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Civil Engineer Status for Whatsapp

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Civil Engineer Status for Whatsapp

Good engineers are not born, they are Pre-fabricated

Engineers have done “ONE NIGHT STANDS” more than anybody else in this world

Most of the girls in world are beautiful rest are in engineering colleges

Never ask three things, Girls age, Man’s salary and Engineers CGPA

8 Semesters, 40 subjects- One Notebook~~Engineers

Getting Attendance at the end of every class is like getting salary at the end of the month

Good engineers are not born, they are Pre-fabricated

Pi – Gods way of telling you to get a bigger calculator

Bio-engineers, now everyone gets a drumstick at thanksgiving.

If God didn’t want perfect circles he wouldn’t have invented Pi.

Warning – Inversion intolerant

Contents liable to Over reaction

Sorry, I only drink Decalitres

If found please return to (insert GPS co-ordinates)

Civil engineers, Lifes way of saying your rubbish at sports.

I can calculate your interest in me to 9 decimal places

Could I interest you in my Na2Ca2Al6Si9O30·8(H2O) collection ?

I prefer the term Bio-culture harvester instead of “Fat”

(R-CH2OH) fueled love machine

One day this law student will be the ***** that jails you

Opinions crushed while you wait

Bio-engineers – Life forms created, your place or mine ?

I came, I saw, I adjusted the azimuth a bit.

Where Engineering Meets Art!

We Make, We Rule!

Hard as Concrete, Flexible as Steel!

You Dreamt it We Built it!

Everyday is an Adventure when u are a Civil Engineer!

Where Engineering Meets Art!

We Make, We Rule!

Hard as Concrete, Flexible as Steel!

You Dreamt it We Built it!

Everyday is an Adventure when u are a Civil Engineer!

Please Stand Back while I Work my Magic!

All Men are created Equal, Some just Evolve to become Civil Engineer!

The Best Creator After God!

Building the World!

Life’s Great – When u are a Civil Engineer!

We are not just Perfect! We are Civil Engineers too!

Live like Legend! Live like Civil Engineer!

Challenges – We Love Them!

Build ur Dreams with Us!

God created Earth But We Civilized it!

We Make Home Happens!

Where there is Civil there is a Way!

Engineering is Rarely Civil!

We convert Dreams into Reality!

We’ve got the Biggest Erections & Deepest Boreholes!

1:4:3 – My Love Proportions!

Strength & Hardness are part of Life!

Concrete Thoughts!

Where Expectations meet Reality!

Civil is in my DNA!

Nothing can be of great worth or holy which is the work of builders and mechanics.

The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.

Therefore O students study mathematics and do not build without foundations.

When engineers and quantity surveyors discuss aesthetics and architects study what cranes do we are on the right road.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.

move on…

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.

Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather….not screeming and yelling like his passengers in car.

Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega

You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong

Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?

“You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.”

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it

When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??

One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.

If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!

I may be wrong…. but I Doubt it!!!

Hey there….. be there.

typing….

Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”

Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.

Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

“I know he’s a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game”

The last thing i want to do is hurt you…..but its still on the list;)

You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit salad.

I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic

Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains

I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)

There are many things you can’t buy….but still pay for them.

Whattsapp status is loading

If i had a gun with two bullets and i was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert your ex or your enemy’s name],i would shoot you twice.

battery about to die

Urgent calls only

Status under construction.No status available

Life is short, chat fast..!!!

Life is too short to be updating status

Too busy to update a status. 0_o

formula for sucess…….under promise and over deliver…….

since 1910

Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status….

I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

Error: status unavailable

Waiting for wi-fi network.

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

Not always available, try your luck 😉

Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”

‘Women are cursed, and men are the proof.’

”We see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world from our BLACK n WHITE eyes!”

Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.

Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.

It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don’t love you back.

Don’t mind the weather, it’s raining in my heart tonight

I don’t think we love each other in the same way. And…I think keeping you near me, would destroy me.

The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.

LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT’S WORTHS MAKING.!

“Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”

Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it

Hey Zukerberge if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on ,may i suggest IRCTC.

I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.

I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”

If procastination was an olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

Life is short talk fast

I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

I took IQ test …..results were negative

I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice

Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me

I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here

I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!

Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’

You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it sucks!!

Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

“To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.” – Bruce Lee

The things you are Passionate about are NOT random, they are your Calling.

“Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.” – Voltaire

Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

whatever your thinking and feeling today is creating your future.

“It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.” ― Lou Holtz

I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun

“Excersize is like mouthwash, if you can feel the burn it’s working”

WISDOM is the gold refinement of life

‘Work until you don’t have to introduce yourself ‘

“To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.”

I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa

Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pendrive safely.

I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less

Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛

A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

Everything that kills me makes me feel aliv

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛

“Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.

Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.

Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable

im cool but global warming made me hot

When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

Without me its just awso.

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)

I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love”

love is when you feel totally complete

If I know what love is, it is because of you!!

“You can be Han Solo. And I’ll be Boba Fett. I’ll cross the sky for you.”

I love the passion between us

All you need is Love

Love is letting go of fear

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness

I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…

No matter how much sleep I get, I`m always tired when I get up for college !

Trying To Sleep Early Is Like Trying To Get NIT Girls To Accept Your Friend Request. Never Fuckin’ Happens. Broken heart

The most important thing is to keep the most important thing the most important thing.

Most times your computer is not responding as you expected – first try to find out if the “ERROR” is not sitting right next to the computer.

I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture

When I see my current CGPA , I think,I’ve qualified JEE or not .

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life 🙂

Happiness=Lecture cancelled .

Happiness is a Public holiday that Occur after 5 days in Weekends

Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??

My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p

CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.

Contributing to entropy since 1996.

Others LOL is mine WTF

Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–> Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday

Waiting for wi-fi network.

I took IQ test …..results were negative

Talent is god given, be humble.

I don’t trust words, I trust actions.

We learn from failure, not from success.

Forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh loudly, study rarely. Hot smile

You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.

I hate Loneliness, but it Loves me more.

I have not an attitude but i have a personality that you can’t handle.

My gf is lyk Ferrari, i don’t have Ferrari :/

Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..!

Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.

I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to
be something to someone..

There’s lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard….just
look

All things are possible

People just only love and lose whom they shouldn’t

Common sense is not so common

Always trying to cool my self

Error:status is unavailable.

The hell was full so i come back soon

We’re like diamonds in the sky

hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.

Hi there! I am using my brain!

Status is still loading.

Google on my mind

It’s hard to being a superwoman

You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.

Thanks for being in my life

Never too busy to be happy 🙂

Life is journey. I am traveller.

Love Is My Favorite Mistake

Love can happens only once.. Next time its only Compromise.

So far, but I love you always

I don’t care because you not fair

Some mistakes should be committed one time

Follow your heart and see where you land.

Forgiving is not always forgetting, but forgetting is always
forgiving

Life without mistakes is like , education without books.

Teachers Only Teach The Rules… But Winners, Winners Make The
Rules.

If u cheat me or kill me, but your love is my TRUE GOD.

If u love someone time and distance never be a problem

Love is game for liars and pain for shayars.

Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.

A person needs a clean reputation to survive…………….!!

Have a good time 🙂

Life must go on 🙂

Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers.

never give people permission to disrespect you….

Divorce your EGO.

Education is the powerful weapon to chance the world.

Distance is everything

One of the biggest challenges we have, folks, is making liberty
and freedom cool.

Secrets…are the very root of cool

life is simple if we are simple….

love is life no love no life

Love is not about posssession, Love is about appreciation

Life is simple, people are complicated…

Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.

If you like fizzy drink you will love me!

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

Waiting for wi-fi network.

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 🙂

Again Single, but with Experience.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

Life is short talk fast

Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he. 🙂

Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status….

Status under construction.

Whattsapp status is loading

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

typing….

Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

Common sense is not so common

Always trying to cool my self

Error:status is unavailable.

The hell was full so i come back soon

We’re like diamonds in the sky

hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.

Hi there! I am using my brain!

Status is still loading.

Google on my mind

It’s hard to being a superwoman

Not always available, try your luck 😉

Second chances are for looser’s….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Nilkanth Shet Shirodkar is the founder & CEO of Redicals. A Software Engineer and a passionate Web developer by heart. He just love – working with computers

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