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The last thing i want to do is hurt you…..but its still on the list;)
You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit salad.
I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains
I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)
There are many things you can’t buy….but still pay for them.
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If i had a gun with two bullets and i was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert your ex or your enemy’s name],i would shoot you twice.
battery about to die
Urgent calls only
LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT’S WORTHS MAKING.!
“Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
Hey Zukerberge if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on ,may i suggest IRCTC.
I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
Life is short talk fast
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
I took IQ test …..results were negative
I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice
Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything