Engineering status in English

✔ Engineering Is like a…. Typical Indian public toilet…! People outside r desperate to go in & people inside r dying to finish n come out……!!

✔ A beauty of Engineers: A first bench student knows the answer to the entire problem but only the last bench student has the power to face every problem..!

✔ Science is all about knowing; Engineering is about doing.

✔ Architecture begins where engineering ends.

✔ A software is a great combination of artistry and engineering

✔ Maine Engineering li, engineering ne meri li.

✔ Using you brain while copying , reduces the speed of copying – Engineering fact.

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✔ When there is no words to justify viva coordinators…confuse them in their questions.

✔ Parents prefer their child to use what is this and that question, while engineers prefers why need to learn this or that.

✔ Engineers never read books 1 month before exams, they start reading books 1 day before exams.

✔ Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

✔ Engineering is not only study of 45 subjects but it is moral studies of intellectual life.

✔ To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

✔ There’s nothing I believe in more strongly than getting young people interested in science and engineering, for a better tomorrow, for all humankind.

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✔ One has to watch out for engineers – they begin with the sewing machine and end up with the atomic bomb.

✔ Engineering or technology is the making of things that did not previously exist, whereas science is the discovering of things that have long existed.

✔ An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance.

✔ Engineering fact: nights are more productive than days.

✔ A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he will fix it.

✔ Everybody says Engineering is so easy that it is just like walking in a park. But only Engineers know that park is called Jurassic Park