Whatsapp Status stories

??Think you are attending my marriage..????..?? what will you tell to my life partner about me??

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Whatsapp Status stories

Who is “Your Name” to you.? ??
Write a few lines or more and I’ll put it in my WhatsApp story if I like it.
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Best Whatsapp Status stories

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.

If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix eye sight?

At least I can still smoke in my car.

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually find me.

If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

My back is not voicemail, Say it to my face.

I have a problem. My problem is love and……. My solution is you.

Sometimes, I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.

Nothing is this world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

Never argue with fool, People might not know the difference.

I am not crazy, I’m just special.

You people are crazy! I know… I can recognize my kind.

People that are meant to together always find each other at the end.

I want to be the one who makes you smile.

Let us not love in word or talk but indeed and in truth.

GOD understands our prayers even when we can’t find the words.

Find a heart that will love you at your worst and arms that will hold you at your weakest.

I am not perfect but loving you makes me the best.

Its better to let go with a simple in the face than to hold on with tears in eyes.

Don’t use your words to describe the situation. Use your words to change the situation.

Being simple is not a big deal bcoz sooner or latest you will find true love.

Don’t lose hope. When the SUN goes down, the stars come out.

Don’t let time sneak up on you. Enjoy every moment that you can.

Be nice to people on your way up bcoz you will meet them on your way down.

SMILE…. It irritates those who wish to destroy you.

If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice.

Life is too short to hide your feelings. Don’t be afraid to say what you feel.

Cuddling in bed and falling asleep is probably the best feeling in a relationship.

Relationships are like a book. It takes years to write but second to burn.

I still remember the feeling I felt when I first started talking to you.

Beauty doesn’t last forever but a beautiful personality does.

All I want and all I need is only YOU.

If tears could build a stairway, and memories a lane, I’d walk right up to Heaven and bring you home again.

Every moment of life is step towards death

Hold tight to memories for comfort, lean on your friends for strength.

Please accept our most heartfelt sympathies for your loss.

Words cannot express how sorry we are at this hard time you are going though.

Remember that we love and care about you.

May your heart and soul find peace comfort.

Out thoughts and prayers are with you.

We send you thoughts of peace and courage.

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.

He spoke well who said that graves are the footprints of angels.

Heaven is a place nearby, so there’sno need to say goodbye.

While, We are mourning the loss of out friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind well.


Love Whatsapp Status stories


Love is when you don’t know why you seem to be attracted to that person.

It is amazing how stupid you can be when you are in love.

I only want you to love me.

Love is a language spoken by everyone.

Love is only when a mother loves her kidz, the rest is pure lust.

Love is the mystery which is best unsolved.

Love is blind. I know, because you don’t see me.

If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

I’m not smiling at you, I’m trying not to laugh.

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

No regrets just love.

Saving love doesn’t bring any interest.

We can only learn to love by loving.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

At least I can still smoke in my car.

You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?

I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…

If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

Loving you is like breathing How can I stop.

If there’s one thing I hate the most , its seeing bad things happen to good people.

I have a problem. My problem is love and My solution is you.

When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.

We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.

Nothing is the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

Never argue with a fool.People might not know the difference.

If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta then…. I am fantastic!

If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix eye sight?

Style is a way to say who you are without speaking.

Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.

The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.

People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…

Sometimes people a high five on the face with a CHAIR.

Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student

I am who i am, you approval is not needed.

I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.

I will win not immediately, but Definitely.

Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.

My attitude is based on how you treat me.

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.

I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.

A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it.

Baat unhi ki hoti hai jinmain koi baat hoti hai.

I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.

Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.

Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.

If you can;t convince them, confuse them.

I know i am awesome, so i don’t care about your opinion.

If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.

I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.

When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and half.

DP to lagalu par teri aukat nahin hai.

An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.

I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google…They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete..

Every problem comes with some solution…If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!..

In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is… And Dad Knows What Boys Are..

I have no time to hate people… who hate me… because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me..

People say me bad..but trust me I am the worst!

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one…


Funny Whatsapp Status stories

Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!

I don’t care what people think or say about me!

I am learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.

There are two type of people winner and Losser, Winner always Working Hard, Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

Your whatsapp status say’s online .. If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!

Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!

Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!

Please don’t get confused between my my attitude & personality!

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’.. It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

Apni to bass ek hi wish hai.. Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status !

Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.

Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

People are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest,just noise..

Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…

I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart…

There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will…

I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…

Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!

When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..

Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…

Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…

Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!

Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful…

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy..

I don’t have time to hate people bcz.. I’m busy loving people who love me.

Smartness is a perfect beauty.

My attitude based on how you treat me.

Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wore it J.

So you’re checking my status.. ?

My _|_ salutes you.

Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com

The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t ?

I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success

If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1

Smile infront of those who hates you – It kills them.

My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J

If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.

I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?

I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.

I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.

2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn’t like my posts.

Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn’t come with ‘USER MANUAL and INSTRUCTIONS’!

Attitudes are more important than facts.

Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you.

The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

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