Best Whatsapp Status in Hindi & English

Whatsapp Status add a special kind of personality to our WhatsApp. So, everyone wants to put cool, stylish, funny and awesome WhatsApp Status update whether in English, Hindi, Marathi, Punjabi, Tamil or any other language.

Cool Status For Whatsapp For Girls

A GIRL gets what he can… but a WOMAN gets what he wants!

Is starting to like someone ?

I am not heartless – I am just stronger than you thought I was..

I woke up like this #Flawless !

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too

A girl’s prettiest curve is her smile!

I am a million dollar girl.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status

I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot

I smile every time a memory comes up and you are in it ..

Is starting to like someone ?

I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation

I’m a princess, not because I have a Prince, but because my father is a King..

Six inches gap between Saree and Blouse is CULTURE. One inch gap between Jeans and Top is BESHARMI

A broken heart never heals. It just learns to live in pieces.

Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid.. but not blind.

A girl should be like a Butterfly…. Pretty to see and hard to catch….

Eat -> Sleep -> Regret -> Repeat

Love is a better teacher than duty.

Knowledge is love and light and vision.

You may delay, but time will not.

Love is like an Air ..We can’t see it but! we can feel it.

There is “No” shortcut for Success. Keep Going Hard

The first wealth is health.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.

I still Love you but you don’t care

I love that feeling I get when I see your smile.

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF.

There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love U

8 The planet, 7 Continents, 209 Countries, 7 Seas, 8 Billion People and I my heart still beats for you.

Don’t wait for that moment, take the moment and make it perfect.

Fashion fades, only style remains the same.

Sometimes you write status not for all but for one

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

Forever is a long time but I wouldn’t mind spending it all by your side.

The World is small and life is short, Spread smiles and shares peace.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status…

Funny Whatsapp Status

A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

Can’t talk, telepathy only!

When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

पहले लड़कियाँ अपने नाम में Devi लगाती थीं तो उन्हें पति भी देवता मिलते थे…. अब लड़कियाँ Angel लगाती हैं तो उन्हें पति राक्षस ही मिलेंगे।

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…

आदमी कितना भी व्यस्त रहता हो..मगर पास से जाती हुई खूबसूरत लड़की को देखने ?के लिये वो टाइम निकाल ही लेता है…इसे बोलते है इंसानियत ? ??

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

On the other hand…you have different fingers

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking ?

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

Read books instead of reading my status!

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

आदमी कभी भी इतना झूठा नही होता …अगर औरते इतने सवाल न करती ? ? ?

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.

I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

बिना चॉकलेट दिए जो लड़का लड़कियों के साथ रिलेशन में रह लिया , समझ लो वो बिना petrol के कार भी चला सकता है ??

In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

पढाई करो फेल होने से मत ड़रो ….लाईन मारो सेंड़ल पड़ने से मत ड़रो …. प्रपोज करो चप्पल खाने से मत डरो …. क्योंकि गीता मे लिखा है कर्म करो फल की चिन्ता मत करो???

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

HEY,YOU ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

प्यार तो हम दोनों ने किया था मैंने ? बहुत किया था और उसने बहुतों से किया था ???

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ?

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo

कुछ लडकियाँ अच्छे भले लड़कों को भाई बोलकर ज़िंदा लाश बना देती है ??

I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me ?

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

Whatsapp Status In One Line

Goes on Silent Mode Please….DND

Hey There! I Am Using your Girlfriend.

दीवार में चुनवा दिया है सब ख्वाइशों को….. अनारकली बन कर बहुत नाच रही थी मेरे सीने पर

शिकवा तकदीर का ना शिकायत अच्छी, खुदा जिस हाल मे रखे वही जिंदगी अच्छी

HEARTLESS begins.

LIFE is Just A GAME Without Any RULES.

I only Respect People who Deserve to be Respected.

I don’t hurt others because I know how it feels.

I Have So Much of You in My Heart.

ना जाने कौन से गुनाह कर बैठे हैं। … जो तमन्नाओं की उम्र में तज़ुर्बे मिल रहे हैं।

दवा जब असर ना करे, तो नज़रें ?उतारती है माँ …… ज़नाब, ये हार कहाँ मानती है

Not Every time you needed to Hold onto Someone.

इंसान तो हर घर में पैदा होता है पर इंसानियत कहीं -कहीं ही जनम लेती है।

The Only things work is “TRY”.

He’s not perfect But he’s all I want.

Tujhe Bhulau Bhi To Kaise,Meri I.D Ka Password Hai Tu..!!!

U n ME are like TOM n JERRY….jhagadte bhi bahut hai…per EK DUSRE ke bagair REH b nhi sakte..✌????

लफ्ज़ बीमार से पड़ गये है आज कल…..एक खुराक तेरे दीदार की चाहिए

They WATCH They HATE Than They COPY.

Boys too need Brain to understand girls heart.

Nice Status For Whatsapp

How can i miss something i never had?

Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.

6 Peg Loading .. ?

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! ?

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

I’m thankful for every moment.

We’re still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.

With love and patience, nothing is impossible.

Education is the movement from darkness to light.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

Wise to resolve, and patient to perform.

Last seen 1980! ?

You affect the world by what you browse.

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Whattsapp status is loading

Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he

People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

The problem is that you think you’ve time!!

Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

Good morning…let the stress begin

Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …

Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains

I may be wrong…. but I Doubt it!!!

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ?

Formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.

My parents are My world and I go to world tour daily

Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

Symbols Status Whatsapp

(*_*) (*_*; (+_+) (@_@) (@_@。 (@_@;) \(◎o◎)/! Amazed

((+_+)) (+o+) (゜゜) (゜-゜) (゜.゜) (゜_゜) (゜_゜>) (゜レ゜) Confused

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬──┬ ¯\_(ツ) ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

●^o^●) (^v^) (^u^) (^◇^) ( ^)o(^ ) (^O^) (^o^) (^○^) )^o^( (*^▽^*) (✿◠‿◠) Happy

(^^ゞ (^_^;) (-_-;) (~_~;) (・。・;) (・_・;) (・・;) ^^; ^_^; (#^.^#) (^ ^;) Nervous, embarrassed

^_^ (゜o゜) (^_^)/ (^O^)/ (^o^)/ (^^)/ (≧∇≦)/ (/◕ヮ◕)/ (^o^)丿 ∩( ・ω・)∩ ( ・ω・) ^ω^ Joyful

(^^)/~~~ (^_^)/~ (;_;)/~~~ (^.^)/~~~ ($・・)/~~~ (@^^)/~~~ (T_T)/~~~ (ToT)/~~~ Waving

\(~o~)/ \(^o^)/ \(-o-)/ ヽ(^。^)ノ ヽ(^o^)丿 (*^0^*) Excited

( ̄□ ̄;)°o° °O° :O o_O o_0 o.O (o.o) Surprised

(*^。^*) ^_^ (#^.^#) (^-^) Normal laugh

(ー_ー)!! (-.-) (-_-) ( 一一) (;一_一) Shame

:* :^* ( ‘}{‘ ) Kiss, couple kissing

ヽ(´ー`)┌ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Mellow, shrug

(^。^)y-.。o○ (-。-)y-゜゜゜ Smoking

o/\o ^5 >_>^ ^<_< High five

(=^・^=) (=^・・^=) =^_^= Cat

(>_<) (>_<)> Troubled

((d[-_-]b)) Headphones

@}-;-‘— @>–>– Rose

(^_-) (^_-)-☆ Wink

Best Whatsapp Status Ever

I am… stubborn, and I admit it, so it’s OK.

No matter how good you are, you can always be replaced.

Girls lie, boys forgive. Boys lie, girls leave.

The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.

I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.

Life Is Full Of Fake People. Don’t Trust Blindly.

I’m not perfect, I am original.

God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.

Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.

I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide ?

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying

I don’t need therapy, I need a hug

You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.

Be smarter than your smartphone

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back

THINK – It’s not illegal yet

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition ?

The best way to predict your future is to create it.

Love Whatsapp Status

I love my life because it’s you.

My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never.

The heart that loves stays always young.

Love Doesn’t Make The World Go Round. Love Is What Makes The Ride worthwhile

You can’t find love. Love is something that finds you

I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me

True love has a habit of coming back.

Cute lady needs cute boy and I’m here for the same.

I’ll love you until the day after forever.

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

Happiness is falling asleep next to you and waking up thinking I’m still in my dreams.

You’re the ping to my pong.

I want vitamin “U”.

Love is more than my life and my love is you.

If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips.

I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life

Love is like the sun which coming out from the clouds and warming your soul.

People build wall’s not to keep others out But to see who cares enough to break them down.

Fall in love not in line.

Love is not about possession, Love is about appreciation

Cute Whatsapp Status

I don’t mind waiting for you, because you’re worth it.

When you can’t change things in your life, move on

Love is blind and therefore I don’t need eyes to see your beauty

There is a lovely person between Y and I on keyboard… Just look the Keyboard..

Every day I look at the keyboard, and I always see U and I together.

To build a beautiful house, you need to know how to live in it beautifully

Whenever I search for love, I end up finding you

Always Stay positive and you will see beautiful things happening in your life.??

I never really think of future because I already have you by my side

Mood swings, insomnia and memory loss are few symptoms that tell me I am in love with you.

I am always there by your side when you make mistakes because I know you’re trying

Love is blind and therefore I dont need eyes to see your beauty.??

Life is a party, but without you there is no reason to celebrate

You’re the last thing on my mind before I fall asleep

When you truly care about someone, you don’t really care about their flaws

The moment I want to be with you, When I close my eyes.

Happiness is what happens when you do what your heart wants to

The best music in the world is someone’s heartbeat beating for you

You are my angel that gives me the wings to fly high in the cloud..

Time can never change my feelings for you

Best Whatsapp Status In Hindi

Jis din apna eka chalega …us din to badsha kya_ badsha ka bap bhi apna gulam hoga..!!

Mehfil me Baat Un ki Hoti hai _Jin me koi to Baat Hoto hai…

Meri Soch aur Meri Pahechan, Dono hi teri aukaat se bahar hai.!!

Baat aakhon ki suno dil mein utar jaati hai.. Zuban ka kya kabhi bi mukkar jaati hai…

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that u can’t handle.

Chahta to tumhe do pal me hi apna bna leta..par kam ke karn busy tha..

Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye kyonke…………. wo kamene hamare sare razz… jante hote hai.

Ansu humari ankho ki kaad me thai,Bas tumari yaad aye or inhe zamanat mil gai..

I Am Rich Because I Don’t Have Only MoNey,!!

Dil Cheer Ke DekH ….TeRa Hi NaaM likha HoGa..

प्यार का रिश्ता भी कितना अजीब होता है_ ##मिल जाये तो बातें लंबी और ##बिछड़ जायें तो यादें लंबी।

अब मैं कुछ नहीं हूँ! मैंने माना …Agar कल को मशहूर हो जाऊ तो कोई रिश्ता मत निकाल लेना…!!

Maine bhi badal diya hai zindagi ke rule ko….Ab jo yad karega vo hi yad rahega…

Ansu humari ankho ki keid me the,Bas tumari yaad aye or inhe zamanat mil gai..

ऐसा कोई Shehar नहीं, जहा अपना कहर नहीं, ऐसी कोई गली नहीं जहा अपनी चली नहीं..

Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log vase hi badnaam karte rehte hai!!

Chinta na karo hamesha Kush Raho..

Us pagli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai..us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye…

#Aap lehro ko to rokh nahi sakte, but terna sikh sakte hai.!

ना pimple वाली के लिये, ना dimple वाली के लिये, ये DP है सिर्फ अपनी simple वाली के लिये

When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.

Am quitting face book to face my books.

हकूमत दूसरों के दम पर तो कोई भी कर ले , जो अपने दम पर छा जाए ………. वो हम है ? ?

I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG

Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.

We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me

I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won.

साले वो सब भी attitude के दीवाने बने जा रहे है … जिन्हे ये भी नहीं पता की attitude में कितने “t” होते हैं ? ? ?

People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!

Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. “Yeah. So is a grenade.”

तेवर न दिखाओ तो लोग आँख दिखाने लग जाते हैं ? ? ? ?

Trust me I am a liar.

गुस्सा तो मुझे विरासत में मिला है ???

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Facebook should have “So What” button!

Of course I talk to myself… sometimes I need expert advice.

Dear Math plzz grow up & Solve your own problem, I’M tried of for solving them for U..

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.

Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!

Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurrasic Park.

बस इबादत में कमी है ज़नाब , वरना ख़ुदा तो हर जग़ह मौजूद है।

If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head

Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

सच्चे किस्से शराब खाने में सुने वो भी हाथ मे जाम लेकर, झूठे किस्से अदालत में सुने वो भी हाथ मे गीता-कुरान लेकर…

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.

You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.

लोग रिश्ते छोड़ देते है पर बहस नहीं

Say it to my face, not through your status!

कमाल की मोहब्बत थी उसको हमसे यारों,अचानक ही शुरू हुई और बिन बतायें ही ख़त्म ??

That moment when there’s a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

जिनके दिल ❤ पे चोट लगती है ना दोस्तों वो आंखों से नहीं दिल ? से रोते है ? ? ? ?

I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand…

Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.

Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.

If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

Treat me the way you expect to be treated.

हम उन लोगों में से नहीं जो गूगल पर स्टेटस खोजते है ….. मेरा स्टेटस लोग गूगल पर खोजते है ? ?

बड़ी मंज़िलों के मुसाफ़िर, छोटा दिल नहीं रखते

There’s always a person that you hated for no reason.

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.

Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.

हर चीज़ की कीमत समय आने पर ही होती है,मुफ्त में मिलता हुआ ये ओक्सिजन, अस्पताल में बहुत महंगा बिकता है।।

ज़िन्दगी बदलने के लिए लड़ना पड़ता है और आसान बनाने के लिए समझना पड़ता है..

हम बस Attitude में रहते हैं फिर सामने कोई भी हो भाव कम देते हैं ? ?

I’m cle’a[ni.ng m’y’ ke]yb36oa;rd.

एक सच : आपका सबसे अच्छा दोस्त किसी और जाति से होगा और आपका सबसे बड़ा दुश्मन आपका कोई अपना ही होगा

I may not be the best, I may not loved by any one but I am me. That’s what makes me special.

A deaf child says “For all of you I am deaf but for me all of you are dumb”. Life have different perspective live the way you want to!

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!

I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

Don’t like my attitude? Report me at whocares dot com

फालतू मैं सुनता नही किसी से, चाहे कोई कितना भी खास हो…दब के रहना सीखा नही किसी से, चाहे अगला कितना भी बड़ा बदमाश क्यों ना हो ??

खुशियों का कोई रास्ता नहीं , खुश रहना ही रास्ता है

Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

New Whatsapp Status

Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!

Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.

I just want to be your favorite Hello, and Hardest goodbye.

Falling in Love is easy…But staying in Love is very special…

Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.

Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.

Love is friendship Set on Fire

I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea.

The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.

I’m single because I take relationships seriously

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning.

Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.

If love is true …it will always find a way

Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season.

If you want to be TOGETHER. You have TO-GET-HER.

Let’s flip a coin, Head you are mine, Tails I’m yours!

Love doesn’t hurt, Loving the wrong person does.

We can’t be friends ‘Cause I’m still in love with you.

Am i just crazy or falling in love?

You look past my flaws, and call me beautiful.

Whatsapp Funny Status

Someone is “Driving” since 5 days! I guess he hasn’t reached Dubai!

I have no idea what I’m doing.

You cannot always make a person laugh, unles you’re a joker

I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house. It was delicious.

Don’t judge a person without walking a mile in his shoes

In exams, we look up for inspiration. Look down in the description and left and right for information.

I think I’ve wasted enough time on the Internet for the night, I’ll be back in 10 minutes.

New generation – Smartphones & Stupid people.

Remember, When the going gets tough… The tough gets going!

Me crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you.

Don’t browse my phone when I give it for viewing an image.

God made every person different, but he got tired by the time he got to China.

Someone’s whatsapp status is “Happy” since one month. Living in Paradise, I guess?

Someone on his whatsapp status “Sleeping” since 3 days. He’s probably dead.

I come. I saw. I made it awkward.

Someone writes “Urgent calls only.” Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service?

I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid, and you make a bad decision.

Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it that often.

When you have a serious decision to make, don’t leave it to chance! No! Use the rock, paper, scissors method. Foolproof!

Hindi Whatsapp Status

मगर वो एक शख्स ही मेरी आखिरी मोहब्बत है….

वो उदासी भर लम्हा —- जब उनके पास आपके इलावा सब के लिए टाइम होता है ??

वो कागज आज भी फुलों की तरहा महकता है जिस मे उसने मजाक मे लिखा था मुजे तुमसे मोहब्बत है….

ना रहा करो उदास किसी बेवफा की याद में , वो खुश है अपनी दुनिया में तुम्हारी दुनिया उजाड़ कर ??

ये दुःख , उदासी , आँसुओं को मौत क्यों नहीं आती ????

तमन्नाओ की महफ़िल तो हर कोई सजाता है, पूरी उसकी होती है जो तकदीर लेकर आता है..!!

कहाँ पूरी होती है दिल की सारी ख्वाइशें —- कि बारिश भी हो , यार भी हो …. और पास भी हो

जा तुझे तेरे हाल पर छोड़ दिया … इससे बेहतर तेरी सज़ा क्या होगी

दिन भर भटकते रहते हैं अरमान तुझ से मिलने के न दिल ठहरता है न इंतज़ार रुकता है …

ये दिल भी कितना पागल है…हमेशा उसी की फिकर मे डुबा रहता है जो इसका होता ही नही है… ?

बहुत खूबसूरत है ना वहम ये मेरा … कि तुम जहाँ भी हो सिर्फ मेरे हो…

किसी को प्यार करना और उसी से प्यार पाना बहुत कम लोगों को नसीब होता है….

तुम से बिछड के फर्क बस इतना हुआ … तेरा गया कुछ नहीँ और मेरा रहा कुछ नहीँ…!

कितना कुछ जानता होगा वो शख्स मेरे बारे में, मेरे मुस्कुराने पर भी जिसने पूछ लिया की तुम उदास क्यों हो..

उसकी एक प्यार भरी मुस्कान देकने के लिए..जब जब उसके शहर क्या चला जाता हूँ…कसम से में महीनो तक सो नही पता हूँ..

इश्क ना होने के सिर्फ दो ही तरीके थे,या दिल ना होता या तुम ना होते…

दर्द हैं दिल मैं पर इसका ऐहसास नहीं होता… रोता हैं दिल जब वो पास नहीं होता… बरबाद हो गए हम उनकी मोहब्बत मैं… और वो कहते हैं कि इस तरह प्यार नहीं होता…

चलो अब जाने भी दो,क्या करोगे दास्तां सुनकर… खामोशी तुम समझोगी नहीं,और बयां हमसे होगी नहीं…!!!

ज़िन्दगी में ज़िन्दगी से हर चीज़ मिली…. मगर उनके बाद ज़िन्दगी न मिली॥

तेरा नाम था आज किसी अजनबी की जुबान पे… बात तो जरा सी थी पर दिल ने बुरा मान लिया…

 

Whatsapp Sad Status

Never make someone a priority, when all you are to them is an option.

Everyone wants to be happy.No one wants to be sad and get pain.But you can’t make a rainbow without a little rain.

दिल तो करता हैं की रूठ जाऊँ कभी बच्चों की तरह फिर सोचता हूँ कि मनाएगा कौन….?

One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.

Our sweetest songs are those that tell of the saddest thoughts.

204 countries,805 Islands,7 seas,7+ Billion people and I’m single!!!

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in Everything.Your job is just to pump blood,So stick to it.

Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart.

मैंने पूछा उनसे, भुला दिया मुझको कैसे..? चुटकियाँ बजा के वो बोली…ऐसे, ऐसे, ऐसे

हर रात जान बूझकर रखता हूँ दरवाज़ा खुला…शायद कोई लुटेरा मेरा गम भी लूट ले….

एक खेल रत्न उसको भी दे दो ,बड़ा अच्छा खेलती है वो दिल से

The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.

नींद भी नीलाम हो जाती है बाज़ार -ए- इश्क में,किसी को भूल कर सो जाना, आसान नहीं होता !

एहसान किसी का वो रखते नहीं मेरा भी चुका दिया, जितना खाया था नमक मेरा, मेरे जख्मों पर लगा दिया.

I would rather die alone than to see a crowd attempting to talk me out of it; for they were not there when depression devoured my heart.

तुम अपने ज़ुल्म की इन्तेहाँ कर दो, फिर कोई हम सा बेजुबां मिले ना मिले…

टूट जायेंगी उसकी “ज़िद” की आदत उस वक़्त…जब मिलेगी ख़बर उनको की याद करने वाला अब याद बन गया है…

Everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.

बिना उसके दिल का हाल कैसे बतलाऊ…!! जैसे खाली बस्ता हो किसी नालायक बच्चे का…!!

Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.

Whatsapp Status Hindi

तु है करीब तो डरना क्या । और ना हो तो जिना क्या ।

Din to kutto ke aate hey…Hamara to Zamana Ayega.

Stay संस्कारी

Zindagi Dhoop Hai, Aur Tu Mera Saaya.

dear crush… block karde mujhe. warna pyar ho jaega tujhe.

तेरे इश्क मे, ये दिवाना पागल हो गया.

शिकायत जिन्दगी से नही उनसे हे जो जिन्दगी में नही है.!”

LOL se nahi tere hoton se LAAL hona cahata ho.

मेरी आँखों में देखो तुम्हें, Exam की टेन्शन नज़र आयेगी.

Ittu si padhai nahi hui, aur exam aa gyi

क्या सुनाऊँ दौस्तो अपनी जिंदगी कि कहानी समंदर पर राज किया, फीर भी जिंदगी भर प्यासा रहा

Suchi Yaari Sab pe Bhaari

मुझमे खामीया बहुत सी होगी मगर, एक खूबी भी है मे कीसी से रीश्ता मतलब के लीये नही रखता

“मैं दो चींजो से डरता हुं एक तेरे रोने से और दुसरा तुझे खोने से…”

My Status: Sirf Naam he Kaafi Hai.

Dp? Ae ladki .. Dil Dekh Dil..!

Sab lOg bAdLe pEr tUm NaHi badLE

उदासी देख अपना ध्यान रखना कि मैं अब मुस्कुराने जा रहा हूँ…!

Duniya Paise Aur Power Se Chalti Hai, Aur Hum Stlyle Se.

“वो मुझे भूल ही गया होगा, इतनी मुदत कोई खफा नहीं रहता.”

Status For Whatsapp Funny

We Men Want The Same Thing From Women That We Want From Underwear.some Support And Some Freedom

I M So Sweet, “Don’T Try Me ” Otherwise, U Have To Suffer From Diabetes !!!

उसके # दिलमें नही तो क्या, हुआ उसकी # ब्लॉकलिस्ट में तो है हम.

Doing Nothing Is Very Hard Thing To Do…you Never Know When To Finish

When It’s You Against Me, You Either Win Or You Die!!!

लड़कियों से गोल रोटियाँ बने ना बने, पर लड़को को गोल गोल घुमाने में इनका कोई मुकाबला नही

Light Travels Faster Than Sound…that’s Why People Appear Bright Until They Speak.

कुत्तों को देशी घी और लङकियों को सच्चा प्यार कभी हज़म नही होता

Girlfriend बनाने के बाद पता चला की साला, 100 रुपए से उपर की भी Chocolate आती है

वो जब तक गर्लफ्रेंड थी तब तक जान थी, शादी के बाद तो जानलेवा हो गयी

मौत और मोहोब्बत तो बस नाम से बदनाम है! असली दर्द तो ‘Slow Internet’ देता है!

1F YOU C4N R34D 7H15, YOU R34LLY N33D 2 G37 L41D

इज्जत‬ किया करो ‪‎हमारी‬, वरना ‪#‎Girlfriend‬ पटा लेंगे तुम्हारी.

When I Actually Die Some People Are Going To Get Really Haunted

I Want To Kill The Hottest Person Alive… But Suicide Is A Crime! All Guys Hate The Words Don’t And Stop Unless They’re Put Together

I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day? Do Not Drink And Drive Or You Might Spill The Drink

तुम भी कीसी रुठी हुई महेबुबा से कम नही हो इन्टरनेट, बडी मुस्कील से गुजारे है तुमारे बीना 5-6 दीन

In Victory, You Deserve Champagne. In Defeat You Need It.

Life Is Short – Eat Fast!

Why Do Stores That Are Open 24/7 Have Locks On Their Doors?

Attitude Whatsapp Status

Don’t take my kindness as a sign of my weakness..

Life is too short to spend your time with people who suck the happiness out of you

If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.

If attitude kills…. I am the weapon of mass destruction…..

Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.

Your attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are.

People laugh at me becoz i am different and i laugh becoz they all are same.

I am AWESOME…. don’t Question it, deal with it.. ?

May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !

Having a girl friend is a cute thing,But I’m already committed with my #bed and #rajai.

The Man With BeArD will never Look Weird

My style is like Amazon.. everyone says “Aur dikhao aur dikhao” ♡♡

I don’t need your attitude I have one of my own

You treated me like an OPTION, so i left you like a CHOICE ♡

I am not failed, my success is just postponed.

God gives all birds their food but does not drop it into their nest.

Dear God, thanks for making me special. B-)

Whatsapp Attitude Status

I don’t change , i just grew up. You should try it once ?

Status under construction of life

फिर से मुझे मिट्टी में खेलने दे ऐ जिन्दगी, ये साफ़ सुथरी ज़िन्दगी, उस मिट्टी से ज्यादा गन्दी है ।

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing…

“कल उसका फोन आया और बहोत अकड़ के बोली – “भूल जाना मुझे” मैंने कहा – “अबेय पहेले नाम तो बता अपना कौन है तू””

कमाल करते है हमसे जलन रखने वाले, महफिले खुदकी सजाते है और चर्चे हमारे करते है…

Born with winner Quality’s LEGENDS don’t die.. I am a LIVING EXAMPLE!

कुंडली में “Shani”, मन में “Money” और हम से “Dushmani” तीनों हानीकारक है…

जीवन में नफरतों में क्या रखा है, मोहब्बत से जीना सीखो यारों… क्यूंकि, ये दुनिया न तो मेरा घर है और न तुम्हारा ठिकाना…

बुरे है हम तभी तो जी रहे है, अच्छे लोगों को दुनिया कहां जीने देती है ?

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.

Stop checking my status! Go Get A Life ?

मेरी हस्ती को तुम क्या पहचानोगे, हजारो मशहूर हो गए मुझे बदनाम करते करते ।

लोगो के ब्लडग्रुप में (+) और (–) आता है, हमारे ब्लडग्रुप में, #Attitude# आता है !!!

Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care, who is the king

Don’t Copy My Style.

तकलीफ कि इन्तेहा तो तब है, जब लोग जिंदा रहे और रिश्ते मर जाये…

Someone Asked me what is UR attitude… then i simply replied… “BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE.”

कुछ न उखाड़ सकोंगे तुम हमसे दुश्मनी करके, हमें बर्बाद करना चाहते हो तो, हमसे मोहब्बत कर लो…

Whatsapp Cool Status

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Time is precious waste it wisely.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.

Never give people permission to disrespect you.

When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!!

There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE AND ACT SINGLE.

I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.

Your whatsapp status say’s online… If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!

Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.

Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.

Live, Laugh, Love.

Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

life is simple if we are simple.

Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

Never too busy to be happy. ?

Had a really great ‘Night Out’ last night, according to my police report.

Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please!

Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.

Whatsapp Status In English

The best thing in life is finding someone who known all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses and still thing you’re completely amazing.

I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.

I’m not afraid to fall in LOVE, I’m afraid to fall for a wrong person again.

Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

I want my first marriage, to be my only marriage with you.

Sometimes loneliness is my good friends!

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

Loneliness is a part of you life. It teaches us that we are not complete in ourselves.

Make the most beautiful Mistakes, mine is you.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.

To me, your perfect.

What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?

That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

Missing someone is your heart’s way of reminding you that you love them.

There’s always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.

I’m slowly giving up.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

It’s sad to be happy alone.

If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad.

A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden world of HURT & LIES.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.

I’m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

If you give up on me, I’m going to give up on me too.

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

The worst loneliness is not to likes yourself.

I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget ME.

God is really creative, I mean…just look at m!!!

ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.

It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

Yes, I’m selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

Whatsapp Status Sad

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

It sucks to be alone, even when there are people all around you.

उन्हे हम याद आते है मगर फुर्सत के लम्हों में, मगर ये बात भी सच है की उन्हे फुर्सत नहीं मिलती..

I close my eyes and dream of a time when I wasn’t all alone.

Hate is like acid.It damages the vessel in which it is stored and destroys the vessel in which it is poured.

When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past …

My silence is just another word for pain

I just want to fall asleep until I don;t miss you anymore.

दिल तो करता हैं की रूठ जाऊँ कभी बच्चों की तरह, फिर सोचता हूँ कि मनाएगा कौन….?

बारिश‬ K ‪बाद‬ तार पर ‪टंगी‬ ‪आख़री‬ ‪‎बूंद‬ से पूछना, क्या‬ होता है ‪‎अकेलापन‬

Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you.

कट रही है ज़िंदगी रोते हुए, और वो भी तुम्हारे होते हुए…

Its very easy to say “Busy” when someone needs you, But its very painful to hear “Busy” when you need someone.

You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.

Your emotions trouble you only in those things which you call yours.

मजबूरियाँ तुम्हारी समझते- समझते सारी बात समझ गए हम ? ? ?

लिखना तो ये था कि खुश हूँ तेरे बगैर भी. पर कलम से पहले आँसू कागज़ पर गिर गया..

I have to cut because it’s the only way I can smile.

I smile not for that I am happy, but sometimes I smile t3o hide sadness.

I’m missing something in my life these days.

Best Whatsapp Status

I am not lucky. I am blessed.

I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING

People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.

☀काश सूरज की भी बीवी होती तो उसे थोडा तो कंट्रोल में रखती ????

Aspire to inspire before you expire

Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.

God made us Best Friends, Because he knew our Mom couldn’t handle us as Brothers.

Every burden is a blessing for me.I am Me and I won’t change for anyone!

I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

I Never dreamed about the success I worked for it.

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

I’m too lazy to stop being lazy

I fell in love with you. Not for how you look, just for who you are. (Although you look pretty great too)

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

एक चिड़ा था…एक चिड़ी थी….. दोनों की शादी हो गयी और…वो चिड़चिड़े हो गए।

कुछ मोहब्बतें इसलिए भी जुदा हो जाती हैं क्योंकि ,11th क्लास पहुँचते ही मैथ्स, बायो और कॉमर्स अलग अलग हो जाते हैं

You can do anything, but not everything.

Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.

Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS

One “BAD” meal won’t make you fat. Just like…. one “GOOD” meal won’t make you skinny.

To be trusted, you must be honest.

Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.

जिस दिन वो मेरी सलामती की दुआ करती है…उस दिन गोल्ड फ्लैक भी जेब में टूट जाती है….

To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.

I am only good at hiding my feelings

परम सत्य : कितनी भी mountain dew पीयो पर डर तो दारु पीने से ही दूर होता है.. ????

जैसे ही बीवी कहती है सोच रही हूँ मायके हो आऊँ . .टिंडे की सब्जी भी पनीर लगने लगती है।।

I’M Like Monday. Nobody Likes Me.

I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.

आज कल whatsapp पर वो लोग Admin बने हुऐ हें जो स्कूल टाइम में दो दो घण्टे मुर्गा बना करते थे ।

हे भगवान भले मुझे साउथ के हीरो जैसी ताकत मत दे, पर उनकी होरोइन जैसी GF दिला दे ????

Service is the rent we pay to live

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you…

Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.

However good or bad a situation is, it will change

शराब और मेरा कई बार ब्रेकअप हो चुका है; पर कमबख्त हर बार मुझे मना लेती है।

You can do anything, but not everything.

You only live once, so do everything twice.

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It Broke My Heart Into More Pieces Than My Heart Was Made Of, Why Can’t People Say What They Mean At The Time?

You may be someone to the world but you are the world for someone. ♥ ?

Don’t Promise When You’re Happy, Don’t Reply When You’re Angry, And Don’t Decide When You’re Sad.

If you expect something in return, It’s called business, not love.

I dont want to be your whole life, just your favorite part

I Can Forgive You For Leaving, But Not For Coming Back.

You looking most amazing,wonderful,fantastic,smart,charming, dazzing…

Comment “I love you” in your language

Sometimes You Just Need To Distance Yourself From People. If They Care, They’ll Notice. If They Don’t, You Know Where You Stand.

Roz sochta hun tumhe bhool jaun, Roz, yahi baat bhool jata hun.

Jab mein rooth jau to tum muje mana lena, Kuch mat kehna bas sine se laga lena…!!

Meri Zindgi bigaad di tumne.. Apne lamhe sanwarne ki laye..!!

The Worst Thing A Girl Can Do Is Trail After A Boy When A Love Affair Is Dead.

Relationships Should Be Built On Trust And Truth.

Relationships Are All About Trust And Equality. If One Person Shares, Then The Other Person Should Share, Too.

Sirf tune hi mujhe apna na samjha, Zamana to aaj bhimujhe tera diwana kehta hai..

दुनियाँ में इतनी रस्में क्यों हैं, प्यार अगर ज़िंदगी है तो इसमें कसमें क्यों हैं, हमें बताता क्यों नहीं ये राज़ कोई, दिल अगर अपना है तो किसी और के बस में क्यों है

लगता है इक बार फिर मोहब्बत हो ही जाएगी, रात फिर खाव्ब में खुद को मरते देखा है.

A life without love, is no life at all

Bees love honey…people love money…but I LOVE YOU

People Break Up. It’s Just The Way Things Are. And You Can’t Dwell On What Might Have Been. You Have To Look At What Is.

मेरी ज़िन्दगी के “तालिबान” हो तुम बेमक़सद तबाही मचा रखीहै

I Hope You Never Think About Anything As Much As I Think About You.

जरा सी जगह छोड देना अपनी नीदो मै, क्योकि आज रात तेरे ख्बाबो मै हमारा बसेरा होगा.

Be Strong Enough To Stand Alone, Smart Enough To Know When You Need Help, And Brave Enough To Ask For It.

I always pray to God to tie us in a sacred knot so that we spend each and every moment together.

There’s No Such Thing As A Perfect Relationship. It’s About Finding Someone Who Matches You And Will Go Through Everything Without Giving Up.

You Fall In And Out Of Love, But When You Really Love Someone, It’s Forever.

Men Who Want To Get Married Propose. You Don’t Need To Read The Signs. They Propose And That’s The Sign.

I don’t know if I like you or love you, want you or need you, all I know is I love the feeling I get when I’m near you.

Falling in love is easy, but staying in love is very special

Every friendship dosen’t change into love but every love begins with friendship.

Never Explain Yourself. Your Friends Don’t Need It And Your Enemies Won’t Believe It.

Rule Of Life. If You Bother To Ask Someone’s Advice, Then Bother To Listen To It.

Words Never Mean What We Want Them To Mean.

लेकर के मेरा नाम मुझे कोसती तो है … नफरत में ही सही पर मुझे सोचती तो है…

DON’T JUDGE SOMEONE’S ATTITUDE UNTIL YOU’VE FELT THEIR PAIN.

I Hope That One Day You Will Have The Experience Of Doing Something You Do Not Understand For Someone You Love.

I Hope You Never Think About Anything As Much As I Think About You.

It Broke My Heart Into More Pieces Than My Heart Was Made Of, Why Can’t People Say What They Mean At The Time?

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Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it

I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

Never explain yourself, Your real friends don’t need it, & Your enemies Won’t believe it..

Oye तू तेरे ATTITUDE की फोटो खींच कर OLX पे बेच दे, क्योंकि पुरानी चीज हमें पसंद नहीं

Hath pe ghadi koyi bhi Bandhi ho…. Lekin waqt apna hona chahiye”

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

I am not a Nerd, I m just smarter than you..

अकड़ उतनी ही दिखाना जितनी तेरी औकात हैं।

Waiting for Wi-Fi network.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

Please don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude.

Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life…

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success

Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.. ??

There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.

Your Whatsapp status say’s online…If your online then why aren’t you texting me

AττiTυdΣ‬ तो ‪अपना‬ भी ‪‎खतरनाक‬ है ,जिसे‬ भुला ‪दिया‬ SO ‪‎भुला‬ दिया,फिर‬ एक ‪ही‬ शब्द ‪याद‬ रहता है,Wнo are U ?

I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and u should try too.

If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.!!!

Don’t make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching HER. ?

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’..

Never makes promises that you can’t keep.

People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…

Silence is the best answer to a Fool

May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

I don’t have an attitude, Just a personality that you can’t handle.

I’m not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.

Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone

When someone says: u are UGLY TELL them oh sorry I was trying to look like you!!

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.

If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.

I loved a girl & she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

Maana ki teri ek aawaj se bhid ho jati hai, Lekin hum bhi kuch kam nhi, Hmari ek aawaj se puri bhid bikhar jati hai.

If you don’t like my attitude then stop talking to me.

Only surround yourself with people who will lift you Higher.

People like me – Great, People Don’t like me- Great, As long as i like myself that’s all that matters.

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Never lose your sense of wonder.

Do fish get thirsty?

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

You are my best reason to lose sleep.

Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.

I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning.

Love is the other NAME Of Respect, if you can’t Respect your loved One then you don’t deserve to be loved.

Don’t copy my status.

If some one hate you without reason then Give the reason to him..!

I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea.

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

I’d far rather be happy than right.

Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.

Well, that’s an evil smile.

Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season.

I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.

Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.

Let’s flip a coin, Head you are mine, Tails I’m yours!

Where words fail, music speaks.…

Be a warrior, not a worrier.

I Can’t See Myself Without You.

When Sum One Hates You for no reason.. Give them a reason.

I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.

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I hate when people look at my status and say ‘Its Bakwas’.

A loving heart is the truest wisdom.

I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.

Things take time so just be patient.

I earn a lot, but get little.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Peace begins with a smile.

You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.

Stop the world, I want to get out!

Save water – Drink beer!

Tell the truth and then run.

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It’s sad to be happy alone.

!Its better to be lonely then, to be played by Bad people.

दर्द हैं दिल में पर इसका ऐहसास नहीं होता… रोता हैं दिल जब वो पास नहीं होता… बरबाद हो गए हम उनकी मोहब्बत में… और वो कहते हैं कि इस तरह प्यार नहीं होता…

कभी न कभी वो मेरे बारे में सोंचेगी ज़रूर.. के हासिल होने की उम्मीद भी नही थी, फिर भी वफ़ा करता था !!

अखबार तो रोज़ आता है घर में, बस अपनों की ख़बर नहीं आती. ❤

BEING IGNORED, worst feeling ever.

I’m not afraid to fall in LOVE, i am afraid to fall for a wrong person again.

होता अगर मुमकिन, तुझे साँस बना कर रखते सीने में,तू रुक जाये तो मैं नही, मैं मर जाऊँ तो तू नही.

मरने के नाम से जो रखते थे मुँह पे उँगलियाँ ….. अफ़सोस वही लोग मेरे दिल के क़ातिल निकले…..

हम‬ भी ‪‎किसी‬ की ‪दिल‬ की ‪हवालात‬ में ‪‎कैद‬ थे..!! फिर‬ उसने ‪‎गैरों‬ के ‪‎जमानत‬ पर हमें ‪ रिहा‬ कर दिया..!!? ? ? ?…

I just want to fall asleep until I don’t miss you anymore.

अजीब कशमकश है जान किसे दें। वो भी आ बैठे और मौत भी।

There is no hurt in this world worse than feeling like they just doesn’t give a F..bad..!

तकलीफ ये नही की किस्मत ने मुझे धोखा दिया, मेरा यकीन तुम पर था किस्मत पर नही..

Wafa ka naam na lo yaro, wafa dil ko dukhati hai.. Wafa ka naam lete hi ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai!!

The most painful memory is that.. when I walked away and you let me go.

वो रोया तो बहुत होगा खाली कागज़ देख कर.. ज़िन्दगी कैसी बीत रही है.. उसने पूछा था ख़त में…

Everybody knows that something’s wrong but nobody knows that what’s going on.

अफ़सोस होता है उस पल जब अपनी पसंद कोई ओर चुरा लेता है.. ख्वाब हम देखते है.. और हक़ीक़त कोई और बना लेता है.

Auron se to umeed ka rishta bhi nahi tha.,Tum itne badal jaoge socha bi nai tha..

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Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

Silence is the best response to a fool.

A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.

Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!

Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.

It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

Friend: I’m so over him! Me: Cool, let’s go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA….

Apni to bass ek hi wish hai… Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

I’m the dude with cool attitude

Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!

I do not get drunk- I get awesome.

I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

Sitting at home: Oh cool it’s raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT’S RAINING!

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

My life my rules. _|_

 

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I love U more than stars in the sky & fish in the sea.

In your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.

Ek gujarish hai tujhse zara ruk k barasna,,,Aa jaaye jab mera mehboob to phir jamm k barasna

तेरे दिल ❤ में मेरी साँसों को पनाह मिल जाये,तेरे इश्क में मेरी जां फ़ना हो जाय.

The person who truly loves U will never let U go whatever the situation is.

बहुत भीड़ है मोहब्बत के इस Shehar में, एक बार जो बिछड़ा, वो दोबारा नहीं मिलता..

Aap lehro ko to nhi rokh sakte lekin terna sikh sakte hai. !!

Perfect love casts out all fear.

You left me? Fine! But don’t love somebody else in front of me.

The madness of love is the greatest of heaven’s blessings

Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back.

Love is That Which can not see the Religious, Caste, Rich, Poor .in life..

Kiss me, & U will see stars, Love me and i will give them to you.!!

Loving you is like breathing – so effortless, so natural. And so essential to life.

Ansu humari ankho ki kaad me thai,Bas teri yaad aye or inhe zamanat mil gai…

Love isn’t complicated, people are.

Bas itni c umar k talbadar hai,,na maru tere pehle, na jiu tere bad !!

Bujdil hai wo log jo mohhabat nhi karte,,,bahot hausla chahiye barbad hone k liye !!

होंठ तो मेरे है,पर मुस्कान ☺ तुम्हारी क्यों हे,,लब्ज़ तो मेरे हे..!फिर उन पर बातें तुम्हारी क्यों हे ?

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Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu…!!

Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them ?

Always respects your self!

Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…

Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..

Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.!

No I didn’t trip …The floor looked like …it needed a hug!.

High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!

Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman…

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

when nothing seems right then go left…

I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..

जितना दीमाग लड्कियाे में होता है…! उतना तो Mera खराब रहता है…

Alcohol will give different, type of power!..

if I am wired with you then I like you..

Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

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रूठों को मनाना और गैरों को हँसाना हमें पसंद नहीं ? ?

When a girl says, “I`m done,” it really means, “fight for me.

देख भाई … Status मत देख… कुछ नहीं मिलेगा ??

दिलवाले इस दुल्हनिया को afford नहीं कर पाएंगे

तू मेरे साथ नहीं , तो कोई बात नहीं ,शहज़ादी रोये तेरे लिये , तेरी इतनी औकात नहीं ??

A girl should be like a Butterfly…. Pretty to see and hard to catch….

A girl may not be the queen to her boyfriend or husband, but she will always be a princess to her DAD ?

I may not be the best, but I know that I am not like the rest…

Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.

If you don’t want your heart to be easily broken, don’t let yourself be easily taken.

I m beautifully broken ..perfectly imperfect… beautiful in my flaws… altogether I m a beautiful disaster ❤

When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke…..

A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.

हाथ पर घड़ी कोई भी बँधी हो , लेकिन वक़्त अपना होना चाहिए ??

मुझे MakeUp की जरूरत नहीं ,क्योंकि मुझे मेरी स्माइल ही क्यूट बना देती है ??

ज़िन्दगी की एक यही तमन्ना है , तुम मेरी सारे बातें मानो और मैं तुम्हारी एक भी नहीं ????

On average, women say 7,000 words per day while men manage just over 2,000 words.

If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, Then he should first create a heaven for her.

Be a lady with class.. a girl with nature and a bitch with attitude…

chatting को setting मत समझ , friendly हूँ , flirty नहीं ? ?

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Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….

I am not a Nerd, I m just smarter than you..

Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl… , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!

Real relationship is that in which we fight love trust each other.!

There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.

Silence is the best answer to a Fool

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone

Brain is Intelligent ! Why not have Everyone…

I don’t have an attitude, Just a personality that you can’t handle

It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

I am just limited edition Person..!!

Before your judge me, Make sure you are Mr. perfect.

Don’t make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching HER. ?

People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…

I don’t care what people think or say about me!..

Never explain yourself, Your real friends don’t need it, & Your enemies Won’t believe it..

If you don’t like my attitude then stop talking to me.

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Humne toh kisi ko nahi kiya begana, Jiska dil bhrta gya wo hume chhodta gaya

Sad feeling is mute reminder of what is really important in our life.

जुबां तीखी हो तो खंजर से गहरा जख्म देती है, और मीठी हो तो वैसे ही कत्ल कर देती है.

The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.

Oh I’m sorry, I forgot I only exist when you want something from me

The only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover it up

प्यार करो तो सच्चा…….वरना ‘ALONE ‘ ही अच्छा !

लुट लेते है अपने ही वरना, गैरों को कहां पता इस दील की दीवार कहां से कमजोर है.

नहीं मिला कोई तुम जैसा आज तक, पर ये सितम अलग है की मिले तुम भी नही.

Theres no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me

Sometimes what you don’t say is more powerful than what you do say ?

टूटे मक़ान वाला, दिल में ताजमहल रखता हूँ, बात गहरी मगर अल्फ़ाज़ सरल रखता हूँ.

One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be forgotten by someone they will never forget ?

सुना है आज उस की आँखों मे आसु आ गये, वो बच्चो को सिखा रही थी की मोहब्बत ऐसे लिखते है.

I just wanna run away… Run away from all of my problems and pain and never come back… Because i don’t think anyone would miss me ?

उनको समझो जिन्दगी ?, उनको समझो प्यार ?, धड़के ? दिल जिसके लिए, एक पल में सौ सौ बार. ?

Two barrels of tears do not heal a bruise.

The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday

Chhodo na yaar kya rkha h sunne or sunane me, Kisi ne kasar nahi chhodi dil dukhane mein..!!!

I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain one day ?

Funny Status For Whatsapp

I will kill you with my awesomeness…

I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable

I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

प्यार में दुनियाँ खुबसूरत लगती है, दर्द में दुनियाँ दुश्मन लगती है। तु मेरी जिन्दगी में हो तो, “बिसलेरी” भी साली “किंगफिशर” लगती है।

After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.

दिल की धड़कन का क्या है, बड़ी नाज़ुक सी होती है, बैंक का कैशियर हजार के नोट को दो बार पलट कर देख ले तो भी रुक जाती है

They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B

Bluetooth और girlfriend एक जैसी होती है, पास रखो तो # Connect, दूर रखो तो # New_Device_Found.

I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them…

पढ़ो पढ़ो, मेरा स्टेट्स पढ़ो, पढ़ेगा इन्डिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इन्डिया

आजकल के हर आशिक की अब तो यही कहानी है, मजनू चाहता है लैला को , लैला किसी और की दीवानी है

बदनाम क्यूँ करते हो तुम इश्क को, माल आपका चालु निकला इसमें इश्क का क्या कसूर??

I’m soo poor… I can’t even pay attention

हर आदमी अपनी जिंदगी में हिरो है, बस कुछ लोगो की फिल्मे रिलीज नहीं होती

Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.

जरा सी #बारिश हुई नही कि #अखबार में भीगी लडकियों की, तस्वीरें छपने लगीं जैसे हम लड़के तो #Waterproof पैदा हुए हैं.

Single doesn’t always mean available…

Once a cheater always a repeater…

I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.

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माना की बुरा हु लेकिन, इतना भी नहीं की याद भी न आउ.

Don’t See My Status, Appointment is needed..

Be yourself, who else is better qualified?

I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.

सुन पगली हम तो ‪#‎Shauk‬ से ‪#‎Status‬ लिखते है, पर लोगो को सच-मुच का ‪#‎Shock‬ लग जाते है.

Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..

ज्यादा ‪#‎Smart बनने की कोशिश मत कर पगले क्योंकि मेरे ‪#‎बाल‬ भी तेरे ‪#‎औकात‬ से लंबे है.

The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun..

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for

मेरे पास ‪#‎Jaanu‬ ‪#‎Baby कहने वाली ‪#‎Gf नहीं है तो क्या हुआ, मेरे पास ‪#‎Raja‬ Beta कहने वाली ‪#‎MAA तो है, जो मुझसे बहोत प्यार करती है

Some people just need a High-Five….. On the face… with a chair

When Sum One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

तेरे ‪#‎पप्पा‬ से केह दे कभी हमारा ‪#‎इलाक़ा‬ घुमकर देखे, सिर्फ ‪#‎नाम‬ ही काफ़ी है उनके ‪#‎जमाई‬ का.

Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you

धोखा देने की बात मत कर पगली, यहाँ ‪#‎Wish‬ पूरी ना होने पे लोग ‪#‎भगवान‬ बदल देते है….तो तू क्या चीज है.

If some one hate you without reason then Give the reason to him..!

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google… They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

दो हाथ से हम पचास लोगों को नही मार सकते, पर दो हाथ जोङ कर हम करोङो लोगों का दिल जीत सकते है.

Whatsapp Status In Marathi

बाबा म्हणतात राजासारखं जगायचं पण, काय करू राव आईचा अजून राणीला नकार आहे…

आधी तुझी आठवण आली कि हसायचो मी… आणि आता? आठवण आली कि रडु येत गं…!!

ते जग बदलू शकता असे वाटते की, पुरेसे वेडा आहेत त्यांनी काय आहात.

#‎जग‬ जिंकण्यासाठी ‪#‎Attitude‬ नाही# ‪#‎फक्त‬ दोन गोष्टी पूरेश्या आहेत# गोड_स्वभाव आणि ‪#Cute_Smile‬…

तो जवळजवळ व्हॅलेंटाईन्स डे आहे आणि मी अद्याप अद्याप स्वत: मिळविण्यासाठी काय माहित नाही

गट फोटो चांगले दिसते कोण व्यक्ती नेहमी एक अपलोड आहे. !!

आता तर हद्द झाली राव ज्याला #Girlfriend नाही ते पोरग पण #Status टाकतय #I_Miss_U_Pillu अरे पण कोणाचा पिल्लू कुत्र्याच् का मांजरीच…

आम्ही साइटवर पुतळे सादर हे सर्वांना आभार मानू इच्छितो . अनेक नाकारले करा आम्ही ते मजेदार आहेत असे मला वाटत नाही , कारण , किंवा ते अवाचनीय आहेत , किंवा ते अयोग्य आणि आक्षेपार्ह आहेत.

तुझ्यात आणि माझ्यात कुठे दुरावा आहे …. आठवण तिकडे आणि उचकी इकडे. हाच आपल्या प्रेमाचा मोठा पुरावा आहे

बाकीच्या पोरी तर रोज पाहतो.. पण तुझी एकच झलक मनाला वेड लवली आणि मि अजुन वेडाच आहे

सुरवात ‘मी’ केली म्हणुन ‘शेवट’ तीला करायचा होता…

पोकिमॉन गेममुळे मुंबईत आणखी एक अपघात, गेम खेळता खेळता राज ठाकरे थेट मातोश्रीच्या आत

जे मला ओळखतात् ते माझ्या वर कधी शंका घेत नाही … आणि जे माझ्यावर शंका घेतात त्यांनी मला कधी ओळख़लच नाही.

मी तरीही फोटो आठवणी आणि नाही फेसबुक प्रोफाइल साठी घेतले होते , तेव्हा ते दिवस लक्षात ठेवा .. !!

ज्यांना मी हवाय,ते मला नको आहेत.. आणि जे मला हवेत,त्यांना मी नको आहे…

एखादी चांगली गोष्ट मुळीच न करण्यापेक्षा ती कमी प्रमाणात करणे किंवा सावाकाशीने करणे श्रेयस्कर.

मैत्री करत तर दिव्यातल्या पानती सारखी करा अन्धारात जे प्रकाश देईल हृदयात अस एक मंदिर करा

ते जग बदलू शकता असे वाटते की, पुरेसे वेडा आहेत त्यांनी काय आहात.

तुम मुझ से दूर रहकर ख़ुश हो, तो ये बहुत अच्छी बात है … मुझे,अपनी मोहब्बत से ज्यादा, तेरी मुस्कराहट पसंद है

ते एकमेकांना प्रेम किती फेसबुक प्रती जगाला दाखविण्यासाठी निश्चित की त्रासदायक दोन

Whatsapp Status In Punjabi

ਸੁਭਾਅ ਤੇਰਾ ਬਦਲ ਗਿਆ ਹੈ ਮੇਰੇ ਲਈ, ਲੱਗਦਾ ਤੇਰਾ ਦਿਲ ਕਿਤੇ ਹੋਰ ਲੱਗਣ ਲੱਗ ਗਿਆ

ਦਿਲ ਤਾ ਬੜਾ ਕਰਦਾ ਕਿ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਾ .. ਪਰ ਤੇਰੀ ਆਕੜ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਮੁਕਦੀ….

ਇੱਕ ਹੀ ਐਬ ਆ ਸਾਡੇ ਚ ਜਿਹੜਾ ਰੱਬ ਨੇ ਕੁੱਟ ਕੁੱਟ ਕੇ ਭਰਿਆ …ਕੋਈ ਲੱਖ ਮਾੜਾ ਕਰ ਜਏ ਸਾਡੇ ਨਾਲ ..ਪਰ ਸਾਥੋਂ ਨੀਂ ਹੁੰਦਾ…

ਦਿਲ ਵਿਚ ਖੋਟ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਿੱਧਾ ਜਿਹਾ ਹਿਸਾਬ ਹੈ , ਜੱਟੀ ਨੀ ਮਾੜੀ ਬਸ ਜ਼ਮਾਨਾ ਹੀ ਖਰਾਬ ਹੈ।

ਕੁਝ ਉਸਦੀ ਆਕੜ ਸੀ ਤੇ ਕੁਝ ਮੇਰਾ ਗੁੱਸਾ ਸੀ … ਉਹ ਨਖਰੇ ਕਰਦਾ ਸੀ ਸੁਭਾਅ ਮੇਰਾ ਵੀ ਪੁੱਠਾ ਸੀ

ਛੋਟੇ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ ਦੇ ਅਖਬਾਰਾਂ ਵਰਗਾ ਹਾਂ ਮੈਂ, ਦਿਲ ਤੋਂ ਲਿਖਦਾ ਸ਼ਾਇਦ ਏਸੇ ਲਈ ਘੱਟ ਵਿਕਦਾ…

ਅਸੀਂ ਖੁਦ ਨੂੰ ਤੇੇਰੇ ਲਈ ਬਦਲ ਲਿਆ ..ਬਦਲੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਤੈਥੋਂ ਪਿਆਰ ਲਿਆ…ਤੂੰ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਬਦਲ ਕੇ ਬਦਲ ਗਈ… ਨੀ ਤੇਰੀ ਅਦਲ ਬਦਲ ਨੇ ਮਾਰ ਲਿਆ.

ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਸੋਹਣਾ ਯਾਰ ਹੋਵੇ ਤਾਂ ਰੱਬ ਵਰਗਾ…ਬਾਹਰੋਂ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਕਦੇ ਧੋਖਾ ਖਾਈਏ ਨਾ … ਉਮਰ , ਵਕਤ ਤੇ ਮੌਸਮ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਬਦਲਦੇ ਸ਼ਕਲਾਂ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਯਾਰ ਬਣਾਈਏ ਨਾ..

ਜੋ ਔਕਾਤ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ….????….ਅੱਜ ਕੱਲ Jio ਸਿਮ ਲੈੰਦੇ ਦੇਖੇ ਨੇ

ਜਿਸ ਦਾ ਦਰਦ ਸਿਰਫ ਉਸੀ ਦਾ ਦਰਦ ਬਾਕੀ ਸਬ ਤਮਾਸ਼ਾਈ

ਕਿਹੰਦੀ ਪਛਤਾਵੇਂਗਾ ਤੂੰ ” ਮੈਨੂੰ ਪਿਆਰ ਨਾਂ ਕਰ” , ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਕਮਲੀਏ ਸਾਰੀ ਉਮਰ ਰੋਵੇਂਗੀ ” ਇਨਕਾਰ ਨਾ ਕਰ “

ਜਿਸ ਕੋਲ ਗੱਡੀ ਉਸ ਕੋਲ ਨੱਡੀ … ਬਾਕੀ ਮੇਰੇ ਵਰਗੇ ਖੜੇ ਨੇ ਮੂੰਹ ਅੱਡੀ..

ਕਦਰ ਤਾ ਬੰਦੇ ਦੇ ਕਿਰਦਾਰ ਦੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਆ… ਕੱਦ ਵਿਚ ਤਾ ਪਰਛਾਵਾਂ ਵੀ ਇਨਸਾਨ ਤੋ ਵੱਡਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ ..

ਠੱਗੀ ਠੋਰੀ 22 G ਮਲੰਗ ਮਾਰਦੇ,ਅਸੀਂ bapU ? ਦੀ ਕਮਾਈ ਨਾਲ ਡੰਗ ਸਾਰਦੇ .. ਬਾਬੇ ਨਾਨਕ? ਦੀ ਕਿਰਪਾ ਨਾਲ ਚੱਲੀ ਜਾਨੇ ਆ,ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਹਰਾਉਣ ਨਾਲ ਨਈਉ ਹਾਰਦੇ…?

ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ‘ਚ ਬੱਸ ਦੋ ਚੀਜ਼ਾਂ ਮਸ਼ਹੂਰ ਨੇਂ, ਇੱਕ ਤੇਰੇ ਭਾਈ ਦਾ Style ਤੇ ਦੂਜੀ ਤੇਰੀ ਭਾਬੀ ਦੀ Smile

ਕਿਹੰਦੀ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਫੇਸਬੁੱਕ Use ਕਰਦੇ ਹੋ ?…ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ….?? ਕਮਲੀਏ ਅਸੀ ਤਾਂ ਫੇਸਬੁੱਕ ਹੁਣ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਚ ਕਰਤੀ ਤੂੰ Use ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਦੀ ਹੈ

ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਇਨਸਾਨ ਦਾ ਦਿਲ ਬੱਸ ਓਦੋਂ ਤੱਕ ਦੁਖਾ ਸਕਦੇ ਹੋ, ਜਦੋਂ ਤੱਕ ਉਹ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਪਿਆਰ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ!

ਇਸ ਦਿਲ ਦੀਆਂ ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਲਾਈਨਾਂ ਵਿਅਸਤ ਹਨ ?? ਕਿਰਪਾ ਕਰਕੇ ਅਗਲੇ ਜਨਮ ਵਿੱਚ ਟਰਾਈ ਕੀਤਾ ਜਾਵੇ ??

ਸਾਡੀ ਮਾੜੀ ਮੋਟੀ ਗੱਲ ਨੂੰ ਤੁਸੀ ਚੱਕੀ ਜਾਦੇਂ ਓ…ਰੀਸ ਵੀ ਸਾਡੀ ਈ ਕਰਦੇ ਓ ਤੇ ਸਾਡੇ ਤੋਂ ਹੀ ਮੱਚੀ ਜਾਦੇਂ ਓ…

ਪੈਸੇ ਦਾ ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਯਾਦਾ ਘਮੰਡ ਉਸਨੂੰ ਹੀ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਹੈ ਜਿਸਨੇ ਧੋਖੇ ਨਾਲ ਪੈਸਾ ਕਮਾਇਆ ਹੋਵੇ।

Whatsapp Status In Tamil

Meluguvarthi’ku Uyir koduka uyir vittathu thee’kuchi, Athai Ninaithu Ninaithu urukiyathu Meluguvarthi, That is LOVE

ஒன்றே செய், நன்றே செய், இன்றே செய்.., வெறும் ஸ்ட்டேட்ஸ் அப்டேட் மட்டும் செய்யாதே

அண்டவா, நா எனக்கு எதையுமே கேக்கல, எங்க அம்மாவுக்கு ஒரு நல்லா சூப்பர் பிகுரே மறுமகலா அக்கிறு

Ovvundrai Thirudugirai Thirudugiraai, Yaarukkum Theriyaamal Thirudugiraai.

Kannil oru minnal, mugathil oru sirippu, sirippil oru paasam, Paasathil oru nesam, nesathil oru ithayam, antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.

Kathal enbuthu nvaanavill poa oru murai vandhuvandhu vittu maraiandhu vidum aanal natpu enbathu vaanathai pola endrum maraiyaathu nam natpai pola…

Veruppavarkal Yaraga Erunthalum, Neasippavarkal Namaga Eruppom..

Adi Pichipoo Unna Paarthappo Vaarthai Varlaa Unna Varnikka Thaan

பழமையைப் பற்றி ஒன்றுமே தெரியாமல் புதுமையைச் சிறப்பாகப் படைக்க முடியாது

வாடி புள்ள வாடி உன்ன மட்டும் நெனச்சு இருக்கேன் என் நெஞ்சுக்குள்ள

En uyiril paathi un unarvil kalanthathu..un unarvil pathi en ninaivil kalanthathu..

Natpu enbadhu idhayam-pola namaku theriyamal namakaga thudikum…

Unnalae Uyir Vazhgiraen, Unakaga Penne, Uyir Kaathal Nee Katinaal, Maravene Penne.

“Yaraium purinthu kondu nesi….!” “Nesitha pin purinthukolla muyarchikathey” “Vali unaku mattum illai nee nesitha idayathukum than.!”

True line: Sirikum bothu vazhkaiyai rasika mudiyum… aanal, Azhum bothu than vazhkaiyai purinthu kolla mudiyum that’s life…

Aandava! Enakunnu na ethayume keakala.. En ammaku super figure-ah oru marumagala thana keaten.

Pengal athigam kelvi keatpavargal enpathai owaiyarin peyaril irunthe ariyalam. HOW? WHY? Yaar?

“பொய் சொல்லி கலட்டி விடறது பொண்ணுக பாலிசி பொய் சொல்லியாவது pickup பண்றதுதான் பசங்க பாலிசி”

En Idhayam Endra Thandavaalathi Rail Pola Odukirathu Un Ninaivugal.

Vaalkayil thadumari kondu irupadhai vida, Oru murai vilundhu eluvadhu sirandadhu.

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The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say U can’t Do it..

आज सोचा कि…. कुछ तेरे सिवा सोचूँ ..!!! .अभी तक इसी सोच में हूँ कि क्या सोचूँ ..!!!

कभी मतलब के लिए तो कभी बस दिल्लगी के लिए , हर कोई मोहब्बत ढूंढ रहा है अपनी ज़िन्दगी के लिए

हिसाब-किताब हम से न पूछ अब, ऐ-ज़िन्दगी…तूने सितम नही गिने,तो हम ने भी ज़ख्म नही गिने..!!

कैसे सो जाऊँ मैं सुकून की नींद !! सुकून से सुलाने वालों के तो शव आ रहें हैं …. ?

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it

!Pyar kiya nahi jata pyar to ho jata hai….

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits

Aql badam khane se nahi dhake khane se aati hai…!

My style is unique don’t copy it!

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ?

Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine

Too busy to update a status. 0_o

आंसूओ को कह दो कोई और निगाह ढूंढ ले, हम तो अंगारो पे भी मुस्कुरा के चलते है

Hum ‘Kimat’ sE nHi ‘Kismat’ Se Mila Krte Hai…

वफादारी सीखनी है तो उन लड़कों से सीखिए जिन्होंने वोट भी बीजेपी को दिया है और ऐंटी रोमियो स्क्वॉड के डंडे भी खुद ही झेल रहे हैं ??

My Attitude is “GoD” gift and nobody take it from me.!

Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable

Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.

Dil Cheer Ke DekH ….TeRa Hi NaaM likha HoGa..

Nilkanth Shet Shirodkar is the founder & CEO of Redicals. A Software Engineer and a passionate Web developer by heart. He just love – working with computers

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