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दिल मेरा उसने ये कहकर वापस कर दिया… दुसरा दिजीए… ये तो टुटा हुआ है….!!?!!

कुछ रिश्ते मुनाफा नहीं देते, पर अमीर जरूर बना देते हैं.

शाम को थक कर टूटे झोपड़े में सो जाता है वो मजदूर, जो शहर में ऊंची इमारतें बनाता है….

अमीर की बेटी पार्लर में जितना दे आती है, उतने में गरीब की बेटी अपने ससुराल चली जाती है….

कल एक इन्सान रोटी मांगकर ले गया और करोड़ों कि दुआयें दे गया, पता ही नहीँ चला की, गरीब वो था की मैं….

दीदार की तलब हो तो नजरें जमाये रखना .. क्यों कि ‘नकाब’ हो या ‘नसीब’ सरकता जरूर है…

खेलने दो उन्हे जब तक जी न भर जाए उनका, मोहब्बत चार दिन कि थी तो शौक कितने दिन का होगा..

मोहब्बत ख़ूबसूरत होगी किसी और दुनियाँ में, इधर तो हम पर जो गुज़री है हम ही जानते हैं..

एहसान वो किसी का लेते, नहीं मेरा भी चुका दिया, जितना भी खाया था नमक, मेरे ज़ख़्मों पर लगा दिया..

कोई उसे खुश करने के बहाने ढूंड रहा था, मैने कहा- उसे मेरे मरने की खबर सुना दे..

किस बात पर मिजाज बदला बदला सा है.. शिकायत है हमसे.. या ये असर किसी और का है..

रहता तो नशा तेरी यादों का ही है, कोई पूछे तो कह देता हुँ पी रखी है..

Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.

बात उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई ” बात ” होती है..

बोला था ना मुझे block मत कर….देख तेरी friend मेरे love में फंस गई.

Tujh.. Se Fursat Me Krunga Isab Ae.. Jindgi… Abhi Khud Ulja Hu Khud Ko Suljane Me , That my Think

Shatranj ki chalo ka khouf unhe hota hai, Jo Siyasat kartey hai, Hum to Mohabbat ke khiladi hai, Na Har ki Fikra, Na Jeet ka Jikra

Shukar maan ke mene Tujse kabhi mulakaat nahi ki, Warna Tere Dil ko tere khilaaf kar deta.

Sher khud apni takat se Raja hota hai, Jangal mein Voting nahi hote.

Tum Zindagi mein aa gaye ho to ye khyal rakhna, Hum ‘Jaan’ de dete hai par ‘Jaane’ nahi dete.

Mein har kisi ke liye apne aap ko accha sabit nahi kar sakta, Lekin mein unke liye ‘Behtareen’ hu jo muje samajte hai.

Tewar to hum waqt aane par dikhayenge, Shaher tum kharid lo, Hukumat us par hum chalayenge.

Maana ki teri ek aawaj se bhid ho jati hai, Lekin hum bhi kuch kam nahi, Hamari ek aawaj se puri bhid bikhar jati hai.

मेरे मिज़ाज को समझने के लिये बस इतना ही काफी है, #मैं उसका हरगिज़ नहीं होता# जो हर एक का हो जाये…

Mere Mijaj ko samajne ke liye bas itna hi kafi hai, “Mein uska hargis nahi hota” jo har ek ka ho jaye…

ना राईट… ना फाईट… अपना स्टेट्स आया की वातावरन टाईट…

“खुश रहे तू सदा यह दुआ है मेरी… तेरी प्रेमिका ही बन जाए भाभी तेरी.!”

“हथियार तो सिर्फ सोंख के लिए रखा करते हे खौफ के लिए तो बस नाम ही काफी हे ।”

“शादीशुदा लोग कुंवारे से ज्यादा जीते हैं, लेकिन जीते जी मरने की दुआ भी वो ही मांगते रहते हैं।”

“अपनी बीवी का जन्मदिन न भूलने का सबसे अच्छा तरीका है की आप सिर्फ एक बार उसे भूल जायें.”

“”बात” उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई ”बात” होती है..!”

“अगर मेरा मिस कॉल देखो तो कॉल कर लिया करो!”

“दर्द नसीब से मिलता है मेरी जान औक़ात कहाँ है तेरी मुझे तड़पाने की..?!

“हर एक बॉय की दिल की ख्वाइश होती है ? खुद कितने बड़े कमिने होंगे पर लड़की शरीफ ही चाहिए !!”

“अगर मंदिरों में ‪#‎free WiFi होता, तो में सबसे बड़ा धर्मिक होता !!”

ऐ खुदा हिचकियों में कुछ तो फर्क डालना होता अब कैसे पता करूँ कि कौनसी वाली याद कर रही है !!

शुक्र हे Whattsapp हिंदी में नहीं है वरना Last Seen “अंतिम दर्शन” कहलाता !!

तुम क्या जानो गम कया होता हे, …. तुम ने तो हमेशा थुक से ही फोटो चिपकाया हैं…

“मैँ हु तो गरीब…पर तुझसे सबसे मेहंगा वाला प्यार करता हूँ…”

सिर्फ एक दिन का एडमिन बनके देखो ,पता चलेगा कितनी मुसिबते झेलनी पड़ती है ..

“कुंडली मे “शनी”, मन मे “मनी” ओर, Admin se “दुश्मनी” तीनो हानिकारक हे.!!!”

“अभी अभी खबर मिली हे की एडमिन के सिर पे 11नारियल फाेडने से ही बारिश होगी।”

“मे तो खेर इन्सान हु सनम,हवा भी तुझ को छू कर देर तक नशे मे रेहती हैं…”

“एक सवाल मुझे बार-बार परेशान कर रहा है कि छोटी abcd बड़ी ABCD से कितने साल छोटी है?”

“गिटार सिखा था जिस को पटाने के लिए आज ऑफर आया है उसकी शादी में बजाने के लिए !!”

“Girlfriend बनाने के बाद पता चला की साला, 100 रुपए से उपर की भी chocolate आती है..”

I-Phone 7 लगातार सातवां ऐसा फ़ोन है….जो मेरे पास नहीं है…

मेरी हर गलती, ये सोच कर माफ़ कर देना दोस्तों.. कि तुम कोन से शरीफ़ हो ??

मन में आता है के सब कुछ छोड़ कर सन्यासी हो जाऊ …फिर उस लड़की का ख़याल आ जाता है जो मुझे पति रूप में पाने के लिए 16 सोमवार का व्रत कर रही होगी

खुद के पास गर्लफ्रेंड नही होगी फिर भी दुसरो को गर्लफ्रेंड पटाने ❣के नुस्खे देते है …. ऐसे हैं हमारे दोस्त

हम शरीफ बच्चे है जनाब !! जब तक माँ जागने के लिए न बोले मज़ाल है जो अपनी आँख भी खोल दे

दिन – रात यही दुआएँ निकलती है …. कि काश वो उसी की हो जाये, जो ऐसा Status डालते है …..अगर वो मेरी ना हुयी, तो उसे किसी की भी नही होने दूँगा

2- दूसरे लड़कों से बात करने वाली।

लडकियों की कमी का अन्दाजा तो हमें भी है सरकार वरना हम इतने पागल नही जो Teddy Bear type लडकी को Barbie Doll और भूतनी जैसी शक्ल की लडकी को Cute बोलेंगे

लोग ‍‍‍ कहते है अगर तुम दिल से आँख बंद करोगे तो, जो तुमसे प्यार करता है उसका चेहरा दिखता है…मेने भी ‎Jυѕт тяу ‬किया और ‪‎भीड़‬ लग गयी

खुशकिस्मत होते है वो लडके जिनकी girlfriend उनके लिऐ अपने हाथ की नस काट लेती है… हमारी वाली तो हमारे लिऐ अपने नाखुन भी ना काटे

चाहे जितना मर्जी हम अच्छे दिखे,अच्छे कपडे पहने, पर लड़कियाँ पटेंगी उन्ही से जो…साले …pineapple जैसी hair style और बकरे जैसी दाढी लिए घुमतें हैं।

मैंने एक बच्चे से पूछा- आज आंगनबाड़ी क्यों नहीं गए ?

बच्चा – कमबख्त कल मुझे तोल रहे थे..क्या पता आज बेच देते..!!!

पता नही कैसे उसनेमुझे छोड दिया ??? वो ☞ कमीनी तो किसी के पाँच पैसे भी नही छोडती थी

अच्छा लगा ये सुनकर की .. आज कल के लड़के प्यार में दिल टूटने पर Suicide नही करते है… बलकी भाड़ में जा चुड़ैल बोलकर आगे बढ़ते है

इश्क का समन्दर भी क्या समन्दर है… जो डूब गया वो ‘आशिक’, जो बच गया वो ‘दिवाना’ और जो तैरता ही रेह गया वो ‘पति’।

अगर यूँ ही कमियाँ निकालते रहे आप….
तो एक दिन सिर्फ खूबियाँ रह जाएँगी मुझमें….

झूठी शान के परिंदे ही ज्यादा फड़फड़ाते हैं
बाज़ की उडान में कभी आवाज़ नहीं होती

जरा देखो तो ये दरवाजे पर दस्तक किसने दी है.? अगर `इश्क` हो तो कहना, अब दिल यहाँ नही रहता..||

रखा करो नजदीकीयां जिंदगी का कोई भरोसा नहीं,,
फिर मत कहना चले भी गए और बताया भी नहीं।।

शिकायते तो बहुत हैं तुझसे ऐ जिन्दगी,
पर चुप इसलिये हु कि,
जो दिया तूने वो भी कहाँ पूरा जीया हमने !

जो बेहतर होता है उसे ईनाम मिलता है,
जो बेहतरीन होता है उसके नाम पर ईनाम होते हैं।

ना जाने कैसे इम्तेहां ले रही है जिँदगी आजकल,
मुकद्दर, मोहब्बत ,और दोस्त तीनो नाराज रहते है..

अल्फ़ाजो से चाहत रखने वाले, कभी मेरे जज़्बात भी पढ़ लिया कर.

एक मैं हूँ कि समझ नहीं सका खुद को आज तक…
दुनियाँ है कि न जाने मुझे क्या-क्या समझ लेती हैं…!

जिंदगी की कशमकश में थोड़ा उलझ गये हैं दोस्तों, वरना हम तो उनमे से हैं, जो दुश्मनों को भी अकेला महसूस नहीं होने देते।

ना जाने कैसी नज़र लगी है ज़माने की,
वजह ही नही मिल रही मुस्कुराने की….!

आसमां पे ठिकाने, किसी के नहीं होते,
जो ज़मीं के नहीं होते, वो कहीं के नहीं होते।

एक वो हैं, जो हमारी बात समझते नहीं…और यहाँ जमाना हमारे स्टेटस पढ़कर, दीवाना हुआ जा रहा है..

“जिंदगी की परीक्षा में कोई नम्बर नहीं मिलते है साहब ………लोग आपको दिल से याद करे तो समझ लेना आप पास हो गए।”

मैं ये सोच के खुश हूँ की कोई मेरी बात तो करता होगा, बुरा कहता होगा तो क्या हुआ याद तो करता ही होगा !!

भरी जेब ने ‘ दुनिया ‘ की पहेचान करवाई और खाली जेब ने ‘ अपनो ‘ की.

“थक गया हूँ तेरी नौकरी से ऐ जिन्दगी मुनासिब होगा मेरा हिसाब कर दे…!!”

आज तक समझ नहीं आया की जीने के लिए काम करता हूँ या काम करने के लिए जीता हूँ।

दुनिया का सबसे मुश्किल काम करने लगा हु अपने काम से काम रखने लगा हु

संभाल के खर्च करता हूँ खुद को दिनभर, हर शाम एक आईना मेरा हिसाब करता है

कौन कहता है की दूरियां किलोमीटरों में नापी जाती है कभी कभी खुद से मिलने में भी उम्र गुजर जाती है

मिली थी जिन्दगी,किसी के ‘काम’ आने के लिए पर वक्त बित रहा है,कागज के टुकड़े कमाने के लिए ।

यूँ तो कोई शिकायत नहीं मुझे मेरे आज से ,मगर कभी-कभी बीता हुआ कल बहुत याद आता है…

जिन्दगी के सफर से, बस इतना ही सबक सीखा है । सहारा कोई कोई ही देता है, धक्का देने को हर शख्स तैयार बैठा है…!!

कितना मुश्किल है, जिंदगी का सफर…, भगवान मरने नही देते और इंसान जीने नही देते।

जिन्दगी की हर सुबह कुछ शर्ते लेके आती है, और जिन्दगी की हर शाम कुछ तर्जुबे देके जाती है।

जिंदगी भी विडियो गेम सी हो गयी है एक लैवल क्रॉस करो तो अगला लैवल और मुश्किल आ जाता हैं…..

मैं उस किस्मत का सबसे पसंदीदा खिलौना हूँ, वो रोज़ जोड़ती है मुझे फिर से तोड़ने के लिए….

मशवरा तो खूब देते हो “खुश रहा करो” कभी कभी वजह भी दे दिया करो…

मेरी गलतियां मुझसे कहो दूसरो से नहीं क्योंकि सुधरना मुझे है,उनको नहीं…

बिकती है ना ख़ुशी कहीं, ना कहीं गम बिकता है. लोग गलतफहमी में हैं, कि शायद कहीं मरहम बिकता है..

एक तू ही है जिसे हर किस्सा सुनाने को जी चाहता हैं.. यूं तो हमारे लब्ज सुनने को दुनिया बेताब हे…

ना हीरो की तमन्ना है और ना परियों पे मरता हूँ . . . वो एक”भोली” सी लडकी हे जिसे मैं मोहब्बत करता हूँ !!

लिख दू तो लफ्ज़ तुम हो, सोच लू तो ख्याल तुम हो, मांग लू तो मन्नत तुम हो, और चाह लू तो मोहोब्बत भी तुम ही हो.

होश वालों को खबर क्या बेखुदी क्या चीज़ है , इश्क़ कीजिए फिर समझिए जिंदगी क्या चीज़ है !!!

मिलने को तो दुनिया मे कई चेहरे मिले ,, पर तुम सी ‪#‎मोहब्बत हम खुद से भी न कर पाये..!!

मोहब्बत यूँ ही किसी से हुआ नहीं करती…., अपना वजूद भूलाना पडता है,किसी को अपना बनाने के लिए…।

कभी इतना मत मुस्कुराना की नजर लग जाए जमाने की, हर आँख मेरी तरह मोहब्बत की नही होती….!!!

लोग इन्सान देखकर मोहब्बत करते हैं, .. मैने मोहब्बत करके इन्सानों को देख लिया।

हसरत है सिर्फ तुम्हें पाने की, और कोई ख्वाहिश नहीं इस दीवाने की, शिकवा मुझे तुमसे नहीं खुदा से है, क्या ज़रूरत थी, तुम्हें इतना खूबसूरत बनाने की !!

बड़ी मुद्दत से चाहा है तुझे! बड़ी दुआओं से पाया है तुझे! तुझे भुलाने की सोचूं भी तो कैसे! किस्मत की लकीरों से चुराया है तुझे!

हज़ारो मैं मुझे सिर्फ़ एक वो शख्स चाहिये ,, जो मेरी ग़ैर मौजूदगी मैं, मेरी बुराई ना सुन सके !!

मुझे आदत नहीं कहीं बहुत देर तक ठहरने की,, लेकिन जब से तुम मिले हो ये दिल कही और ठहरता नही !!

ए खुदा..!! मुझे प्यार उसी से हो जो…. मुझे पाकर प्यार में पागल हो जाए….!!

तू इतना प्यार कर जितना तू सह सके, बिछड़ना भी पड़े तो ज़िंदा रह सके….!!

काश तुम मेरे होते…. साँस ही थम जाती…. अगर, ये अल्फाज तेरे होते….!!

बहुत गौर से देखने पर जिंदगी को जाना मैंने…दिल से बड़ा दुश्मन पूरे जमाने में नहीं है…!!!

मरते होंगे लाखों तुझ पर पर हम तो तेरे साथ मरना चाहते है !!

दुनिया में रहने के लिए दो ही जगह अच्छी है , किसी के ‘दिल’ में या किसी की दुआ मे . दिल तो हमारे नसीब नही, बस दुआ मे याद रखना !

दोनों की पहली चाहत थी , दोनों टूट के मिला करते थे … वो वादे लिखा करती थी , में कसमे लिखा करता था !!!

जाते वक्त बहोत गुरूर से कहा था उसने…. “तुम जैसे हजार मिलेंगे” मैंने मुस्कुरा कर कहा…. ” मुझ जैसे की ही तलाश क्यों..?? ”

तेरा हुआ ज़िक्र तो हम तेरे सजदे में झुक गये ,,अब क्या फर्क पड़ता है मंदिर में झुक गये या मस्जिद में झुक गये !!!

हम तो नादाँ हैं क्या समझेंगे उसूल-ए-मोहब्बत, बस, तुझे चाहना था , तुझे चाहते हैं, और तुझे ही चाहेंगे !!

देख ले आ के जरा चैन से सोने वाले कैसे रोते है तेरी याद में रोने वाले

ए खुदा अगर तेरे पेन की श्याही खत्म है तो मेरा लहू लेले, यू कहानिया अधूरी न लिखा कर।

मेरे अपनों के बिच प्यार ही मेरी मुस्कान की वजह थी, ना जाने केसा तूफ़ान आया जो सबकुछ बिखर गया

अजीब था उनका अलविदा कहना ! सुना कुछ नहीं और कहा भी कुछ नहीं !!

कुछ यूँ बर्बाद हुवे उनकी मोहब्बत में ! की लुटा कुछ नहीं और बचा भी कुछ नहीं

ऐ बादल…! मेरी आँखें तुम रख लो.. कसम से बङी माहिर हैं बरसने में

दिल की बस्ती में अजीब सा सन्नाटा है आजकलजिसमें तेरी हर बात पर” महफिल सजा करती थी.

कर्जदार रहूँगा में उस हकीम का !! जो दवा मे तेरा दीदार लिख दे.

वाह मेरे महबूब बड़ी जल्दी ख्याल आया मेरा बस भी करो चूमना अब उठने भी दो जनाज़ा मेरा

अब तो हिसाब हो ही जाना चाहिये मेरा भी,,,, इतनी मोहब्बत….. कभी कोई देता है उधार में

मोहब्बत की कहानी तो नहीं मरती लेकिन कुछ बदनसीब लोग किरदार निभाते निभाते मर जाते हैं

Attitude Status for Whatsapp

Life must go on ?

Never too busy to be happy ?

Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.

A smile suits every kind of clothes

I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

“मौत और मोहोब्बत तो बस नाम से बदनाम है ! असली दर्द तो ‘Slow Internet’ देता है !!”

“साला, इतनी गर्मी है मन तो कर रहा कि, रज़ाई ओढ़ के आत्महत्या कर

“आज कल Whatsapp पर वो लोग Admin बने हुऐ हें जो स्कूल टाइम में दो दो घण्टे मुर्गा बना करते थे।”

“मै अपने अंदर के रावण को तो मार सकता हूँ परअपने अंदर के इमरान हाशमी को कभी नही मरनेदूंगा.”

“काश पगली तेरे दिल के भी चुनाव होते कम से कम उमीद्दवार बनके तेरे सामने तो खडे होते.!”

“आज का ज्ञान!! लड़की और नौकरी तभी छोड़ें..जब दूसरी हांथ में हो!!”

“तुम भी कीसी रुठी हुई महेबुबा से कम नही हो इन्टरनेट बडी मुस्कील से गुजारे है तुमारे बीना 5-6 दीन”

“मुझे इतना भी मत घुमा ए जिंदगी, मै शहर का शायF का टायर” नही “

“वो भी आधी रात को निकलता है और मैं भी फिर क्यों उसे “चाँद” और मुझे “आवारा” कहते हैं लोग ?”

“कुत्तों को देशी घी और लङकियों को सच्चा प्यार कभी हज़म नही होता..।”

“इँडिया मे लड़की girlfriend बाद मे बनती है सभी friends की भाभी पहले बन जाती है”

“में Aashiqi के उस Level पर हु, जहाँ से ishq Uninstall भी नहीं हो सकता है…”

“काश !! OLX पे उदासी और अकेलापन भी बेचा जा सकता.. !!”

“तूम लौट के आने की तकलीफ मत करना हम एक मोहब्ब्त दो बार नहीं करते.”

“वक्त के साथ सब बदल जाता है, पुराने जमाने में जिसे ठेंगा कहते थे, उसे आज लाईक कहते हैं!!”

“पत्थर तो बहुत मारे थे लोगों ने मुझे,लेकिन जो दिल पर आ के लगा वो किसी अपने ने मारा था..”

“यूँ तो एक ठिकाना मेरा भी हैं मगर तुम्हारे बिना मैं लापता सा महसूस करता हु…”

“प्यार तो आज भी है तूजसे है…..यू ही नही रोज रोज तेरा #DPदेख लीयॉ करते हे…”

Always trying to cool my self.

Teachers Only Teach The Rules… But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.

My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day

Live ♀, Laugh, Love ♥

Keep calm and enjoy life.

People with status don’t need status…

never give people permission to disrespect you….

life is simple if we are simple….

Dreams are just the brain’s Screen-savers.

Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

“वो मिली भी तो खुदा के दरबार में यारो अब तुम ही बताओ हम मोहब्बत करते या इबादत…”

“आज कल अपना ‪#‎Last ‪#‎Seen तक छुपा लेते हे लोग, दिल क्या ख़ाक दिखायेंगे…”

“मेरा हाल देखकर मोहब्बत भी शर्मिंदा है कि ये शख्स सब कुछ हार गया, फिर भी ज़िंदा है !!”

“महफ़िल भले ही प्यार वालों की हो, उसमे रौनक तो दिल टुटा हुआ शराबी ही लाता हैं..!!!”

“मिसाल ए शीशा हैं हमें थाम के रखना, हम तेरे हाथ से छूटे तो बिखर जाऐँगे ….!”

“मोहब्बत के बारे मे बस इतना ही कहेगें बेमिसाल सजा है, बेगुनाहो के लिए.”

“अब कहा जरुरत है हाथों मे पत्थर उठाने की, तोडने वाले तो जुबान से ही दिल तोड देते हैं…”

“वफादार और तुम.? ख्याल अच्छा है, बेवफा और हम.? इल्जाम भी अच्छा है…!”

“मेरी वफाओ को ठुकरा देने वाले काश तुझे भी किसी बेवफा से प्यार हो जाये…”

“जिंदगी में कुछ न मांगा तेरे सीवा ओर जींदगी ने सबकुछ दीया तेरे सीवा…”

“निग़ाहों से भी चोट लगती है ज़नाब ज़ब कोई देखकर भी अनदेखा कर देता है।

“सोचते थे मिलेगा सुकून – ए – दिल उनसे मिलकर पर दर्द और बढ़ जाता है उन्हें देखने के बाद “

“कैसे करू भरोसा गैरों के प्यार पर अपने ही मजा लेते हैं अपनों की हार पर.”

“लोगों ने रोज़ कुछ नया मांगा खुदा से, एक हम ही थे, जो बस तेरे ख्यालों से आगे नहीं गये !!

“तुम्हें आता है मेरे प्यार पे “गुस्सा” हमे तुम्हारे गुस्से पे “प्यार” आता है”

“जुर्म में हम कमी करें भी तो क्यों? तुम सजा भी तो कम नहीं करते ….!”

“ढूंढते हो क्या इन आँखों में कहानी हमारी खुद में ग़ुम रहना तो आदत है पुरानी हमारी ।…”

“अब तुझे “Facebook” या “Whatsapp” पे नहीं…अपनी बाहों में “Block” करने का जी करता है..”

It’s cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.

*Walking around supermarket* *Don’t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!

I’m jealous of my parents, i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs ?

Yelling “You’re cool!” when you see somebody doing something stupid.

Or, you know.. DON’T text back.. that’s cool too.

“FBI, Open the door!”… Uh… no … it’s cool when you break in.

Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower.

Nowadays, “Cool” means- “I really don’t care.”

“Wow you’re cool.” LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .

You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.

Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.

Don’t you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side ?

Attitude Status for Whatsapp

“ऐसा नहीं कि दिल में तेरी तस्वीर नहीं थी, पर हाथो में तेरे नाम की लकीर नहीं थी.”

“लगा के आग दिल में चले हो कहाँ हमदम, अभी तो राख उड़ने पे तमाशा और भी होगा ,.,!!! “

“खुद को मेरे दिल में छोड गये हो, तुम्हें तो ठीक से बिछडना भी नहीं आता।”

“दिल खींच कर अपना तेरे पहलू में रख दिया , क्या इतना कम है मोहब्बत की इंतिहा के लिये,! “

शौक से तोड़ो दिल मेरा मै क्यू परवाह करू,,,तुम ही रहते हो इसमे अपना ही घर उजाड़ो.

“मोहब्बत और मौत की पसंद तो देखो, एक को दिल चाहिए और दूसरे को धड़कन…!!”

“आज हम हैं कल हमारी यादें होंगी, जब हम ना होंगे तब हमारी बातें होंगी, कभी पलटोगे जिंदगी के ये पन्ने, तब शायद आपकी आंखों
से भी बरसातें होंगी.

“लोग बेवजह ढूँढते हैँ खुदखुशी के तरीके हजार इश्क करके क्यों नहीँ देख लेते वो एक बार…!!”

“भूल कर भी अपने दिल की बात किसी से मत कहना यहाँ कागज भी जरा सी देर में अखबार बन जाता है।”

“कोहराम मचा रखा है सितंबर की गर्म हवाओं ने, और एक तेरे दिल का मौसम है जो बदलने का नाम ही नही लेता…!!”

“जरा सा भी नही पिघलता दिल तेरा, इतना क़ीमती पत्थर कहाँ से ख़रीदा है…!!”

“आईने के सामने खड़े होकर ‘खुद’ से…माफ़ी मांग ली मैंने, क्युंकि, सबसे ज्यादा ख़ुद का दिल दुःखाया है. ‘औरों’ को खुश करने में”

“मुस्कुरा देता हूँ अक्सर देखकर पुराने Message तेरे, तू झूठ भी कितनी सच्चाई से लिखती थी ..!”

” एक उसूल पर गुजारी है जिंदगी मैंनें.. जिसको अपना माना उसे कभी परखा नही …

“आज भी अजीज है मुझे तेरी हर निशानी चाहे वो दिल का दर्द हो या आँखों का पानी”

“दूरियाँ जब बढ़ी तो गलतफहमियां भी बढ़ गयी, फिर तुमने वो भी सुना जो मैंने कहा ही नही..”

“दिल “चाहे ” Left मे हो, लेकिन उसकी Feelings हमेशा “Right” होती हैं…”

“बिछड़ने वाले तेरे लिए एक “मशवरा” है, कभी हमारा “ख्याल” आए, तो अपना ‘ख्याल’ रखना “

“कुछ पल के लिए हमें अपनी बाहों में सुला दो, अगर आँखें खुली तो उठा देना ना खुली तो दफना देना.”

“रात भर जलता रहा ये दिल उसकी याद में समझ नही आता दर्द प्यार करने से होता है या याद करने से ..”

“उमर बीत गई पर एक जरा सी बात समझ में नहीं आयी, हो जाए जिनसे मोहब्बत वो लोग कदर क्यों नहीं करते…”

“इतना भी हमसे नाराज़ मत हुआ करो, बदकिस्मत ज़रूर हैं हम मगर बेवफा नहीं।”

“आजाद कर देंगे तुम्हे अपनी चाहत की कैद से मगर वो शख्स तो लाओ जो हमसे ज्यादा कदर करे तुम्हारी”

आजकल के हर आशिक की अब तो यही कहानी है.. मजनू चाहता है लैला को, लैला किसी और की दीवानी है !!!

“गुज़रे है आज इश्क के उस मुकाम से, नफरत सी हो गयी है मोहब्बत के नाम से ।”

“बिछड कर फिर मिलेंगे यकीन कितना था, ख्वाब हीं था लेकिन हसीन कितना था…!!”

“सुना था दर्द का अहसास तो चाहने वालों को होता है…!!जब दर्द ही चाहने वाले दें तो एहसास कौन करेगा…!!”

“तेरी मोह्हबत भी बादलों की तरह निकली, छाई मुझ पर और बरस किसी और पर गयी…”

“मेरी “”आँखों में आँसू नहीं “”बस कुछ “”नमी”” है? वजह तू नहीं “” तेरी ये “”कमी है?”

“जितना हँसा था उससे ज़्यादा उदास हूँ आँखों को इन्तज़ार ने सावन बना दिया…”

“आज तक बहुत भरोसे टूटे मगर भरोसे की आदत न छूटी !!”

छोड़ दो किसी से वफा की आस ऐ दोस्त जो रूला सकता हैं वो भुला भी सकता हैं !!

फ़िक्र तो तेरी आज भी करते है बस जिक्र करने का हक नही रहा !!

कई बार ये सोच के दिल मेरा रो देता है कि तुझे पाने की चाहत में मैंने खुद को भी खो दिया !!

ऐ जीन्दगी जा ढुंड॒ कोई खो गया है मुझ से.अगर वो ना मिला तो सुन तेरी भी जरुरत नही मुझे.

“मत पूछो यारो ये इश्क केसा होता है; बस जो रुलाता है ना उसे ही गले लगाकर रोने को जी चाहता है.”

“जिंदगी में बस वो एक बार मेरी हो जाती, तो मैं सारी दुनिया की किताबों से बेवफाई का लफ्ज मिटा देत!”

“न किया कर अपने दर्द-ए-दिल को शायरी में बयान, लोग और तूट जाते है हर लफ्ज को अपनी दास्तान समज कर…

उसे मेरे जनाजे की दावत मत देना ये मेरे मोहब्बत की तोहीन हो गी ऐ दोस्तो क्या वह पैदल सफर करे… ओर हम चार कंधो पर सफर करे.

“छे कोई सारो वकील नज़र मां, नोटिस आपवी छे! जे लोकोने दिल मां जग्या आपी हती तेओ हवे गेरकायदेसर दबाण करे छे”

शतरंज की चालो का खोफ उन्हें होता है जो सियासत करते है, हम तो मोहब्बत के खिलाड़ी है न हार की फिक्र न जीत का जिक्र..

“जरूरी नही कि हर चाहत का मतलब इश्क़ हीहो ऐ कमल, कभी कभी कुछ अनजान रिश्तों के लिए भी दिल ♡ बेचैन हो जाता है.”

“मैंने भी दिल के दरवाजे पर चिपका दी है एक चेतावनी, फ़ना होने का दम रखना तभी भीतर कदम रखना।”

Attitude Status for Whatsapp

My attitude based on how you treat me.

Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT

Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it J

So you’re checking my status… 😀

My _|_ salutes you.

Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com

The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t 😉

I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success

If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1

Smile infront of those who hates you – It kills them.

My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J

If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.

I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?

I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.

I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.

No matter how much sleep I get, I`m always tired when I get up for college !

Trying To Sleep Early Is Like Trying To Get NIT Girls To Accept Your Friend Request. Never Fuckin’ Happens. Broken heart

The most important thing is to keep the most important thing the most important thing.

Most times your computer is not responding as you expected – first try to find out if the “ERROR” is not sitting right next to the computer.

I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture

When I see my current CGPA , I think,I’ve qualified JEE or not .

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life ?

Happiness=Lecture cancelled .

Happiness is a Public holiday that Occur after 5 days in Weekends

Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??

My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p

CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.

Contributing to entropy since 1996.

Others LOL is mine WTF

Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains

My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–> Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday

Waiting for wi-fi network.

I took IQ test …..results were negative

Talent is god given, be humble.

I don’t trust words, I trust actions.

We learn from failure, not from success.

Forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh loudly, study rarely. Hot smile

You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.

I hate Loneliness, but it Loves me more.

I have not an attitude but i have a personality that you can’t handle.

My gf is lyk Ferrari, i don’t have Ferrari :/

Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..!

Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.

I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone..

There’s lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard….just look

All things are possible

People just only love and lose whom they shouldn’t

Common sense is not so common

Always trying to cool my self

Error:status is unavailable.

The hell was full so i come back soon

We’re like diamonds in the sky

hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.

Hi there! I am using my brain!

Status is still loading.

Google on my mind

It’s hard to being a superwoman

You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.

Thanks for being in my life

Never too busy to be happy ?

Life is journey. I am traveller.

Love Is My Favorite Mistake

Love can happens only once.. Next time its only Compromise.

So far, but I love you always

I don’t care because you not fair

Some mistakes should be committed one time

Follow your heart and see where you land.

Forgiving is not always forgetting, but forgetting is always forgiving

Life without mistakes is like , education without books.

Teachers Only Teach The Rules… But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.

If u cheat me or kill me, but your love is my TRUE GOD.

If u love someone time and distance never be a problem

Love is game for liars and pain for shayars.

Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.

A person needs a clean reputation to survive…………….!!

Have a good time ?

Life must go on ?

Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers.

never give people permission to disrespect you….

Divorce your EGO.

Education is the powerful weapon to chance the world.

Distance is everything

One of the biggest challenges we have, folks, is making liberty and freedom cool.

Secrets…are the very root of cool

life is simple if we are simple….

love is life no love no life

Love is not about posssession, Love is about appreciation

Life is simple, people are complicated…

Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.

If you like fizzy drink you will love me!

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

Waiting for wi-fi network.

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?

Again Single, but with Experience.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

Life is short talk fast

Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he. ?

Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status….

Status under construction.

Whattsapp status is loading

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

typing….

Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

Common sense is not so common

Always trying to cool my self

Error:status is unavailable.

The hell was full so i come back soon

We’re like diamonds in the sky

hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.

Hi there! I am using my brain!

Status is still loading.

Google on my mind

It’s hard to being a superwoman

Not always available, try your luck ?

Second chances are for looser’s….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

All I want is to sleep and wake up next to you.

I smile like an idiot when I’m talking to you. Doesn’t matter if it’s in person or through text or anything else. I just smile because it’s you.

Let me love you if not for the rest of you life then for the rest of mine.

Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.

If I had to choose between loving you and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I love you.

Every night I think of you before bed with the hopes of having you in my dreams.

We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Cute lady need cute boy and I’m here for the same.

Only you can change yourself, no one else can

One of the reasons why I love you is b’coz you make me smile for no reason.

You`ll never be perfect. But you`ll always be unique

hard times will always reveal the real friends..

Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever

Falling in love is like the rain … It’s unpredictable!

“Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.”

“My attitude is based on how you treat me.”

“Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last. ”

Raaste ki parwah karunga…to MANZIL bura maan jayegi…!!

Lost time is never found again.

I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall…

Don’t compare me with anyone…. I am original

My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..

Love is just love, it can never explained.

You are the reason why I smile, I love, I breath, I live

I enjoy when people shows attitude to me

You should never play with someones heart!!!

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!??

My life ,my rule,that’s my attitude…

Stop falling in love with me.

Distance doesn’t matter in true love.

You cannot buy Love, but still you need to pay for it.

Everything is fine in Love and War.

Be aware to touch me… you may be victim of Love.

I’m in love with Whatsapp.

I’m not drunk, I’m in love.

When nothing goes right in Love… Go left!

Silent people have the greatest heart.Love is in my Heart.

Your smile is the key of my heart.

Beautiful lies in face not in mind.

Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than loose you.

When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I’ll say you.

Every time you texts me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.

Never trust your heart because it’s on the right side.

Love isn’t complicated, people are.

Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.

You know you’re in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.

Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other

People asked me if I missed you, I smiled and replied, do you breathe?’

Once in awhile, night in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.

The best relationship is when you two can act like lovers and best friends.

Being someone’s first love may be great but to be their last is beyond perfect.

Attitude Status for Whatsapp

The world’s happiest couple never has the same character. They just have the best understanding of their difference.

I promise you no one will ever love you like I do.

Where there is love there is life.

Without you. I’m nothing with you. I’m something. Together, we’re everything.

Don’t marry someone you can live with. Marry the person who cannot live without.

You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you!

Some love one, some love two. I love one – that is you.

Every morning would be perfect if I woke up next to you.

One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you.

I’m selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.

I think our love can do anything we want it to.

Since you’ve been around I smile a lot more than I use to.

A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

When I’m sad don’t look at me – just kiss me.

I fell in love with you, I don’t know why or how. I just did.

Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you’re in love.

I am not a king but my love is Queen

I Found the Way to Love everyone But I didn’t learn the way to Feel Others LOVE to me.

I can die happy now, because I have seen a piece of heaven “Its U”

I believe in love at first sight, No need to walk in again.

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

There are so many people in the world but in my world there is only one person and that’s you.

You like sleeping? Me too

Boys are like purses: Cute, full of crap and can always be replaced.

My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.

I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

I dont need to dream, I got you!

All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.

I LOVE the way you HURT me!

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..

I love you for who your from the inside. The lovely looking outside is just a bonus.

The happiest I’ve ever felt was that moment I discovered you loved me too.

Keep your feet on the ground, when your head’s in the clouds.

Love is a gift from god and I have accepted this gift with open arms. I love you very much and promise never to leave you.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength. While loving someone deeply gives you courage.

In the middle of life, love enters and make it a fairy tale.

True Love is not based upon romance, candle light dinner and walk alone beach. Infect, it’s based on care, compromise, respect and trust.

When I’m with you, hours feel like seconds. But when we’re apart, days feel like years.

A true man dose not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life.

Heaven is a place on Earth when your around.

Sold My Soul to You ♥

scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status

Don’t judge someone’s life until you’ve felt their pain

Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.

Time, you can’t keep it, but you can spend it.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

My attitude is based on how you treat me.

Hey there whatsapp is using me

Better to b alone than being wid sme1 who makes u feel alone…

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode

Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

Keep it simple, keep it honest, keep it real.

My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day

Live♀,Laugh☺,Love♥

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

Status under construction.. comming soon…

Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.

Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you

If things go wrong, don’t go with them

life is a sweet music ….just play it…

Life is short, why to waste in updating Status..

My life ,my rule,that’s my attitude..

Love is beautiful mistake of my life.

Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock…

Love in your heart brings life to your soul.

I need a Google in my mind and an Anti-virus in my heart

Where there is love there is life.

Love is just love, it can never explained.

Every time you texts me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.

Every moment I spent with you.. is like beautiful dream come true.

Happiness is falling asleep next to you and waking up thinking I’m still in my dreams.

I don’t like waiting, I’m so impatient. But I’ll wait forever, as long as I end up with you.

It feels so good to wake up with you in the morning.

Someone has stolen my heart and you are the highest on my list of suspects.

The first thing I imagined when I saw the word ‘love’ is you.

Every time I see you I fall in love all over again

You are the best thing that’s ever been.

Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.

Love is more than my live and my love is you.

Where there is love there is life.

A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Every love story is beautiful, but our is my favorite.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has lots of money.

Love means two minds without a single thought.

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.

I love my life because it’s you.

Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away…

Nothing is fine, but when I’m with you everything is fine.

You’re the ping to my pong.

Love is like a baby, it needs to be treated gently.

A life without love is like a year without summer.

Love is like a rubber band you need to hold it from both the sides by two people. When one leaves it hurts.

Say it before you run out of time. Say it before it’s too late. Say what you’re feeling. Waiting is a mistake.

Girls want to find a superman but walk past Clark Kent every day.

The madness of love is the greatest of heaven’s blessings.

Don’t die with your song still inside of you.

Don’t look for love. Quietly give it away and let if find you back.

I’m in love with the idea of being in love.

Sometimes following your heart means breaking someone else’s

Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

Getting over him sounds great but being in his arms sounds a lot better.

Your smile is more beautiful than stars.

If you are in love you can’t get in comfort zone.

The mind sets limits, the heart breaks them.

The most beautiful line is But, I love you!

You are just a memory of my love.

My heart always will be yours.

Only you can change yourself, no one else can

One of the reasons why I love you is b’coz you make me smile for no reason.

You`ll never be perfect. But you`ll always be unique

Hard times will always reveal the real friends..1

Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever

Falling in love is like the rain … It’s unpredictable!

“Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.”

“My attitude is based on how you treat me.”

“Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last. “

Raaste ki parwah karunga…to MANZIL bura maan jayegi…!!

Lost time is never found again.

I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall…

Don’t compare me with anyone…. I am original

My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..

Love is just love, it can never explained.

You are the reason why I smile, I love, I breath, I live

I enjoy when people shows attitude to me

You should never play with someones heart!!!

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!??

My life ,my rule,that’s my attitude…

Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..!

Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.

I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone..

There’s lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard….just look

All things are possible

People just only love and lose whom they shouldn’t

Common sense is not so common

Always trying to cool my self

Error:status is unavailable.

The hell was full so i come back soon

We’re like diamonds in the sky

hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.

Hi there! I am using my brain!

Status is still loading.

Google on my mind

It’s hard to being a superwoman

You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.

Thanks for being in my life

Never too busy to be happy ?

Life is journey. I am traveller.

Love Is My Favorite Mistake

Love can happens only once.. Next time its only Compromise.

So far, but I love you always

I don’t care because you not fair

Some mistakes should be committed one time

Follow your heart and see where you land.

Forgiving is not always forgetting, but forgetting is always forgiving

Life without mistakes is like , education without books.

Teachers Only Teach The Rules… But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.

If u cheat me or kill me, but your love is my TRUE GOD.

If u love someone time and distance never be a problem

Love is game for liars and pain for husband

Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.

A person needs a clean reputation to survive…………….!!

Have a good time ?

Life must go on ?

Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers.

never give people permission to disrespect you….

Divorce your EGO.

Education is the powerful weapon to chance the world.

Distance is everything

One of the biggest challenges we have, folks, is making liberty and freedom cool.

Secrets…are the very root of cool

life is simple if we are simple….

love is life no love no life

Love is not about posssession, Love is about appreciation

Life is simple, people are complicated…

Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.

If you like fizzy drink you will love me!

Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool. I am eating a sandwhich…. You want those leftovers too?

you’re sorry ? that’s cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.

Your profile picture is a car…..that’s cool I didn’t know you were a transformer

I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find..

Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that “cool” mood. “Like” you don’t really care..

If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he’d stop saying I’m unproductive.

You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That’s what I like about you.

on Facebook seaching up people with the last name hontas.I think it would be cool to poke a hontas ?

Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful… Remember that.

Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.

Sitting at home: Oh cool it’s raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT’S RAINING!

Friend: I’m so over him! Me: Cool, let’s go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA….

Attitude Status for Whatsapp

“दो हिस्सों में बंट गए हैं, मेरे दिल के तमाम अरमान। कुछ तुझे पाने निकले, तो कुछ मुझे समझाने निकले.!”

मुहब्बत में झुकना कोई अजीब बात नहीं चमकता सूरज भी तो ढल जाता है चाँद के लिए…

“मयखाने से पूछा आज इतना सन्नाटा क्यों है, बोला, साहब लहू का दौर है शराब कौन पीता है”

बहुत खूबसूरत निशानी एक रखी है मेरे पास तुम्हारी,,, मेरी किताब मैं बनाया दिल मेरा , और उसपर चलाया हुआ तीर तुम्हारा..

“ग़म का हीरा दिल में रखो किसको दिखाते फिरते हो ये चोरों की दुनिया है … !”

इश्क का समंदर भी क्या समंदर है… जो डूब गया वो #आशिक… जो बच गया वो #दीवाना… जो तैरता ही रह गया वह #पति !!!

“ऐसा नहीं कि दिल में तेरी तस्वीर नहीं थी, पर हाथो में तेरे नाम की लकीर नहीं थी.”

“महफिल लगी थी बद दुआओं की, हमने भी दिल से कहा, उसे इश्क़ हो, उसे इश्क़ हो, उसे इश्क़ हो…”

सोचता हूँ कभी तेरे दिल में उतर के देख लूं, कौन है तेरे दिल में जो मुझे बसने नहीं देता..

हमने दिल वापस मांगा तो वो सर झुका कर बोला , वो तो टूट गया खेलते-खेलते’;

“इतनी दिलक़श आँखें होने का, ये मतलब तो नही कि, जिसे देखो उसे बरबाद कर दो।।”

“खुद को मेरे दिल में छोड गये हो, तुम्हें तो ठीक से बिछडना भी नहीं आता।”

“तुझको लेकर मेरा ख्याल नहीं बदलेगा, साल बदलेगा, मगर दिल का हाल नहीं बदलेगा.”

छोङो ना , क्या रखा है सुनने और सुनाने मेँ किसी ने कसर नहीँ छोङी दिल दुखाने में….

शौक से तोड़ो दिल मेरा मै क्यू परवाह करू,,,तुम ही रहते हो इसमे अपना ही घर उजाड़ो

Na right… Na Fight… Apna Status aaya ki Vatavaran Tight…

एक वो पगली है की मुझे समझती नही… और यहाँ जमाना मेरे Status को देखने दिवाना हुआ जा रहा है…

Ek vo pagali hai ki muje samajti nahi, Aur yaha Zamana mere Status ko dekhne Diwana hua jaa raha hai…

हम उन लड़कों में से नहीं जो कनपट्टी पर बंदूक रखकर “I LOVE YOU” बूलवाते है, हमारे तो STATUS पढ़ते ही लडकिया SmS करती है “I LOVE YOU”

लड़की तो कभी पटाई ही नहीं, पर #बदनाम तो ऐसे हो रहे है कि जैसे हम# रानीयों के बादशाह हो…

Ladki to kabhi patai hi nahi, par “Badnaam to aise ho rahe hai ki jaise” hum Raaniyon ke Badshah ho…

हमे पता था की उसकी मोहब्बत में ज़हर हैं ;पर उसके पिलाने का अंदाज ही इतना प्यारा था की हम ठुकरा ना सके !

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पढ़ रहा हुं मैं इश्क की किताबअगर बन गया वकील तो ,बेवफओं की खैर नही…।

हम वफा की दुनिया के बादशाह हे ,और …हमारी रियासत में बेवफा को मुजरा करने की भी इजाजत नही मिलती,फिर चाहे वो रानी हो या राजकुमारी !

लगाकर आग़ सीने में, कहाँ चले हो तुम हमदम ? अभी तो राख़ उडने दो, तमाशा और भी होगा…!!

तुझे तो हमारी मोहब्बत ने मशहूर कर दिया बेवफ़ा ….

वरना तू सुर्खियों में रहे तेरी इतनी औकात नहीं……! वो खुद पर गरूर करते है, तो इसमें हैरत की कोई बात नहीं!जिन्हें हम चाहते है, वो आम हो ही नहीं सकते!

Na chhuri rakhta hu, na pistol rakhta hu, DILWALO ka beta hu bs dil me jigar rakhta hu aur akela niklta hu..

Log jal rahe hai…Lagta hai apne sikke bhe seher me chal rahe hai..

Meri Umar ItNi toh Nahi Fir B Naa Jane Kyu ?, Bade-Bade Aashiq mere sTaTus pe salam thokte Hai…

I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.

Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.

“”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””

Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…

शेर खुद अपनी ताकत से राजा केहलाता है; जंगल मे चुनाव नही होते.. ।।

Hath pe ghadi koyi bhi Badi ho…. Lekin waqt apna hona chahiye”

Mat Dekh hasina muje tu yu “Haste-Haste”Mere kamine Dosto ne dekh liya to kahenge “Bhabhi Namastey-Namastey” ??

Dunia me SirF 2 Chize hi MasHoor Hai,Mera Style OR Mere GF Ki SmiLe….

Teri Pic dekh kar Zamana Ruk Jata hai,Par meri Pic dekh kar Zamana Jhuk jata hai!!

!Shukar MaaN Ke Maine tere se kabi ‘Mulaakat’ Nhi Ki, WarNaa Tere DiL Ko to TerE KhilaaF Krr DeTa….

लड़की की Hansi और कुत्ते की Khamosi पर कभी भरोसा नहीं करना चाहिए..!!

“Dekh Bhai…! #Status मत देख!!!कुछ नहीं मिलेगा,,”

Attitude की बात मत कर… वो तो बचपन से है..पैदा हुआ तो 2 साल तक किसी से बात नहीं की.!!

Mai apne ghar ke sanskaro ko manta hu ,warna tujhe kab ki teri aukaT dikha di hoTi!!..

“Pasand aaya to Dil me rakhta hu, Nahi to to Dimag me bhi nhi.”

I don’t hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who loves me.

AττiTυdΣ‬ तो ‪अपना‬ भी ‪‎खतरनाक‬ है ,जिसे‬ भुला ‪दिया‬ SO ‪‎भुला‬ दिया,फिर‬ एक ‪ही‬ शब्द ‪याद‬ रहता है,Wнo are U ?

“Bikne wale bahot hai, Jao Kharid lo, Par hum ‘Kimat’ se nhi ‘Kisamat’ se mila karte hai.”

‘Baat’ bhi unhi ki hoti hai, Jinme koi ‘Baat’ hoti hai.!!

“Meri Soch aur Meri Pahechaan, Dono hi teri aukaat se bahar hai.!!

“Sher khud apni takat se Raja hota hai, Jangal mein Voting nhi hote.”

“Tum Zindagi mein aa gye ho to ye khyal rakhna, Hum ‘Jaan’ de dete hai par ‘Jaane’ nahi dete.”

“Maana ki teri ek aawaj se bhid ho jati hai, Lekin hum bhi kuch kam nhi, Hmari ek aawaj se puri bhid bikhar jati hai.”

Bhukha Peit or Khali Jeb Insaan Ko Jindgi Me Bohat Kuch Sikh Jata Hai,,

“अकड़ उतनी ही दिखाना जितनी तेरी औकात हैं।”

“If you don’t like my attitude then stop talking to me.”

“People With Over Attitude Middle Finger Salute…””

“हम वो हैं जो आँखों में आँखें डाल के सच जान लेते हैं”” “तुझसे मुहब्बत है बस इसलिये तेरे झूठ भी सच मान लेते हैं !”

I don’t have an attitude, Just a personality that you can’t handle,,,

Nobody can give you freedom, Nobody can give you Justice, Nobody gives you a life, If you are a man You Take It your self..

“I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.”

“An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.”

गुमान न कर अपने दिमाग पे मेरे दोस्त, “जितना तेरा दिमाग हे उतना तो मेरा दिमाग खराब रेहता हे !!”

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.

“Oye तू तेरे ATTITUDE की फोटो खींच कर OLX पे बेच दे, क्योंकि पुरानी चीज हमें पसंद नहीं”

Attitude is a little thing that makes a Big difference.

औकात की बात मत कर पगली, हम तो इंटरनेट भी मेन बेलेंस पर चलाते है””

“Na Block kiya tha aur Na kabhi karenge..Tuje to apna photo aur status dikha-dikha ke jalayenge”

जो ‘दोगे’ वहीं लौट कर आयेगा, चाहे वो ‘इज्जत’ हो या ‘धोखा’..

Baat aakhon ki suno dil mein utar jaati hai.. Zubba ka kya kabhi bi mukkar jaati hai,.

लोग कहते हे की मेरा भी समय आयेगा ,,,में केहता हु मेरा समय में ख़ुद लाऊगा..

Jaha se teri badshahi khatam hoti hai waha se meri navabhi shuru hoti hai..

“Hum ‘Kimat’ sE nHi ‘Kismat’ Se Mila Krte Hai… ”

जीत हासिल करनी हो तो काबिलियत बढाओ, किस्मत की रोटी तो कुत्तेको भी नसीब होती है.!!

If some one hate you without ,reason then Give the reason to him..!

कुत्ते भोंकते हे अपना वजूद बनाये रखने के लिये.. और लोगो की खामोशी हमारी मौजूदगी बया करती हे ।

Na chhuri rakhta hu,or Na pistol rakhta hu, DILWALO ka beta hu bas dil me jigar rakhta hu!…

if people have a problem with you then ask him her problem!..

“यू हर किसी के हाथों बिकने को तैयार नहीं,ये Preet का जिगर है तेरे शहर का अखबार नहीं”

Log Ham se jal rahe hai…Lagta hai apne sikke bhe Is seher me chal rahe hai..

Weakness of attitude become weakness you!

Baap K Samne अयाशी Or Rajput K Samne बदमाशी बेटा भूल कर भी मत करिओ !!

Umar se to mai chota hu lakin Bade-Bade Aashiq muje salam thokte Hai…

Naam Is Liye Ucha Hai Hmara Kyuki Hum Badla Nahi Badlav Lane Ki Sochte Hai..

भले ही अपने ख़ास दोस्त कम है…पर जितने भी है nuclear bomb हैं,,

My attitude is depends on the behavior of your!!!

Zindgi me 2 Chize ke piche mat fago,, 1 ladki or Dusri Bus yeh 2 chize Aati Jati Rahti hai..

इतने अमीर तो नहीं कि सब कुछ खरीद लें…पर इतने गरीब भी नहीं हुए कि खुद बिक जाएँ।

Attitude is the power which can grown up!!

My style is unique don’t copy it!

I’m not changed, I just grew up and you should try too.

I never insult people, I tell them what they are

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success

My attitude is based on how you treat me.

When I’m good, I’m best. When I’m bad, I’m worst.

Khelne De Unko Jab Tak Jee Na Bhar Jaye Unka, Mohabat 4 Din Ki Thi To Shounk Kitne Din Ka Hoga..

Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!..

“पैसे का तो पता नहीं Pagli, पर कुछ जगह पर नाम ऐसा कमाया है की वहाँ Paisa नहीं मेरा Naam चलता है ।”

ghulami to ham shirf apne maa baap kihi kartehe hai duniya ke liye to kal bhi badshah the or aaj bhi hai….

GF is asked me what is your attitude ? then I Say Being Single is My attitude!..

! I love those people who can smile in trouble…

The only disability in your life is a bad attitude…

The best thing in mine is that I am Limited Edition not a Special one!..

Maa Jab b mere layi dua karti hai, Raste ki her Tohkre muje salam karti hai..

My Attitude is “GoD” gift and nobody take it from me.!

Stay संस्कारी

Dp? Ae ladki .. Dil Dekh Dil..!

LOL se nahi tere hoton se LAAL hona cahata ho.

Din to kutto ke aate hey…Hamara to Zamana Ayega.

Zindagi Dhoop Hai, Aur Tu Mera Saaya.

Sabka Bura time aata hai.. Tera me laungaa.

Silence is the best response to a fool.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude. Don’t like it get over it.

People may hear your words, but they feel your attitude.

I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.

Before your judge me, Make sure you are Mr. perfect.

I don’t have an attitude, Just a personality that you can’t handle

I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

Being “Single” is My Attitude!

If someone hate you without reason, then Give the reason to him..!

I know I am awesome, so I don;t care your opinion.

DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE.

I’m the dude with cool attitude

Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.

तेरे इश्क मे, ये दिवाना पागल हो गया.

शिकायत जिन्दगी से नही उनसे हे जो जिन्दगी में नही है.!”

मेरी आँखों में देखो तुम्हें, Exam की टेन्शन नज़र आयेगी.

मेरी जिंदगी अधुरी है उसके बिना!!

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

AVAILABLE….. But only for Time Pass….!!

It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

To Be the Star. Dress like a Star

Smile Today and Cry Tomorrow, Read This Everyday.

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.

A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.

Time is precious waste it wisely.

A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

Wear the Style that people admire.

My Status: Sirf Naam he Kaafi Hai.

My attitude depends on the people in front of me….”

I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/

Please don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am and my attitude depends on who you are!

Someone Asked me what is UR attitude…… then i simply replied… ” BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…”

I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once 😉

I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later..

Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…!

People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst.

Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.

Inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again

I Don’t Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.

Free your heart from any hatred. Free your mind from any worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/

LoVe is blind. But Dont CloSe Ur Eyes

People only salutes success.

Sab lOg bAdLe pEr tUm NaHi badLE

Ittu si padhai nahi hui, aur exam aa gyi

Suchi Yaari Sab pe Bhaari

“वो मुझे भूल ही गया होगा, इतनी मुदत कोई खफा नहीं रहता.”

“मैं दो चींजो से डरता हुं एक तेरे रोने से और दुसरा तुझे खोने से…”

Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock…

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.

Hath pe ghadi koyi bhi Badi ho…. Lekin waqt apna hona chahiye”

Dunia me SirF Chize hi MasHoor Hai,Mera Style OR Mere GF Ki SmiLe….

!Shukar MaaN Ke Maine tere se kabi ‘Mulaakat’ Nhi Ki, WarNaa Tere DiL Ko to TerE KhilaaF Krr DeTa….

Mai apne ghar ke sanskaro ko manta hu ,warna tujhe kab ki teri aukaT dikha di hoTi!!..

I don’t hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who loves me.

Hum ‘Kimat’ sE nHi ‘Kismat’ Se Mila Krte Hai…

गठरी बाँध बैठा है अनाड़ी, साथ जो ले जाना था वो कमाया ही नहीं

मैं उस किस्मत का सबसे पसंदीदा खिलौना हूँ, वो रोज़ जोड़ती है मुझे फिर से तोड़ने के लिए….

जिस घाव से खून नहीं निकलता, समझ लेना वो ज़ख्म किसी अपने ने ही दिया है..

बचपन भी कमाल का था खेलते खेलते चाहें छत पर सोयें या ज़मीन पर, आँख बिस्तर पर ही खुलती थी…

हर नई चीज अच्छी होती है लेकिन दोस्त पुराने ही अच्छे होते है….

ए मुसीबत जरा सोच के आ मेरे करीब कही मेरी माँ की दुवा तेरे लिए मुसीबत ना बन जाये….

काश कि वो लौट आयें मुझसे यह कहने, कि तुम कौन होते हो मुझसे बिछड़ने वाले..!!!

हद से बढ़ जाये तालुक तो गम मिलते हैं.. हम इसी वास्ते अब हर शख्स से कम मिलते हँ..

कितना कुछ जानता होगा वो शख्स मेरे बारे में मेरे मुस्कुराने पर भी जिसने पूछ लिया की तुम उदास क्यों हो.

कभी फुर्सत मिले तो सोचना जरूर, एक लापरवाह लड़का क्यों तेरी परवाह करता था !

जिंदगी में बेशक हर मौके का फायदा उठाओ.. मगर, किसी के भरोसे का फ़ायदा नहीं..

जिस्म से होने वाली मुहब्बत का इज़हार आसान होता है. रुह से हुई मुहब्बत को समझाने में ज़िन्दगी गुज़र जाती है..

“शुक्रगुजार हूँ उन तमाम लोगो का, कि जिन्होने बुरे वक्त मे मेरा साथ छोङ दिया

क्योकि उन्हें भरोसा था कि “मैं मुसीबतों से अकेले ही निपट सकता हूँ”

कभी मेरी आँखों में आँखे मत मिलाना,फिर मत कहना कि ना चाहचे हुऑए भी तूमसे प्यार हो गया…

हमारी रगों में वो खून दोड़ता है, जिसकी एक बूंद अगर तेजाब पर गिर जाये तो तेजाब जल जाये…

“Hum aaj bhi Shatranj ka khel akele hi khelte hai, Kyu ki Dosto ke khilaf chal chalna hame aata nahi.”

“Na Block kiya tha aur Na kabhi karenge… Tuje to apna photo aur status dikha-dikha ke jalayenge”

“Mil sake aasani se uski khwahish kise hai, Zid to uski hai jo mukkdar mein hi nahi.”

“Riyashtey to aati jaati raheti hai, Lekin Badshahi karna to aaj bhi log humse sikhte hai.”

“Khel Taas ka ho ya Zindgi ka, Apna Ikka tab hi dikhauga jab samne Badshah hoga.”

“Sikandar to hum sirf apni marjee se hai, Par hum Duniya nahi Dil jitne aaye hai.”

“Jal jate hai mere andaaz se mere Dushman bhi, Kyon ki muddat se na MOHABBAT badli na to DOST badle.

“Koi na de hame khush rahene ki Dua Fir bhi ko gahm nahi, Vaise bhi hum khusiyaan rakhte nahi bant diya karte hai.”

घमंडी लड़कियाँ हम से दूर ही रहे, क्यों कि मनाना हमें आता नहीं और भाव हम किसी को देते नहीं…

Ghamandi Ladkiya humse dur hi rahe, kyo ki manana humein aata nahi aur bhav hum kisi ko dete nahi…

तू अपने पापा की #परी# है तो क्या हुआ, हम भी अपने बाप के #नवाब# है…

Tu apne Papa ki “PARI” hai to kya hua, Hum bhi apne Baap ke “NAWAB” hai…

रेस वो लोग लगाते है जिसे अपनी किसमत आजमानी हो, हम तो वो खिलाडी है अपनी किसमत के साथ खेलते है…

हम वो शेर है जिसकी गुफा में आने के पैरों के निशान है, पर जाने के नहीं…

Hum wo sher hai jiski gufa mein aane ke pairo ke nishan hai, par jane ke nahi…

माना की बादशाह जैसी मुझमें कोई बात नहीं, पर मेरे जैसा बनने की बादशाह की भी औकात नहीं..

Mana ki badshah jaisi mujme koi bat nahi, par mere jaisa banne ki badshah ki bhi aoukaat nahi…

मुझसे नफरत करनी है तो इरादे मजबूत रखना…. जरा से भी चूके तो महोब्बत हो जायेगी…

Mujse nafarat karni hai to Irade majboot rakhna… Jara se bhi chuke to Mohabbat ho jayegi…

राज तो हमारा हर जगह पे है, पसंद करने वालों के “दिल” में ; और नापसंद करने वालों के “दिमाग” में…।।

Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

इतना भी गुमान न कर आपनी जीत पर ” ऐ बेखबर ” शहर में तेरे जीत से ज्यादा चर्चे तो मेरी हार के

“Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…

Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…!

I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.

I took IQ test …..results were negative

Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

में बंदूक और गिटार, दोनों चलाना जानता हूं । तय तुम्हे करना हे की, आप कौन सी धुन पर नाचोगे..।।

If some one hate you without ,reason then Give the reason to him..!

Na chhuri rakhta hu,or Na pistol rakhta hu, DILWALO ka beta hu bas dil me jigar rakhta hu!…

if people have a problem with you then ask him her problem!..

Log Ham se jal rahe hai…Lagta hai apne sikke bhe Is seher me chal rahe hai..

Weakness of attitude become weakness you!

Umar se to mai chota hu lakin Bade-Bade Aashiq muje salam thokte Hai…

Attitude Status for Whatsapp

खोए हुए हम खुद हैं, और ढूंढते भगवान को हैं…

अहंकार दिखा के किसी रिश्ते को तोड़ने से अच्छा है की,माफ़ी मांगकर वो रिश्ता निभाया जाये….

जिन्दगी तेरी भी, अजब परिभाषा है..सँवर गई तो जन्नत, नहीं तो सिर्फ तमाशा है…

खुशीयाँ तकदीर में होनी चाहिये, तस्वीर मे तो हर कोई मुस्कुराता है..

हम तो पागल हैं शौक़-ए-शायरी के नाम पर ही दिल की बात कह जाते हैं और कई इन्सान गीता पर हाथ रख कर भी सच नहीं कह पाते है…

जिंदगी में वही लोग कामयाबी के शिखर को छुते है… जो बचपन में साइकिल की चैन उतरते ही तुरंत उल्टा पैडल मारकर चढ़ा लिया करते थे!!!

Ladkiya.. makeup mein le leti he ladko ki jaan.. aur saala makeup utaro toh poora kabristan..!

बात करने से ही बात बनती है..बात ना करने से, बातें बन जाती है ..!

Aankho me aansu mohhabat ki nishani hai… samjho to moti na samjho to paani hai…!!

तेरा नाम था आज किसी अजनबी की जुबान पे बात तो जरा सी थी पर दिल ने बुरा मान लिया..

आयेंगे तेरी गलि में चाहे देर क्यू न हो जाये करेंगे मोहब्बत तुझ से हि चाहेजेल क्यू नहो जाये..

Zindagi chain sey guzar jaye… Agar wo zehan sey utar jaye

“Meri Himmat ko parkhne ki Gustakhi mat karna, Pahele bhi kai Tufaano ka rukh mod chuka hu.”

“Badey Badey Ashiq mere Status ko dekh kar Salaam thoktey hai.”

“Beshak Hamari Gang choti hai… Par sadasya usme Sarey Sultaan Mirza jaise rakhte hai.”

“Pasand aaya to Dil me rakhta hu, Nahi to to Dimag me bhi nahi.”

“Apun ki Zindagi taas ke Ikke ki tarah hai, Jiske bagair Badshah aur Rani dono adhure hai.”

“Mere Lafzon se na kar mere kirdaar ka faisla, Tera Wajood mit jayega meri haqikat dhundhte dhundhte.”

“Hukumat wo hi karta hai Jiska Dilo pe Raj hota hai, Warna Yu to galiyon ke Murgo ke Sar pe bhi Taj hota hai.”

“Hathiyaar to shirf shoukh ke liye rakha karte hai, Khouf ke liye to bas Naam hi kafi hai.”

“Apni marjee se to muje ‘Khaak’ bhi manjur hai, Teri sharton par to ‘Taj’ bhi manjur nahi.”

“Mera Ravaiya Saamne aaye logo par nirbhar karta hai.”

“Tere Didar ke liye aate hai teri galiyon mein, Warna Awargi ke liye to pura shaher pada hai.”

“Hum us unchai par hai, Jahan tere sar se jyada unchai par hamare panv hai.”

Oye तू तेरे #ATTITUDE# की फोटो खींच कर #OLX# पे बेच दे, क्योंकि पुरानी चीज हमें पसंद नहीं…

Baat Unhi ki hoti hai, Jinme koi baat hoti hai..

Zindagi RUDE hai to kya hua, Hum bhi DUDE hai.

Bhaw hum dete nahi, aut akkad hum sehte nahi.

Ayengi, jayengi, But meri wali to meri mummi hi layegi

Jaha sach na chale, waha jhooth hi sahi, jaha hak na mile waha loot hi sahi.

एक अजीब सवाल किया उसने मुझ से “मुझ पे मरते हो तो जिंदा क्यूँ हो ?

Sher apni takat se raja kehlata hai, Jungle mein chunav nahi hote..

koi bhi group chodne ki dhamki de, toh sorry bolke manana admin ka duty.

Main bandook aur guitar dono bajana janta hun, tumhe tay karna hai tum kaunsi dhun par nachoge!

sabse gandi dikhne waale ladki admin ki gf if admin is male and sabse ganda dikhne wala ladka admin ka bf if admin is female.

Riyasatein to aati rehti hain par Aaj bhi badshahi karna log humse sikhte hain!

Pasand aaya to dil mein nahi to dimaag mein bhi nahi.

”There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.’”

People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst.

My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.

Me…..myself…and I..!!

तेवर तो हम वक्त आने पे दिखायेंगे

शहेर तुम खरीदलो उस पर हुकुमत हम चलायेंगे…!!!

You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have

जीत हासिल करनी हो तो काबिलियत बढाओ, किस्मत की रोटी तो कुत्तेको भी नसीब होती है.!!

इतना भी गुमान न कर आपनी जीत पर ” ऐ बेखबर

Log hamare baare mai kya sochte hai, agar ye bhi hum sochne lage to log kya sochenge..

Mana ki abhi naam aur pahchan choti hai, lekin ek din log line lagayenge in chehro se milne ke liye..

My attitude is depends on the behavior of your!!!

Zindgi me Chize ke piche mat fago,, ladki or Dusri Bus yeh chize Aati Jati Rahti hai..

Attitude is the power which can grown up!!

My style is unique don’t copy it!

Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!..

ghulami to ham shirf apne maa baap kihi kartehe hai duniya ke liye to kal bhi badshah the or aaj bhi hai….

न जाने क्या मासूमियत है तेरे चेहरे पर.. तेरे सामने आने से ज़्यादा तुझे छुपकर देखना अच्छा लगता है..!

जो इंसान प्रेम मेँ निष्फल होता है, वो जिदगी मे सफल होता है..

हम अपना ‪#‎status‬ दिलो पर ‪#‎update‬ करते है ‪#‎facebook‬ पर नहीं|

ज़िंदगी भी विडियो गेम सी हो गयी है, साला एक लैवल क्रॉस करो तो अगला लैवल और मुश्किल आ जाता हैं..

मेरे दोस्त केहते हैं तुम्हारे सब #StatuS एक नंबर रेहते हैं मैने कहा २ नंबर के काम मैने कभी किया ही नहीं|

वो कहते है कि हमे मोहब्बत है आपसे हमने भी कह दिया जा झूठी प्यार का पंचनामा – देखी है हमने

हर स्त्री, पुरुष के साथ बराबरी चाहती है, मगर इस शर्त के साथ कि चूहे, छिपकली और कॉकरोच के साथ पुरुष अकेले ही निपटेगा !

Koi phoolo se krta h pyar koi kaanto se hum unse krte h pyar jo hum se krte h pyar

Agaj us k hath me hai agaj kar k dekh bhige hue pairo se parwaj kar k dekh.

Jitna tera dimag chalta h , utna to mera kharab hota hai.

itna na yad kro ki rat bhar so na sake, subhe ko surkh ankhon ka sabab puchte hai log.

jindgi adhuri lagti h jab apne rooth jate h..

Life is journey. I am traveller.

People get love bites. I get mosquito bites..

Rule #1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy.

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

Selfie लेने वालों के हाथ कानुन से भी लम्बे होते हैं ।

Mere Status Copy karne Walo ka Muh Kaala.

My life my rules. _|_

Silent people have the loudest minds.

Born to express not to impress.

The road to success is always under construction.

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Never get in fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

No, i am not feeling violent, i am being crrative with weapons.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

My opinions may have, but not the fact that I am right.

Style is a way to say who you are..

I stay true to myself and Style

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!

Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!

I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.

I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

When I’m good I’m best , when I’m bad I’m worst.

Status Samaj me aya to acha he, warna tu baccha he!

ab to saala tere reply ka wait karna bhi mitha sa lagta hai.

Padhlo mera status, akhir padega. India, tabhi toh badega India.

Impossible for other is EASY for me.

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.

” Smile. . . it confuses people”

Status Mein Tere Dum Ni Or Attitude Tera Kisi Kam Ka Ni.

I don’t know about style. I know about my style.

Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.

People are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest, Just noise..

dear crush… block karde mujhe. warna pyar ho jaega tujhe.

Duniya Paise Aur Power Se Chalti Hai, Aur Hum Stlyle Se.

Sometimes On The Way To The Dream – U Get Lost And Find A Better One ?? ??

I truly have enough money to live comfortably and quitely for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

Before you let go. Remember the reason why you were hanging on.

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.

Our new generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we just text or call to say we’re outside..;)

Be a kickass girl with a mind, with an cool attitude, and a lady with class.

Friends make the bad times good… and the good times unforgettable..

Sometimes it takes being away from someone for a while to realise how much you need them in your life.

I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

Do you want to judge me? Please take a look at you.

Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping 🙁

My level of maturity is depends on who i’m with.

I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears..

Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

Kiss me, and you may see stars, love me and I will give them to you.

I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!

I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once ??

If at first, you don’t succeed… Keep flushing.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”

I love you all because hate is my enemy.

I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

The sky isn’t always blue. The sun doesn’t always shine. So it’s okay to fall apart sometimes.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Phones are quite better than girlfriends, At least we can switch it off.

You never just stop loving someone, either you always will, or you never did in the first place.

Love Beautifully, Dream Passionately, Love Completely.

I love to do the things the censors won’t pass.

The irony of life is, it gives you the hardest of times when u least expect it.

Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.

I don’t have a personality problem. I have an attitude.

I may win and i may lose but i will never be defeated.

Every relationship has ups and downs, you should never expect perfection from somebody.

A true friend is someone who gives you hope when you ran out of it.

Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable ….Mahtma Gandhi

Your looks don’t make you pretty, it’s the person inside who makes you pretty.

I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.

Someone on his status said “Sleeping” …since 4 Days! He’s Probably dead. ?

I am not a heartthrob, but everybody still checks my status.

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

It’s amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.

According to my childhood, 1 out of 3 pigs are excellent builders.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up J

The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.

Only fools fall in love and i think, i am one of them.

“I hate you with the same amount of passion that I once loved you with”

Remember that every good friend was once a stranger.

The secret is keeping busy, and loving what you do.

Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.

Just follow the glow; yeah it won’t be long just to know that you’re not alone.

Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

The pain is there to remind me that I’m still alive.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

You can do anything, but not everything.

Friends are the sunshine of life.

Know how I think for you? As one of my very favorite blassings.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.

Comparison is the thief of joy.

Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…

I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart..

I am Waiting for My GF Message!

There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..

“हर ज़र्रे में बस एक ही ख्वाब पलता है, काश इंतजार की भी कोई कब्र बना पाता.”

“मुझमे खामीया बहुत सी होगी मगर, एक खूबी भी है मे कीसी से रीश्ता मतलब के लीये नही रखता.”

“उदासी देख अपना ध्यान रखना कि मैं अब मुस्कुराने जा रहा हूँ…!”

क्या सुनाऊँ दौस्तो अपनी जिंदगी कि कहानी समंदर पर राज किया, फीर भी जिंदगी भर प्यासा रहा.”

I’m not perfect but I will do my best for you.

Show me the work not words.

When i see you, i forget my self.

In the race of humanity animal Won.

Phir se Meri Qismat likhde, iss bar tu ussay mera likhde.

Agar Use Kisine Rulaya To Toofan Uthega.

Now u will actually know the meaning of ignorance.

Not Replying me on time can be injurious to health.

Online! By Public Demand.

A Little Shadow Of Mine, Gonna Make Me Shine.

jab mera sikka chalega, tab baat karege .

Life kab CORNFLAKE se GOLDFLAKE pe aagyi, pata hi nhi chala.

If you can’t find what’s good in me, try to find what’s wrong in you.

Nobody can rule me except me

Abi Hi Signature Lelo Mere, Agar Autograph Mei Badal Gaya Toh Milna Mushkil Ho Jayega

I wish u Were Here… Or I Was There…

#Dil toh aashiq todte hai.. Hum toh # Record todte hai..!!

Best friends make a perfect life

Status na dekh Chore, DP dekh le Status dekhne ki Jarurat na paregi

Mai ganda ho sakta hu…!! Pr bura kabhi nhi..

Don’t Blame Me I Was Born Awesome ★

Available but on request.

Status Kya Dekhte Ho, Bhai Ka style Dekho..!!
Paise hai mere paas, Udhaane waali chaiye..

Some people act like they love me, I act like I believe them.

Me waqt ke sath apne shokh badalta hu, DOST nahi.

Life would have been soooo awesome if Sadness was “Made in China”

My first love was not a girl, it was self respect.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

Log khte hai ki hum muskurate bahut hai,

par hum thak gye hai dard chupate chupate.

Kismat se jiyada dosto pe bharosa karte he, kismat kahi baar badli par dost nahi badle.

kaise bhulu wo gali, jaha mujhe meri zindagi mili.

you all are greatest, But i am little better than you.

जिंदगी जिने के लिए, एक तेरा होना भी जरूरी है.

Going to MacDonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.

The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

Aadat Kharab Nahi he, Sirf Shouk Unche hai.

Ham Seedhe Hai, Sher Jaise

Can’t Stop Thinking About Your Smile

Follow Me.. But Don’t Copy Paste.

Aapka Saath he Hamara Status Hai.

My Best Feature! My Nature

The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me ?

Stop Uploading Status and Download me in your Mind.

When someone doesn’t respect your presence, Feel Free to Walk Away.

Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days.

“Tu Mohabbat hai meri isliye mujse dur hai, Zid hoti to tu shaam tak meri bahon mein hoti.”

“Hum aaj bhi apni hunar mein dum rakhte hai, Hosh ud jate hai logo ke, Jab Mahefeel mein kadam rakhtey hai.”

“Bure hai hum tabhi to jee rahe hai varna duniya jeene nahi deti”

“Wo manjeel hi badnasib thi jo hamein paa na saki, Warna jeet ki kya aukaat jo hamein thukra de.”

“Log Mere bare mein kya sochtey hai, Ye bhi me sochne lage to, Logo ko sochne ke liye kya baki reh jayega.”

“Wo khud par gurur karte hai, To isme hairat ki koi baat nahi, Kyon ki Jinhe hum chahte hai wo kabhi Aam ho hi nahi sakti.”

“Mein kisi ka bhi apmaan nahi karta hu, Mein sirf unka Varnan karta hu.”

“Log muje ‘Bura’ kahete hai, Par muje bharosa hai ki Mein ‘Sabse Bura’ hu.”

“Muje apne aap ko samjaane ki jarurat nahi hai, Kyu ki muje pata hai mein sahi hu.”

“Hamari Gustakhi ki had mat puch, Hum Jamin par aayina rakh kar Aashmaan kuchal dete hai.”

कुंडली में “Shani”, मन में “Money” और हम से “Dushmani” तीनों हानीकारक है…

पैसे का तो पता नहीं pagli, पर कुछ जगह पर नाम ऐसा कमाया है की वहाँ paisa नहीं मेरा naam चलता है ।

जिनको अपने काम पर भरोसा होता है, वो नोकरी करते हैं जिनको अपने आप पर भरोसा होता है, वो राज करते हैं..��”

हिंदुस्तान में जब लड़कियों के पास कुछ करने के नहीं होता तो वो अक्सर अपना मूड खराब कर लेती है।

पगली तू हमारी बराबरी क्या करेगी हम तो माचीस भी Snepdeal से मंगवाते है…

चुपचाप चल रहे थे.. हम अपनी मंजिल की तरफ.. फिर रस्ते में एक ठेका पड़ा.. और हम गुमराह हो गए।

ऐ जीन्दगी जा ढुंड॒ कोई खो गया है मुझ से. अगर वो ना मिला तो सुन तेरी भी जरुरत नही मुझे

Maine Aapno ko aaj tak paarya nahi kiya.

occasion chahe jo bhi ho, party toh admin hee dega.

Hum aaj bhi shatranj ka khel akele khelte hain, kyunki doston ke khilaf chal chalna humne nahi aata.

Pataane ko to hum bhi patale shehar ki saari ladkiya, Magar iss badshaah ko Ishq ka shauk hai.. aawaragi ka nahin!

galti chahe kisi ki bhi ho, differences sort out admin karega

दुनियादारी की चादर ओढ़ी है। पर जिस दिन दिमाग सटका ना, इतिहास तो इतिहास। भूगोल भी बदल देंगे।

It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.

I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once ?

Don’t Copy My Style.

I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.

Yeah you ,the one reading my status..Get Lost.

Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

Janeman kis baat par bhav kha rahi ho, husn ki baat hai, to kasam se tujhse achhi ladki to mere pados mai bartan dhone aati hai..

Karid lenge sabki saari udasiyaa dosto,sikke hamare mizaaz ke, chalenge jis roj..

Chahe to pruthcu ke chakkar laga lo, par sabse achhe status to sirf status you mai hi milenge..

Ishq karna hai to dard bhi sehna sikho, varna aisa karo aukkat mai rahna sikho..

Confidance badi kuti chij hai,nishane pai lag jaye to kamaal hai, varna bawaal hai..

Attitude jo kal tha vo aaj hai

GF is asked me what is your attitude ? then I Say Being Single is My attitude!..

I love those people who can smile in trouble…

The only disability in your life is a bad attitude…

The best thing in mine is that I am Limited Edition not a Special one!..

Maa Jab b mere layi dua karti hai, Raste ki her Tohkre muje salam karti hai..

My Attitude is “GoD” gift and nobody take it from me.!

जिंदगी मै सिर्फ़ दो ही नशा करना, जीने के लिए यार और मरने के लीये प्यार..

कुछ लोग मुझे अपना कहा करते थे.. सच कहूँ तो वो सिर्फ कहा करते थे..

कल ही तो तौबा की मैंने शराब से.. कम्बख्त मौसम आज फिर बेईमान हो गया।।

भीड़ में खड़ा होना मकसद नही है मेरा, बल्कि भीड़ जिसके लिए खड़ी है वो बनना है मुझे !!

बारिश की बूँदों में झलकती है तस्वीर उनकी‬‎और हम उनसे मिलनें की चाहत में भीग जाते हैं‬..!!!

कौन कहता है की सिर्फ ‪चोट‬ ही ‪दर्द‬ देता है असली दर्द मुझे तब होता है जब तू ‪ online‬ आके भी ‪reply‬ नहीं देती

Bina jokhim kuch nahi milta or jokhim vhi uthate hai jo sahsi hote hai.

Jo ho gya use socha nahi karte jo mil gya use khoya nahi karte…Hashil unhe hoti hai saflta jo waqt or halat par roya nahi krte.

Per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahidete.

Us pgli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai..us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye

hum to aaj bhi apane hunar me dum rakhate hai chaa jate hai rang jb mahfile me kadam rakhate hai

“Mere bare me itna mat sochna, Dil mein aata hu Samaj mein nahi”

“Jaha se teri badshahi khatam hoti hai waha se meri navabhi shuru hoti hai”

“Na Pistol rakhta hu na Churi rakhta hu, Dilwalo ka beta hu, Bas Dil mein Zigar rakhta hu.”

“Bikne wale bahot hai, Jao Kharid lo, Par hum ‘Kimat’ se nahi ‘Kisamat’ se mila karte hai.”

“Aye bekhabar, Itna bhi apni jeet par gumaan na kar, Shahar mein teri Jeet se jyada charchey hamari Haar ke hai.”

“Thik hai Badal jao tum, Lekin ye yaad rakhna ki hum Badal gaye, to tum Karvatey badalte rahe jaogi.”

सिर्फ उमर ही छोटी है मगर, जजबा तो दुनिया को मुठ्ठी में करने का रखते है

इंसान सिर्फ आग से नहीं जलता, कुछ लोग तो हमारे अंदाज से जल जाते है

हम जैसे के साथ वैसा ही करते और रहते है “Tit for Tat”

Morning Gyan – ईश्वर से कुछ मांगने पर न मिले तो

बेमतलब की दुनिया का किस्सा खतम, अब जैसी दुनिया वैसे हम…

Bematalab ki Duniya ka kissa khatam, Au jaisi duniya vaise hum…

Humse bhulaya hi nahi jaata,ek waqt ka pyaar ,log jigar vale hai jo roz naya mehboob bana lete hai

Mujhe kya karna hai tere ishq ki kimat jaankar,tere bharose pe bikna manjoor hai mujhe..

Waqt k badlne ki dair hai pyaare ,mere fakiri bhi kya ,teri baadsahi bhi kya…

वफादार और तुम…?

ख्याल अच्छा है, बेवफा और हम…??

इल्जाम भी अच्छा है…

अब किसी और से मुहब्बत करलू तो शिकायत मत करना…।।ये बुरी आदत भी मुझे तुमसे ही लगी है…..।।

ज़मीन पर तो वो मेरा नाम लिखते है और मिटाते है… उनका तो टाइम पास हो जाता है… कमबख्त मिट्टी में हम मिल जाते है…!!

बस जान जाओ मुझे यही पहचान है मेरी. मेरी सोच और मेरी पहचान, दोनों तेरी औकात से बहार है.

गम हो या हो ख़ुशी हर गुलिस्ता महकाया करते हैं, मुस्कुराने की आदत है और मुस्कुराया करते हैं…

हम वो नहीं जो दुनिया को सलाम करे, हम वो हिअ जिसे दुनिया सलाम करती है.

TajMahal Humare liye Bakwaas hain…kyunki Roz Badalti Humari Mumtaz hain..

Hath mein ghadi koyi bhi ho…. Lekin waqt apna hona chahiye”

I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!…

People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.”…..

eep calm and survive summer

They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius

Error: status unavailable

I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later……

Attitude Status for Whatsapp

इश्क करो तो आयुर्वेदिक वाला करो… फायदा ना हो तो नुक़सान भी ना हो…

लोग रोज नसें काटते हैं प्यार साबित करने के लिये, लेकिन कोई सूई भी नही चुभने देता.. “रक्त दान” के लिए।

ज़िन्दगी के हाथ नहीं होते.. लेकिन कभी कभी वो ऐसा थप्पड़ मारती हैं जो पूरी उम्र याद रहता है

तुम्हारा दिल है या किसी मंत्री का इस्तीफा, कब से मांग रहा हूँ, दे ही नहीं रही हो…..

शर्म की अमीरी से इज्जत की गरीबी अच्छी है ..

इस दुनियाँ में सिर्फ बिना स्वार्थ के माँ बाप ही प्यार कर सकते हैं ..

अंदाज़ कुछ अलग ही हे मेरे सोचने का, सब को मंज़िल का शौख हे, मुझे रास्ते का ..।

पसंद है मुझे.. उन लोगों से हारना… जो लोग मेरे हारने की वजह से पहली बार जीते हों..

हुनर’ सड़कों पर तमाशा करता है और ‘किस्मत’ महलों में राज करती है!!

आज , फिर .. और फिर फिर को रावण मरे या ना मरे.. ? ? ? ये तो जरूर मरेंगे..

मैंने महसूस किया है उस जलते हुए रावण का दुःख जो सामने खड़ी भीड़ से बारबार पूछ रहा था.. तुम में से कोई राम है क्या?

नए लोग से आज कुछ तो सीखा हे, पहले अपने जैसा बनाते हे फिर अकेला छोड़ देते है…

Engineer by profession lover by mood.

Iss Nawaab ka Status Samajne k liye, Aapke Khawaab Bade Hone Chahiye.

Hai Dam toh rakh apni EGO kam.

Akela aaya tha akela he jaauga, Aaj Haara hu ek na ek din jeet ke Dikhauga.

Trying to Achieve Status.

Boss mode Activated.

Handle with care coz i am rare.

Koi waha tak Maaf karta hai, Jaha tak woh Pyaar karta hai.

Life is an unsolved puzzle and i love it.

Woh Pagal hai, aur Mai uska Pagalpan.

My Silence is not Weakness,

But The beginning of my Revenge.

Jisper लोग haste हैं , wahi इतिहास rachte हैं …!!!

i Don’t want to fall in love,I want to fly in love

I’m your moon Can you be my star.

Smile at ur worst n show d world

Rehne de tu nahi samjhegi.

I Am R!CH…. BcoZ I Have MOM & DAD

तु है करीब तो डरना क्या । और ना हो तो जिना क्या ।

First love never died it’s hidden in corner of heart

Rishte dil se nibhao to safai na deni pade

whatever u do,give ur 100% in that work.

I’m not forever alone… I’m forever available ; )

Let’s play status game..

Age doesn’t matters, Experience does.

Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

I do not get drunk- I get awesome.

Don’t trust what you see, even Salt looks like Sugar !!!

Oye janu, Bahut ho gya ab hame Shadi Kar leni chahiye ..

Uss Yar Ka Kya Faida.. Jiska Har Koi Yaar Ho…

मेरा Confidence समाजने Ke liye tumhe Over Confident होना Padega.

AUR ME DIL CHURANE ME MASHOOR Hu

Single focused &. Very happy

Dhokha dena to aadat teri hai,hum to seedha muh pe bolte hai!!

जो भाव देगी वही अपनी ♡paro♡ बाकी सबको ☞goli☜ मारो….

Ye zindagi attitude aur ego k liye bahut choti hai

Agar hUm sUdhaR GyE tOh TuMhArA kYa HoGa…!

Wo Ladki He Kya Jo Ziddi Nah Ho!

I’M back widh my new rules

Sleep Less…Live More

Do Good Feel Good.

I am not selfish, i just want everything perfect

New personality under construction..

Exam Start Mind Stop

Har Mushkil Asaan Hoti Hai…. Jab Tak Zinda Maa Hoti Hai..

Love is just love, it can never explained..

Dont text me only wen u r bored..Bcos m nt a joKer to entertain U.

If you are watching my status , tou zinda ho tum

Don’t copy me.. All rights reserved

Mera status tujhe D se DIWANA nahi D se DARLING bana sakta hai

अछछी हो या बूरी, पर यादें याद अाती हे

Kyu dard hai itna tere ishq mein.

I still care, that ‘s the problem

ShaRaFaT gYi TeL LenE..

dp dekho aur contact karo.

Sab Moh maya h.. Trust God, Be yours…

padhai mai nahi karta tension baaki sab ko hoti rehti hai

Agar Humne Color Karna Chhod Diya Toh Duniya Black & White Ho Jaayegi.

I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…

Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!

When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..

Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…

Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…

Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful..

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..

I don’t care what people think or say about me!..

I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.
There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
Your whatsapp status say’s online… If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!

Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!

Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!

“अगर खुद पर यकीन हो तो अंधेरे मे भी रास्ते मिल जाते है…”

“इतने बड़े बनो कि जब आप खड़े हों तो कोई बैठा न रहे.!”

“मजा आता है किस्मत से लड़ने में, किस्मत आगे बढ़ने नहीं देती और मुझे रुकना आता नहीं..!!”

“दुनिया की सारी”गंदी” आदतें रखते हैं लेकिन कभी किसी को धोखा देना नहीं सीखा..!!”

“हाथ में टच फ़ोन, बस स्टेटस के लिये अच्छा है सबके टच में रहो, जींदगी के लिये ज्यादा अच्छा है.”

“इश्क़ और तबियत का कोई भरोसा नहीं, मिजाज़ से दोनों ही दगाबाज़ है, जनाब।”

“ए खुदा रखना मेरे दुष्मनो को भी मेहफूज ..! वरना मेरी तेरे पास आने की दुवा कौन करेगा1 !”

“छोड़ो बिखरने देते हैं जिंदगी को आखिर समेटने की भी एक हद होती है…!!”

“जो दिलो में शिकवे और जुबान पर शिकायते कम रखते है, वो लोग हर रिश्ता निभाने का दम रखते हैं”

Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

Apni to bass ek hi wish hai… Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!

Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.

Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google… They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…

Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

I am not Spider man Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

“गिनती ठीक से सीखा नही, मगर इतना मालूम हैं खुशियाँ बांटने से बढती हैं !”

“अच्छी किताबें और सच्चे दोस्त तुरंत समझ में नहीं आते..”

“मैं ‘पवार’ और ‘पैसे’ को नही स्वाभाव और सम्बन्ध ज्यादा जरुरी ‘मानता’ हू.”

“कितने अनमोल होते हैं ये अपनों के रिश्ते, कोई याद न भी करे तो भी इंतज़ार रहता है !!”

“स्टेच्यू स्टेच्यू खेलते खेलते इंसान कब पत्थर का बन गया पता ही नहीं चला”

“दुनिया में सब चीज मिल जाती है,…. केवल अपनी गलती नहीं मिलती”.

“अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है.!”

“ऐसा जीवन जियो कि अगर कोई आपकी बुराई भी करे तो कोई उस पर विश्वास ना करे।”

“युं तो गलत नही होते अंदाज चहेरों के; लेकिन लोग… वैसे भी नहीं होते जैसे नजर आते है…!”1

“ख़ुशी तकदीरो में होनी चाहिए, तस्वीरो में तो हर कोई खुश नज़र आता है…!”

“क्या सुनाऊँ दौस्तो अपनी जिंदगी कि कहानी समंदर पर राज किया, फीर भी जिंदगी भर प्यासा रहा..”

“अमीरों के लिए बेशक तमाशा है ये जलजला, गरीब के सर पे तो आसमान टुटा होगा.”

“ज़िन्दगी की राहों में ऐसा अक्सर होता है.. फैसला जो मुश्किल हो वो ही बेहतर होता है..”

“मत देख ऐ हसीना मुझको यु हँसते हँसते मेरे दोस्त बड़े नालायक है कह देंगे भाभी नमस्ते !!!”

“बहुत दिनों से कोई हिचकी नहीं आई भूलने वालों की भगवान रक्षा करे…!”

“गर्मी तो ईतनी है की आजकल टँकी का पानी भी सैमसंग के मोबाईल से ज्यादा गर्म हो जाता है…”

“मेरी Girlfriend भी _I phone 8 जैसी है अभी तक Launch नहीं हुई.”

WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!

In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees?

It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are…

I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me..

People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…

Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

Ham tere bina ab rhe nahi skte tere bina kya vjood mera.

jab vidwaan ikathe ho kare gnyan ki bat jab gadhe ikathe ho kare latam lat

Jis din apna eka chalega …us din to badsha kya badsha ka bap bhi apna gulam hoga

Main ek achchha ladka hun bas aadte thodi kharab hain. ?

dusroki nuakri aur apni akal sabko achi lagti hai…

tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega… ?

‘Baat’ unki hoti hai, Jinme koi ‘Baat’ hoti hai”

“Ye to Humne Duniyadari ki chadar Odhi hai, Jis din Dimag satka na to, Itihaas kya pura bhoogol badal denge.”

“Meri Soch aur Meri Pahechaan, Dono hi teri aukaat se bahar hai.”

“Hum wo nahi jo Duniya ko salaam karey, Hum wo hai jise duniya salaam karti hai.”

“Taj Mahal hamare liye bakwaas hai, Kyu roj badalti hamari Mumtaz hai.”

“Hath mein Ghadi tum koi bhi paheno, Par waqt hamara hai.”

दोस्तो, इज्जत किया करो हमारी, वरना Girl Friend पटा लेंगे तुम्हारी…

Dosto, Izzat kiya karo hamari, Varna Girl Friend pata lenge tumhari…

बुरे है हम तभी तो जी रहे है, अच्छे लोगों को दुनिया कहां जीने देती है ?

Bure hai hum tabhi to jee rahe hai, Achche logo ko duniya kaha jine deti hai ?

लोगो के ब्लडग्रुप में (+) और (–) आता है, हमारे ब्लडग्रुप में, #Attitude# आता है !!!

Logo ke Blood Group mein (+) aur (–) aata hai, Hamare Blood Group mein “Attitude” aata hai.

हम घोड़े की “ट्रीगर” पे नहीं, खुद के “जीगर” पर जीते है…

Ham Ghode ki “Trigr” pe nahi khud ke “Jigar” par jite hai…

रुठुंगा अगर तुझसे तो इस कदर रुठुंगा की, तेरी आँखे मेरी एक झलक को तरसेंगी…

Roothunga agar tujse to is kadar roothunga ki teri aankhey meri ek Jalak ko tarsegi…

इश्क का धंधा ही बंध कर दिया, साला मुनाफे में “जेब” जले… और घाटे में “दिल”

Ishq ka dhandha hi bandh kar diya, sala munafe mein “Jaib” jaley… Aur Ghate mein “DiL”…

काश बनाने वाले ने दिल कांच के बनाये होते, तोड़ने वाले के हाथ में ज़ख्म तो आयेहोते.

Vo khud hi taye karte hai ,manzil aasmano ki ,parindo ko nahi di jaati tallem udaano ki …

Aaya to baar-baar sandesha ameeri ka, Magar ho na saaka sauda zamir ka. Phechan kafan se nahi hoti hai…..!!

Laas ke piche kafila bayaa kar deta hai ,hasti ko …

Hum saltanat dekh karke dosti nahi karte karte, Aur parinam socheke dushmani nahi karte .

DuniA me SirF Chize MasHoor Hai, TerE Bhai Ka Style OR TerI Bhabhi Ki SmiLe.

Shukar MaaN Ke Maine TujSe Kabhi ‘Mulaakat’ Nhi Ki, WarNaa Tere DiL K TerE KhilaaF Krr DeTa.

Gulam Hu mey apne ghar ke sanskaroka warna tujhe kab ki teri aukaT dikha di hoTi..

BikNe Waale Aur Bhi Hai, Jao Jaa kr Kahrid lo Hum ‘Kimat’ sE nHi ‘Kismat’ Se Mila Krte Hai.

हम आज भी अपने हुनर मे दम रखते है, होश उड़ जाते है लोगो के, जब हम महफील में कदम रखते है।।

Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.

I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…

Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

aur zindagi aise jiyo jaise baap ka raaz hai..

Jo ladkiya apne liye ek good looking smart banda dhundh rahi hai, unhe bata du ki mai iss waqt online hi hu..

Daaru hi mere dost ki jaan le legi, varna ladkiyo ki kaha aukaat hai ki vo aadat ban jaye..

Mere dil ko yuh kaid na kar, ae pagli hum dil ke nawaab hai, tere pinzare ke panchi nahi..

Jis din jis gali mai mere dosto ka zagda hoga, usdin us gali mai mere hajaaro dosto ka mela hoga..

Hamari goli jaan nahi leti boss, dusro ke andar jaanwar jaga deti hai..

Maa ne kaha tha kabhi kisika dil mat todna, isliye hamne dil ko chod ke baki sab toda..

Cute to mai bachpan se hi hu, jab paida hua tab mummy ko to kya, nurse ko bhi mazbur kar diya tha chummi lene ko..

Tera ego to do din ki kahaani hai, lekin apni akkad to bachpan se khandani hai..

Fitrat ko hamari tum kya samjoge hajur, har kisi ko jawab dena ham zaruri nahi samajhte..

Pagli itni bhi mat akadd ki tere akaddne ke, chakkar mai mujhe koi dusri pakad ke le haye..

Photo ko like nahi kiya to chalega lekin mujhe like karke dekh, teri zindagi khushiyo se bhar dunga..

Handsome, Stylish to mai pehle se hi hu, bas kabhi kabhi zalak dikhani padti hai..

Tu kya hamari barabari karegi pagli jis gadi se tu shahar ghumti hai, uss gadi se to hamare naukar aaya jaya karte hai.

Love is like a Air ..We can’t see it but! we can feel it.

Loving you is more than just a dream comes true.

When I see my phone light up, I always hope that it’s a text message from you….

True love is when he does little things for you before you ask

Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.

If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.

Love is like water in River. It keeps flowing ,though there are huge rocks which hinder its way.

You can push them away, but people who really love you will always choose to stay

If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.

I wish love had traffic lights…So that i’ll know weather I should GO for it,SLOW down or just STOp.

I fell in love with you, not because of your looks but for who you are.

Love is when you look into someones eye and see everything you ever need.

True love doesn’t have happy ending …it has No ending.

When i text you, that means i miss you, but when i don’t text you, that means i am waiting for you to miss me.

Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

No one will ever care like I did, I promise you that.

We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love instead of perfecting the love we give!

Even if I had a million reasons to leave, I would still look for one to stay.

Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true

You are the sunshine that starts my day.

I Just fell in love with you, I don’t know how, I don’t know why, I just did!

Did YOU know i really love the second word of this question?

Love was just a word before i met you.

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to handle.

Love cures us – both the ones who spread it and the ones who receive it.

Love is the honey and our life is a flower.

People want to ride with you on a lambo, but you want someone who will ride you with on a auto when lambo breaks down.

When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I’ll say you.

Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.

Every time you texts me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.

Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.

Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other.

I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.

If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up.

Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite.

I love you every step of the way.

Thank you, my love, for always making me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.

I go to bed at night knowing I am with the best person in the world.

I am 100% madly, obsessively, ridiculously, overwhelmingly in love with you.

I will be forever smitten by you.

You are the reason my world turns.

Your arms are my home and you are my paradise.

Always Love your GB from your Heart not from your mood or Mind..

In love Never say “Sorry”!

When I think about you…I don’t feel so alone….

If you were thinking about someone ,while Studying you’re definitely in Love…

Love is that ,which can never explained

Love is That Which can not see the Religious ,Caste ,Rich ,Poor .in life..

Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day in life. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away…??

My love for you is a journey_ that starts at forever and ends at never in Life…..

I lost my Heart Can Any body See…??

Love is that which can makes you smile when you’re tired..!!

If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want do for them is to be happy….even if you are not with him..

All the fights, arguments, shared secrets…make memories forever.

And if you ever feel lonely, look at the moon, somewhere, some one else is looking at it too.

I’ve been smiling a lot more since I met you.

If a girl says she likes you, it took her every ounce of courage that she has. Don’t take her for granted.

Short girls and tall boys make the cutest couple.

I was dead, then alive. Weeping, then laughing. The power of love came into me, and I became fierce like a lion, tender like
an evening star.

When I is replaced by WE, even ILLNESS becomes WELLNESS.

When it hurts to look back and you’re afraid to look forward…just look beside you I will always be there.

You’re the color of my Blood.

Unity is strength… when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved.

Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.

Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.

Silence is a source of great strength.

Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.

The soul that is within me no man can degrade.

A single twig breaks, but the bundle of twigs is strong.

Perhaps I am stronger than I think.

Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Every burden is a blessing.

The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

Joy is the simplest form of gratitude.

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

Education is the movement from darkness to light.

Courage is grace under pressure.

I’m thankful for every moment.

One loyal girlfriend is worth more than one hundred girls.

Your girlfriend should be your best friend, so don’t treat her like a friend with benefits.

Girls want a GUY that can openly say ”Yes that’s my girlfriend and yes I do love her.”

My girlfriend says I treat her like a child. So I gave her a sticker for sticking up for herself.

The difference between girl friend and boy friend is that little tiny space they call the friend zone.

Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

Have a boyfriend? Want to impress him? Check my last status ?

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up everyday to impress you.

I don’t know why, but the people I want to impress, are the ones I don’t even like.

You are not ready for your next if you are still trying to impress your ex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind till the day I met you.

“Before I met you I never knew what it was like; to look at someone and smile for no reason.”

You can take me as i am or you can watch me as i go!

I am what i am.. i will never try to be some one else to impress you.

Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

How can u believe on the word ‘believe’, when there is a lie in center.

Don’t hate me because I’m handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.

Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend.

You’re no longer a part of my life, but I wish you the best with yours.

If you can’t forget your EX,You will never trust your NEXT.

As a lover, I’m about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

In a black and white World, True colors show.

There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make.

Poetry is simply the most beautiful, impressive, and widely effective mode of saying things.

Dr. King is so inspiring, so impressive, so moving as a human being.

The pace of technological change in recent years has been both impressive and positive for consumers.

I think I’d make a pretty good girlfriend.

I tried to be more of a typical session guitarist. I wasn’t so concerned with impressing anybody.

It’s far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

And I think it’s safe to say that the single very impressive figure to me.

Feeling unappreciated, trying to be the best girlfriend but I feel like you don’t care.

Give up and stop liking someone you can’t have. He has a girlfriend.

You are the crown of my life. You get the key to my heart. You are my most precious treasure.

You are a fairy tale come true. You are a dream come true. You are a pure blessing, it’s true.

When I tell you I love you, I am not saying it out of habit, I am reminding you that you are my life.

You are my paradise and I would happily get stranded on you for a lifetime.

Thank you for always being my rainbow after the storm.

Wrap me in your strong arms. Kiss me with you kissable lips. Love me with your big heart.

You’ll never lose me. I am so attached with you.

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

Where words fail, music speaks.

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

We came equals into this world, and equals shall we go out of it.

Equality is the soul of liberty; there is, in fact, no liberty without it.

All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.

Loving you is like breathing – so effortless, so natural. And so essential to life.

Perfect love casts out all fear.

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

This is an impressive crowd: the Have’s and Have-more’s. Some people call you the elites.

It’s very nice and my art is telling my girlfriend to I love you?

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

Being the best girlfriend to someone who just couldn’t see that you were good.

You have the key to my heart, it is eternally yours and I am yours forever.

I am so totally, completely, overwhelmingly, eye-poppingly, life-changingly, spectacularly, passionately, deliciously in love
with you.

God is keeping me alive but you are keeping me in love.

A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend… You should worry if she doesn’t care.

My words may not impress you but my actions will.

A Real Boyfriend would try finding new ways to impress his girl even after he has her.

We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.

You don’t have to change who you are to impress me, I love you just the way you are.

Sometimes I wish there was a ‘Build-a-Girlfriend’.

Being faithful to your boyfriend or girlfriend should be common sense.

Spend life with the people who make you happy, not the people who you have to impress.

That awkward moment when you start liking your best friends girlfriend.

My girlfriend is like a fart. I always pretend she’s not mine when out in public.

Read my last post to see if your girlfriend or boyfriend is the one for you! Thank me later!

There’s always the one gorgeous boy who doesn’t have a girlfriend & you can’t understand why.

I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..

I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.

I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode..

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

Waiting for wi-fi network.

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?

Again Single, but with Experience.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

God was showing off when He created you.

The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.

Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.

Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

Life is short talk fast

Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he. ?

Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status….

Status under construction.

No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.

Don’t do homework save paper! ?

I’m a good boy with bad habits ?

Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…

flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. ?

Mans are many but money is money

She takes your hand, I die a little…

I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.

If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.

Whattsapp status is loading

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

typing….

Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

Common sense is not so common

I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.

I’m a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.

Attitude Status for Whatsapp

My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.

Always trying to cool my self

Error:status is unavailable.

The hell was full so i come back soon

We’re like diamonds in the sky

Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..

My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.

Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….

If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

Good relationship doesn’t need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.

What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?

Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams ?

I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.

You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.

If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.

I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?

hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.

Hi there! I am using my brain!

Status is still loading.

Google on my mind

It’s hard to being a superwoman

Not always available, try your luck ?

I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!

History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

Second chances are for looser’s….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pendrive safely.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..!

Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.

My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.

I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me ?

Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.

Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.

Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.

I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone..

There’s lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard….just look

All things are possible

People just only love and lose whom they shouldn’t

apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raj

An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.

I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you.

I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.

After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F…

Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.

Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.

Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re stillsmiling.

Come in my Heart and pay no rent.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

I took IQ test …..results were negative

since 1910

I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

Hey there….. be there.

move on…

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, CALL ME…I’LL

LAUGH AT YOU.

How other see you, is not important…How you see yourself means everything.

Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !

OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.

When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.

If you don’t care, stop talking about it.

I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.

Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it !

Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.

Thanks for being in my life

Never too busy to be happy ?

Life is journey. I am traveller.

Love Is My Favorite Mistake

Love can happens only once.. Next time its only Compromise.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.

Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.

My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave.

So far, but I love you always

When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.

My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are

Stop checking my status!!! Go Get A Life

I started out with nothing and i still have most of it..

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I don’t care because you not fair

Some mistakes should be committed one time

Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..

Be yourself! You’re not born to impress any one..

It’s better living in the zoo than living with you..

When words fail, tears speak..

No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.

Don’t do homework save paper! ?

I’m a good boy with bad habits ?

Follow your heart and see where you land.

Forgiving is not always forgetting, but forgetting is always forgiving

Life without mistakes is like , education without books.

Teachers Only Teach The Rules… But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.

If u cheat me or kill me, but your love is my TRUE GOD.

If u love someone time and distance never be a problem

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.

My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?

Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.

I don’t insult people, I just describe them.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

No matter how much i try to forget you, you’ll always be a part of me.

God is really creative, I mean …just look at me !

Love is game for liars and pain for shayars.

Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.

A person needs a clean reputation to survive…………….!!

Have a good time ?

Life must go on ?

Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers.

never give people permission to disrespect you….

Divorce your EGO.

Education is the powerful weapon to chance the world.

Distance is everything

One of the biggest challenges we have, folks, is making liberty and freedom

Secrets…are the very root of cool

life is simple if we are simple….

love is life no love no life

Love is not about posssession, Love is about appreciation

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Nilkanth Shet Shirodkar is the founder & CEO of Redicals. A Software Engineer and a passionate Web developer by heart. He just love – working with computers

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