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while (success!=true) { keepMovingForward(); }

if (you.sad()==true) { sad.stop(); beAwesome(); }

while (true) { problems++; }

while (! ( succeed = try() ) ) ;

while (noSuccess) { tryAgain() ; if(dead) break ; }

Trust Me, I’am Programmer

Think once code twice

If at once you don’t succeed, CODE 😀

There is no place like 127.0.0.1

hello world

/* no comment */

Life has no ctrl+z

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Programmer : An organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software.

There are only 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Take a <\br>

God is real unless declared as integer.

Talk is cheap, show me the code.

do { live_life ( <3 ) ; } while (1==1) ;

Hide and seek champion -> “ ; “ , Since 1958.

Eat.Sleep.Code.Repeat

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Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.

Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users ?

Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS !

rm -rf /bin/laden

Hey! It compiles! Ship it!

SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.

Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.

The more I C, the less I see.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

I smile …Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.

The world is coming to an end… SAVE YOUR BUFFERS !

If you don’t want to be replaced by a computer, don’t act like one.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Any fool can use a computer. Many do.

You start coding, I’ll ask what the customer wants…

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen

The good thing about reinventing the wheel is that you can get a round one.

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”

If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems,I’m tired of solving them for you.

Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours.

When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. (Hell yeah)

Local minded people will never understand global minded goals,i mean just see yourself in the mirror.

“Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off”.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire. :p

80% of boys have girlfriends.Rest 20% are having brain.

Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a girl.Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing and suggesting?

Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.

Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

Windows 8 to 10: It’s like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.

That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.

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Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.

I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

A Boss is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shit.

“Cancer cures smoking!!”

Trust No-one as Trust also contains “RUST” in it.

Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.

Marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

You buy a Ferrari when you want to be somebody;You buy a Lamborgini when you are somebody.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

Our society will never go entirely paperless. There’s always the bathroom.

We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.

Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.

Those who can’t write programs, write help files.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

Travel to life is like css to html .

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)

No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.

My mom actually believes I’m dating a girl named Siri.

Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????

Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me!

The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses

User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.

why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

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Hey! It compiles! Ship it!

SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.

Yo mumma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.

Windows Vista: It’s like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.

The more I C, the less I see.

Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.

Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.

Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly

The world is coming to an end… SAVE YOUR BUFFERS !

If you don’t want to be replaced by a computer, don’t act like one.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

Whatsapp Status for Programmers

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labeled “My Computer”. Double click on it. User: What’s your computer doing on mine?

I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Any fool can use a computer. Many do.

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Those who can’t write programs, write help files.

You know you’re a geek when… You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary.

Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

Programmer WhatsApp status

See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.

Hey! It compiles! Ship it!

SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.

Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.

Windows Vista: It’s like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.

The more I C, the less I see.

Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.

Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.

Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly

The world is coming to an end… SAVE YOUR BUFFERS !

If you don’t want to be replaced by a computer, don’t act like one.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

I went to a gentleman’s cybercafé — and they offered me a ‘laptop dance’.

After Perl everything else is just assembly language.

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.

Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

If Python is executable pseudo code, then Perl is executable line noise.

COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.

To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.

Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.

Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users ?

Crap… Someone knocked over my recycle bin… There’s icons all over my desktop…”

Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS !

I don’t care if you ARE getting a PhD in it ! Get away from that damn computer and go find a woman !

The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.

I can’t uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of ‘Uninstall Shield’.

See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.

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Become a programmer, lose your brain’s virginity.

My code never has bugs, it just develops random unexpected features.

A programmer is a person who fixed a problem that you don’t know you have, in a way you don’t understand.

If at first you don’t succeed, you must be programmer.

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

If God is a programmer then there is no confusion Devil is a hacker.

Once you start programming, you no longer have a life.

Eat, Sleep, Code, Repeat.

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

Being a good programmer is 3% talent & 97% not being distracted by the internet.

My code doesn’t always work, but when it does I don’t know why.

God is real unless declared as integer.

If you want to treat women as objects, do it with class.

I know H.T.M.L (How to Meet Ladies).

Programming is thinking, not typing.

I am a programmer, my job is to make you jobless.

The only people up at 3am are either in love, lonely, drunk or programmer.

Programmer is just a tool which transforms caffeine into code.

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.

Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

If Python is executable pseudo code, then Perl is executable line noise.

COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.

To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.

Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.

Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users ?

Crap… Someone knocked over my recycle bin… There’s icons all over my desktop…”

Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS !

rm -rf /bin/laden

I don’t care if you ARE getting a PhD in it ! Get away from that damn computer and go find a woman !

The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.

I can’t uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of ‘Uninstall Shield’.

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“Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.”

“When someone says: ‘I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done’, give him a lollipop.”

“A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.”

“I have the ability to arrange 1’s and 0’s in such an order that an x86 processor can actually interpret and execute those commands. It’s called Computer Programming, but it’s the closest that a man can ever get to giving birth in my opinion. And I somehow feel responsible for the future existence and acceptance of my “child”. I’d spend hours trying to find the tiny bug that causes my child to misbehave or act strangely. But that’s my mild superpower… I make the world a better place by writing mindless back-end programs that no-one will ever see nor even know that it’s there. But I know; and that’s all that matters.”

“I’m taking a break from programming and trying to escape the world of geekness and then WinAmp brings up ‘Norah Jones — Pointer Song’ GODAMN IT LEAVE ME ALONE.”

“Typing is no substitute for thinking.”

“It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.

“Two languages implementing the same idea must, on pain of death, use different terms.”

Programmer WhatsApp status

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

I’m not perfect, I am original.

All girls are my sisters except you.

I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.

Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

You can do anything, but not everything.

Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.

I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.

Sometimes you just need some space, to fart.

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The only thing I gained so far in s weight.

Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.

When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.

That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.

(-_-) x llion people = China

Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

Sometimes the only one, who can appreciate you, is you.

Don’t steal, the government hates competition.

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop ay trial has gone.

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.

I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.

When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?

Try to say the letter “M” without your lips touching.

Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”.

Weird is a side effect of awesome.

If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped.

Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting.

I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.

I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.

I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.

If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.

 

I am not failed, my success is just postponed.

Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.

The greatest pleasure in Life is doing what people say you can’t do.

If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.

God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.

Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.

I didn’t change, I just woke up.

You are so awesome that, my middle finger salutes you.

Silence is better than lies.

I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.

Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.

If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.

Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.

Programmer WhatsApp status

You don’t have to like me after all, I’m not a Facebook status.

I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

Hey, I found your Nose; it was in my business again.

Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

My girlfriend is like my iPad…I don`t have an iPad.

The longer the title the less important the job.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

When in doubt, mumble.

By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Women should not have children after Really… hildren are enough.

Without ME, it’s just AWESO.

If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

God must love stupid people- he made so many!

I like children. Properly cooked.

Until I was thirteen I thought my name was ‘Shut up’.

My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.

If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.

Nilkanth Shet Shirodkar is the founder & CEO of Redicals. A Software Engineer and a passionate Web developer by heart. He just love – working with computers

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