Funny Cool Whatsapp Status

Get plenty of Funny, love, happy, romantic, inspirational, and Cool Hindi whatsapp status that you can share with friends and relatives.

Funny Cool Whatsapp Status

Status is still loading.

Google on my mind

It’s hard to being a superwoman

Not always available, try your luck 😉

Second chances are for looser’s….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pendrive safely.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..!

Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.

I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone..

There’s lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard….just look

All things are possible

People just only love and lose whom they shouldn’t

apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raj

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

I took IQ test …..results were negative

since 1910

I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

Hey there….. be there.

move on…

Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.

Thanks for being in my life

Never too busy to be happy 🙂

Life is journey. I am traveller.

Love Is My Favorite Mistake

Love can happens only once.. Next time its only Compromise.

So far, but I love you always

When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.

My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are

Stop checking my status!!! Go Get A Life

I started out with nothing and i still have most of it..

Error: status unavailable

I don’t care because you not fair

Some mistakes should be committed one time

Follow your heart and see where you land.

Forgiving is not always forgetting, but forgetting is always forgiving

Life without mistakes is like , education without books.

Teachers Only Teach The Rules… But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.

If u cheat me or kill me, but your love is my TRUE GOD.

If u love someone time and distance never be a problem

Love is game for liars and pain for shayars.

Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.

Funny Cool Whatsapp Status

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

Waiting for wi-fi network.

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 🙂

Again Single, but with Experience.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

Life is short talk fast

Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he. 🙂

Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status….

Status under construction.

Whattsapp status is loading

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

typing….

Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

Common sense is not so common

Always trying to cool my self

Error:status is unavailable.

The hell was full so i come back soon

We’re like diamonds in the sky

hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.

Hi there! I am using my brain!

A person needs a clean reputation to survive…………….!!

Have a good time 🙂

Life must go on 🙂

Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers.

never give people permission to disrespect you….

Divorce your EGO.

Education is the powerful weapon to chance the world.

Distance is everything

One of the biggest challenges we have, folks, is making liberty and freedom

Secrets…are the very root of cool

life is simple if we are simple….

love is life no love no life

Love is not about posssession, Love is about appreciation

Life is simple, people are complicated…

Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.

If you like fizzy drink you will love me!

Funny Cool Whatsapp Status

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.

Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.

The loss of a loved one is one of the most tragic and devastating things a person could endure.

Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.

No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.

When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun 😉

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!

If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol: P: D: P: D

Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. 😀

Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you:-D

Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we text or call to say we’re outside… 😉

We live in WTF generation – Wikipedia, twitter, facebook

Funny Cool Whatsapp Status

Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

A friendship that can cease has never been real.

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.”

You can do anything but not everything.

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

All birds find shelter during a rain,but Eagle avoids rain by flying above the Clouds,Problems are common,but attitude makes
the difference.

Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.

Be careful of following the masses – remove the “m” and who exactly are you following?

If life doesn’t scare the shit out of you, you’re doing it wrong.

Funny Cool Whatsapp Status

Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. 😛

Every time I drink I get awesome 🙂

After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.

What i if told you…you the read first line wrong…same with the second… 😉 :p

I am so cool; my selfie is called a kulfi!

Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.

If things around you don’t change, change the thing you’re around.

Be what you want to be, not what others want to see.

I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.

If you don’t care stop talking about it.

God was showing off when He created you.

Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!

Never apologize for being you.

I’m a good boy with bad habits: P

Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. 🙂

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

Funny Cool Whatsapp Status

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p

When people don’t laugh at my jokes I just assume that they’re not up to my level of comedy.

I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others…: P: D

If “Da Vinci Code” has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be “Vinci Da Code”!

Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it’s for your own good. 😉

Don’t worry. God is always on time.

She loves me or not but I love her a lot. 😛

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.

Warning, do you think it’s right time to talk to me?

If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

“I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper

“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis

“Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!

“There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.” – Doug Stanhope

I’m not short, I am just concentrated awesome!

‘It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen

What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.

Behind every successful man… There is a confused woman.

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

I can handle pain until it hurts.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

Gravity always gets me down. 🙂

Funny Cool Whatsapp Status

“I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.” – Jack Handey

Everything that has a beginning, has an end. So the key is to try to enjoy the in between as much as possible!

Celebrate all the things you don’t like about yourself – love yourself.

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.

Death is not the Biggest Loss in LIFE! The Biggest Loss is When Relationships Die Among us While We are Alive

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, what counts is how many times you stand up again.

When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.

Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.

Money can’t buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison

“I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” – Larry David

You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.

Sorry… I’m not Rihanna. I don’t love the way you lie.

Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day 😉

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. 😀

HEY YOU, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook 😉

Loneliness is better than bad company.

Don’t take life to seriously because you’ll never get out alive

Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

Don’t see others doing better than you, Beat your own records everyday because, Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF

Affliction is often that thing which prepares an ordinary person for some sort of an extraordinary destiny.

Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Nilkanth Shet Shirodkar is the founder & CEO of Redicals. A Software Engineer and a passionate Web developer by heart. He just love – working with computers

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *