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I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

Hey there….. be there.

I don’t care what people think or say about me!..


People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!

Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.

I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…

“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”

My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day

Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.

Life without mistakes is like, education without books.


Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

It’s cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.

“I know he’s a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game”

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

The last thing i want to do is hurt you…..but its still on the list;)

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit salad.

Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!

I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic

Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful..

Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains

I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…

Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

I can see you checking my whatsapp status.

I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

There are many things you can’t buy….but still pay for them.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

If i had a gun with two bullets and i was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert your ex or your enemy’s name],i would shoot you twice.

Dreams are just the brain’s Screen-savers.

battery about to die

Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock…

Urgent calls only

WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!

Status under construction.No status available

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

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Eat -> Sleep -> Regret -> Repeat

Love is a better teacher than duty.

Knowledge is love and light and vision.

You may delay, but time will not.

Love is like an Air ..We can’t see it but! we can feel it.

There is “No” shortcut for Success. Keep Going Hard

The first wealth is health.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.

I still Love you but you don’t care

I love that feeling I get when I see your smile.

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF.

There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love U

8 The planet, 7 Continents, 209 Countries, 7 Seas, 8 Billion People and I my heart still beats for you.

Don’t wait for that moment, take the moment and make it perfect.

Fashion fades, only style remains the same.

Sometimes you write status not for all but for one

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

Forever is a long time but I wouldn’t mind spending it all by your side.

The World is small and life is short, Spread smiles and shares peace.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status…

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Life is short, chat fast..!!!

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..

Life is too short to be updating status

Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

Too busy to update a status. 0_o

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

formula for sucess…….under promise and over deliver…….

I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.

Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me

Life is journey. I am traveler.

I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.

There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google… They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

Your whatsapp status say’s online… If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!

I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here

Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…

I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!

In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are…

Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’

Life must go on ?

You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

Always trying to cool my self.

I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children

Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it sucks!!

There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..

Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant
mind…..ME:Never Mind.

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Jis din apna eka chalega …us din to badsha kya_ badsha ka bap bhi apna gulam hoga..!!

Mehfil me Baat Un ki Hoti hai _Jin me koi to Baat Hoto hai…

Meri Soch aur Meri Pahechan, Dono hi teri aukaat se bahar hai.!!

Baat aakhon ki suno dil mein utar jaati hai.. Zuban ka kya kabhi bi mukkar jaati hai…

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that u can’t handle.

Chahta to tumhe do pal me hi apna bna leta..par kam ke karn busy tha..

Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye kyonke…………. wo kamene hamare sare razz… jante hote hai.

Ansu humari ankho ki kaad me thai,Bas tumari yaad aye or inhe zamanat mil gai..

I Am Rich Because I Don’t Have Only MoNey,!!

Dil Cheer Ke DekH ….TeRa Hi NaaM likha HoGa..

प्यार का रिश्ता भी कितना अजीब होता है_ ##मिल जाये तो बातें लंबी और ##बिछड़ जायें तो यादें लंबी।

अब मैं कुछ नहीं हूँ! मैंने माना …Agar कल को मशहूर हो जाऊ तो कोई रिश्ता मत निकाल लेना…!!

Maine bhi badal diya hai zindagi ke rule ko….Ab jo yad karega vo hi yad rahega…

Ansu humari ankho ki keid me the,Bas tumari yaad aye or inhe zamanat mil gai..

ऐसा कोई Shehar नहीं, जहा अपना कहर नहीं, ऐसी कोई गली नहीं जहा अपनी चली नहीं..

Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log vase hi badnaam karte rehte hai!!

Chinta na karo hamesha Kush Raho..

Us pagli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye…

#Aap lehro ko to rokh nahi sakte, but terna sikh sakte hai.!

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When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.

Am quitting face book to face my books.

हकूमत दूसरों के दम पर तो कोई भी कर ले , जो अपने दम पर छा जाए ………. वो हम है ? ?


Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.

We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me

I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won.

साले वो सब भी attitude के दीवाने बने जा रहे है … जिन्हे ये भी नहीं पता की attitude में कितने “t” होते हैं ? ? ?

People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!

Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. “Yeah. So is a grenade.”

तेवर न दिखाओ तो लोग आँख दिखाने लग जाते हैं ? ? ? ?

Trust me I am a liar.

गुस्सा तो मुझे विरासत में मिला है ???

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Facebook should have “So What” button!

Of course I talk to myself… sometimes I need expert advice.

Dear Math plzz grow up & Solve your own problem, I’M tried of for solving them for U..

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.

Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!

Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurrasic Park.

बस इबादत में कमी है ज़नाब , वरना ख़ुदा तो हर जग़ह मौजूद है।

If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head

Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

सच्चे किस्से शराब खाने में सुने वो भी हाथ मे जाम लेकर, झूठे किस्से अदालत में सुने वो भी हाथ मे गीता-कुरान लेकर…

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.

You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.

लोग रिश्ते छोड़ देते है पर बहस नहीं

Say it to my face, not through your status!

कमाल की मोहब्बत थी उसको हमसे यारों,अचानक ही शुरू हुई और बिन बतायें ही ख़त्म ??

That moment when there’s a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

जिनके दिल ❤ पे चोट लगती है ना दोस्तों वो आंखों से नहीं दिल ? से रोते है ? ? ? ?

I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand…

Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.

Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.

If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

Treat me the way you expect to be treated.

हम उन लोगों में से नहीं जो गूगल पर स्टेटस खोजते है ….. मेरा स्टेटस लोग गूगल पर खोजते है ? ?

बड़ी मंज़िलों के मुसाफ़िर, छोटा दिल नहीं रखते

There’s always a person that you hated for no reason.

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.

Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.

हर चीज़ की कीमत समय आने पर ही होती है,मुफ्त में मिलता हुआ ये ओक्सिजन, अस्पताल में बहुत महंगा बिकता है।।

ज़िन्दगी बदलने के लिए लड़ना पड़ता है और आसान बनाने के लिए समझना पड़ता है..

हम बस Attitude में रहते हैं फिर सामने कोई भी हो भाव कम देते हैं ? ?

I’m cle’a[ m’y’ ke]yb36oa;rd.

एक सच : आपका सबसे अच्छा दोस्त किसी और जाति से होगा और आपका सबसे बड़ा दुश्मन आपका कोई अपना ही होगा

I may not be the best, I may not loved by any one but I am me. That’s what makes me special.

A deaf child says “For all of you I am deaf but for me all of you are dumb”. Life have different perspective live the way you want to!

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!

I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

Don’t like my attitude? Report me at whocares dot com

फालतू मैं सुनता नही किसी से, चाहे कोई कितना भी खास हो…दब के रहना सीखा नही किसी से, चाहे अगला कितना भी बड़ा बदमाश क्यों ना हो ??

खुशियों का कोई रास्ता नहीं , खुश रहना ही रास्ता है

Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

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A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

Can’t talk, telepathy only!

When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

पहले लड़कियाँ अपने नाम में Devi लगाती थीं तो उन्हें पति भी देवता मिलते थे…. अब लड़कियाँ Angel लगाती हैं तो उन्हें पति राक्षस ही मिलेंगे।

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…

आदमी कितना भी व्यस्त रहता हो..मगर पास से जाती हुई खूबसूरत लड़की को देखने ?के लिये वो टाइम निकाल ही लेता है…इसे बोलते है इंसानियत ? ??

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

On the other hand…you have different fingers

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking ?

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

Read books instead of reading my status!

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

आदमी कभी भी इतना झूठा नही होता …अगर औरते इतने सवाल न करती ? ? ?


I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

बिना चॉकलेट दिए जो लड़का लड़कियों के साथ रिलेशन में रह लिया , समझ लो वो बिना petrol के कार भी चला सकता है ??

In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

पढाई करो फेल होने से मत ड़रो ….लाईन मारो सेंड़ल पड़ने से मत ड़रो …. प्रपोज करो चप्पल खाने से मत डरो …. क्योंकि गीता मे लिखा है कर्म करो फल की चिन्ता मत करो???

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!


प्यार तो हम दोनों ने किया था मैंने ? बहुत किया था और उसने बहुतों से किया था ???

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ?

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo

कुछ लडकियाँ अच्छे भले लड़कों को भाई बोलकर ज़िंदा लाश बना देती है ??

I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me ?

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

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Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!

Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.

I just want to be your favorite Hello, and Hardest goodbye.

Falling in Love is easy…But staying in Love is very special…

Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.

Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.

Love is friendship Set on Fire

I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea.

The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.

I’m single because I take relationships seriously

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning.

Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.

If love is true …it will always find a way

Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season.

If you want to be TOGETHER. You have TO-GET-HER.

Let’s flip a coin, Head you are mine, Tails I’m yours!

Love doesn’t hurt, Loving the wrong person does.

We can’t be friends ‘Cause I’m still in love with you.

Am i just crazy or falling in love?

You look past my flaws, and call me beautiful.

The best thing in life is finding someone who known all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses and still thing you’re completely amazing.

I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.

I’m not afraid to fall in LOVE, I’m afraid to fall for a wrong person again.

Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

I want my first marriage, to be my only marriage with you.

Sometimes loneliness is my good friends!

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

Loneliness is a part of you life. It teaches us that we are not complete in ourselves.

Make the most beautiful Mistakes, mine is you.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.

To me, your perfect.

What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?

That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

Missing someone is your heart’s way of reminding you that you love them.

There’s always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.

I’m slowly giving up.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

It’s sad to be happy alone.

If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad.

A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden world of HURT & LIES.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.

I’m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

If you give up on me, I’m going to give up on me too.

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

The worst loneliness is not to likes yourself.

I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget ME.

God is really creative, I mean…just look at m!!!

ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.

It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

Yes, I’m selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

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Hate is like acid.It damages the vessel in which it is stored and destroys the vessel in which it is poured.

When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past …

My silence is just another word for pain

I just want to fall asleep until I don;t miss you anymore.

दिल तो करता हैं की रूठ जाऊँ कभी बच्चों की तरह, फिर सोचता हूँ कि मनाएगा कौन….?

बारिश‬ K ‪बाद‬ तार पर ‪टंगी‬ ‪आख़री‬ ‪‎बूंद‬ से पूछना, क्या‬ होता है ‪‎अकेलापन‬

Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you.

कट रही है ज़िंदगी रोते हुए, और वो भी तुम्हारे होते हुए…

Its very easy to say “Busy” when someone needs you, But its very painful to hear “Busy” when you need someone.

You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.

Your emotions trouble you only in those things which you call yours.

मजबूरियाँ तुम्हारी समझते- समझते सारी बात समझ गए हम ? ? ?

लिखना तो ये था कि खुश हूँ तेरे बगैर भी. पर कलम से पहले आँसू कागज़ पर गिर गया..

I have to cut because it’s the only way I can smile.

I smile not for that I am happy, but sometimes I smile t3o hide sadness.

I’m missing something in my life these days.

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Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..

“To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.” – Bruce Lee

Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!

The things you are Passionate about are NOT random, they are your Calling.

There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

“Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.” – Voltaire

Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.

Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!

whatever your thinking and feeling today is creating your future.

Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!

“It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.” ― Lou Holtz

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.

When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun

Apni to bass ek hi wish hai… Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

“Excersize is like mouthwash, if you can feel the burn it’s working”

Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..

WISDOM is the gold refinement of life

I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart..

‘Work until you don’t have to introduce yourself ‘

Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.

“To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.”

I am Waiting for GF Message!

I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture

People are like ‘Music’ some say the ‘Truth’ and rest, Just noise..

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…

I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa

Sitting at home: Oh cool it’s raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT’S RAINING!

Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pendrive safely.

I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find..

I wish i could trade my heart for another liver … that i can drink more and care less

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .

Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.

*Walking around supermarket* *Don’t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.

Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful… Remember that.

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ?

In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is,… And
Dad Knows What Boys Are….

A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.

Your profile picture is a car…..that’s cool I didn’t know you were a transformer

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
on Facebook seaching up people with the last name hontas.I think it would be cool to poke a hontas ?

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich…. You want those leftovers too?

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?

Yelling “You’re cool!” when you see somebody doing something stupid.

“Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attit

Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that “cool” mood. “Like” you dont really care..dude
depends on who you are!”

I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.

WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!….

Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.

Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.

Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable

If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he’d stop saying I’m unproductive.

im cool but global warming made me hot

“Wow you’re cool.” LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.

When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That’s what I like about you.

Without me its just awso.

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.


Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
Or, you know.. DON’T text back.. that’s cool too.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, & a really cool funny kid.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower.

100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)

”We see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world from our BLACK n WHITE eyes!”

I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say,

“Sorry, got these sacks”.

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“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your

If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it

You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love”

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

love is when you feel totally complete

Hey Zukerberge if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on ,may i suggest IRCTC.

If I know what love is, it is because of you!!

Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

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It Broke My Heart Into More Pieces Than My Heart Was Made Of, Why Can’t People Say What They Mean At The Time?

You may be someone to the world but you are the world for someone. ♥ ?

Don’t Promise When You’re Happy, Don’t Reply When You’re Angry, And Don’t Decide When You’re Sad.

If you expect something in return, It’s called business, not love.

I dont want to be your whole life, just your favorite part

I Can Forgive You For Leaving, But Not For Coming Back.

You looking most amazing,wonderful,fantastic,smart,charming, dazzing…

Comment “I love you” in your language

Sometimes You Just Need To Distance Yourself From People. If They Care, They’ll Notice. If They Don’t, You Know Where You Stand.

Roz sochta hun tumhe bhool jaun, Roz, yahi baat bhool jata hun.

Jab mein rooth jau to tum muje mana lena, Kuch mat kehna bas sine se laga lena…!!

Meri Zindgi bigaad di tumne.. Apne lamhe sanwarne ki laye..!!

The Worst Thing A Girl Can Do Is Trail After A Boy When A Love Affair Is Dead.

Relationships Should Be Built On Trust And Truth.

Relationships Are All About Trust And Equality. If One Person Shares, Then The Other Person Should Share, Too.

Sirf tune hi mujhe apna na samjha, Zamana to aaj bhimujhe tera diwana kehta hai..

दुनियाँ में इतनी रस्में क्यों हैं, प्यार अगर ज़िंदगी है तो इसमें कसमें क्यों हैं, हमें बताता क्यों नहीं ये राज़ कोई, दिल अगर अपना है तो किसी और के बस में क्यों है

लगता है इक बार फिर मोहब्बत हो ही जाएगी, रात फिर खाव्ब में खुद को मरते देखा है.

A life without love, is no life at all

Bees love honey…people love money…but I LOVE YOU

People Break Up. It’s Just The Way Things Are. And You Can’t Dwell On What Might Have Been. You Have To Look At What Is.

मेरी ज़िन्दगी के “तालिबान” हो तुम बेमक़सद तबाही मचा रखीहै

I Hope You Never Think About Anything As Much As I Think About You.

जरा सी जगह छोड देना अपनी नीदो मै, क्योकि आज रात तेरे ख्बाबो मै हमारा बसेरा होगा.

Be Strong Enough To Stand Alone, Smart Enough To Know When You Need Help, And Brave Enough To Ask For It.

I always pray to God to tie us in a sacred knot so that we spend each and every moment together.

There’s No Such Thing As A Perfect Relationship. It’s About Finding Someone Who Matches You And Will Go Through Everything Without Giving Up.

You Fall In And Out Of Love, But When You Really Love Someone, It’s Forever.

Men Who Want To Get Married Propose. You Don’t Need To Read The Signs. They Propose And That’s The Sign.

I don’t know if I like you or love you, want you or need you, all I know is I love the feeling I get when I’m near you.

Falling in love is easy, but staying in love is very special

Every friendship dosen’t change into love but every love begins with friendship.

Never Explain Yourself. Your Friends Don’t Need It And Your Enemies Won’t Believe It.

Rule Of Life. If You Bother To Ask Someone’s Advice, Then Bother To Listen To It.

Words Never Mean What We Want Them To Mean.

लेकर के मेरा नाम मुझे कोसती तो है … नफरत में ही सही पर मुझे सोचती तो है…


I Hope That One Day You Will Have The Experience Of Doing Something You Do Not Understand For Someone You Love.

I Hope You Never Think About Anything As Much As I Think About You.

It Broke My Heart Into More Pieces Than My Heart Was Made Of, Why Can’t People Say What They Mean At The Time?

I am not lucky. I am blessed.

I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING

People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.

☀काश सूरज की भी बीवी होती तो उसे थोडा तो कंट्रोल में रखती ????

Aspire to inspire before you expire

Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.

God made us Best Friends, Because he knew our Mom couldn’t handle us as Brothers.

Every burden is a blessing for me.I am Me and I won’t change for anyone!

I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

I Never dreamed about the success I worked for it.

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

I’m too lazy to stop being lazy

I fell in love with you. Not for how you look, just for who you are. (Although you look pretty great too)

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

एक चिड़ा था…एक चिड़ी थी….. दोनों की शादी हो गयी और…वो चिड़चिड़े हो गए।

कुछ मोहब्बतें इसलिए भी जुदा हो जाती हैं क्योंकि ,11th क्लास पहुँचते ही मैथ्स, बायो और कॉमर्स अलग अलग हो जाते हैं

You can do anything, but not everything.

Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.

Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS

One “BAD” meal won’t make you fat. Just like…. one “GOOD” meal won’t make you skinny.

To be trusted, you must be honest.

Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.

जिस दिन वो मेरी सलामती की दुआ करती है…उस दिन गोल्ड फ्लैक भी जेब में टूट जाती है….

To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.

I am only good at hiding my feelings

परम सत्य : कितनी भी mountain dew पीयो पर डर तो दारु पीने से ही दूर होता है.. ????

जैसे ही बीवी कहती है सोच रही हूँ मायके हो आऊँ . .टिंडे की सब्जी भी पनीर लगने लगती है।।

I’M Like Monday. Nobody Likes Me.

I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.

आज कल whatsapp पर वो लोग Admin बने हुऐ हें जो स्कूल टाइम में दो दो घण्टे मुर्गा बना करते थे ।

हे भगवान भले मुझे साउथ के हीरो जैसी ताकत मत दे, पर उनकी होरोइन जैसी GF दिला दे ????

Service is the rent we pay to live

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you…

Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.

However good or bad a situation is, it will change

शराब और मेरा कई बार ब्रेकअप हो चुका है; पर कमबख्त हर बार मुझे मना लेती है।

You can do anything, but not everything.

You only live once, so do everything twice.

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